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Alyssa Pachuau

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A self-taught illustrator who works with ink and watercolour.

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Alyssa Pachuau • upvoted 38 items 2 years ago

Virgin Atlantic Scraps Gendered Uniforms To Drive Inclusivity, Dividing Opinions Online

Way to go at proving your own argument to be bullcráp. You're the one dividing people into two camps. It *is* a popular and normal opinion to be unsupportive of trans rights. That doesn't mean that we have to like or agree with it, but even in the best western democracies it is barely a majority that are fully supportive of trans rights.

Virgin Atlantic Scraps Gendered Uniforms To Drive Inclusivity, Dividing Opinions Online

This is amazing! I love how Virgin Airlines is catering to less than 1% of its employees. Hopefully the other 99% aren't uncomfortable around they/them/it in the new uniforms.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

When Joe Biden was born, dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

The mold is Physarum polycephalum (for those curious).

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Yep, the smell is called petrichor, but the chemical that makes the smell is geosmin.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Earth's time scale is always mind blowing

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Isn't the smell after rain called petrichor....or something like that? Happy to be corrected if am mistaken.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

There were Egyptologists in Ancient Egypt. Yes, really. Tey restored older monuments and stuff.

novaorld reply

The oldest hotel in the world is The Nishiyama Onsen Keiunkan in Japan and has been in business since 705AD. The crazy thing is that it’s still a family business. For 52 generations

klakkrr reply

The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn.

JustAShittyProducer reply

When Joe Biden was born, he was closer to Abraham Lincoln's presidency than his own.

Black---Sun reply

Australia has the largest amount of wild camels in the world. There are more pet tigers in Texas than there are in the wild of the entire planet.

Angel_OfSolitude reply

The Mantis shrimp punches so hard it generates light.

astrielx reply

Oxford University predates the Aztec Empire by 3.5 centuries.

Lone_Wolf_888 reply

From 1912 to 1948, the Olympics awarded official medals for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music, alongside those for the athletic competitions.

Feathertail80 reply

Snails have 14,000 teeth and eat bones and meat not just vegetables.

People Online Are Confessing Things They Found Out About Their Parents That They Weren’t Supposed To Know And These Are 25 Of Their Stories

This is just me but I couldn't love my mother to death after finding out she scammed my father and had the audacity to b***h about it taking too long to steal his money in the divorce. It's a pretty big rule of mine to not love to death inherently awful people, regardless of whether or not I'm related to them.

People Online Are Confessing Things They Found Out About Their Parents That They Weren’t Supposed To Know And These Are 25 Of Their Stories

So she starved you out of spite!?

50 Photos From The Past That Can Only Be Labeled As "Cool"

Having an anxiety attack just looking at this

40 Times Plumbers Found Something Confusing And Unexpected While On The Job And Just Had To Share The Pics

I am very concerned about the brown trickle 🤢

30 Of The Most Stunning Examples Of Modernist Architecture Admired On This Online Group

The amount of windowsurfaces on the private houses on this list are crazy. Who would want his whole house ground to top windowed all around?

40 Times Lizards Were Caught Being Unbearably Cute

That's a chameleon. Just saying.

50 Horrible Tattoos People Thought Were A Good Idea But Got Shamed For In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Is mom a bottle-nosed dolphin? If so, then yes, it’s perfect!

50 Horrible Tattoos People Thought Were A Good Idea But Got Shamed For In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Dude, give me the owl anyday!!!!!! That cover-up is horrendous. The snake with the red squares looks better than this lol

If You're Feeling Confused By The English Language, These 30 Tips By The "Pronunciation Mistake" Twitter Account May Clear Things Up

I feel British is correct here.

Maybe This Is Super Basic For A Plumber, But As An Electrician, This Type Of Work Is Very Satisfying To See. Haven't Seen A Single Piece Of Sloppy Work From The Plumbers On This Job. Very Impressive Stuff

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

The design is well over hundred years old and frankly your opinion is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

Please stop! Not all Karens are a holes!

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

This person has nice handwriting

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

Get a mirror and reflect that light back onto their window

50 Jerk Neighbors Who Deserve The "Worst Neighbor Of The Year" Award

run them over

"Don't Be The One To Mess It Up": Entitled Note On Public Park Benches Asks People To Not Sit There Because Of A Kid's Birthday

Any one would have been right to take it down and toss it in the garbage.

"Don't Be The One To Mess It Up": Entitled Note On Public Park Benches Asks People To Not Sit There Because Of A Kid's Birthday

I'll bet you a dollar that the folks who don't see a problem with it are just the kind of people who would do such a thing.

"Don't Be The One To Mess It Up": Entitled Note On Public Park Benches Asks People To Not Sit There Because Of A Kid's Birthday

It's public space, you do not get to reserve it, and to use emotional manipulation, saying " you'll ruin the child's birthday" is just way over me. If it's not a place that you could literally rent, then whoever gets there, gets the table, end of story, they have just as much right to it as anyone else. Also, I bet there are many others who have their birthday and would want to have a party there, yet this Karen of a parent is the type who, if anybody else would do the same thing, would be the first to revolt. I feel sorry in advance for her child, who almost definitely will grow up n a world of double standards, as far as it can be seen from this parent.

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Alyssa Pachuau • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

50 Horrible Tattoos People Thought Were A Good Idea But Got Shamed For In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

This actually looks good.

50 Horrible Tattoos People Thought Were A Good Idea But Got Shamed For In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Definitely odd, but I like it.

Alyssa Pachuau • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Alyssa Pachuau • submitted 11 list additions 4 years ago

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Alyssa Pachuau • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

50 Horrible Tattoos People Thought Were A Good Idea But Got Shamed For In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

This actually looks good.

50 Horrible Tattoos People Thought Were A Good Idea But Got Shamed For In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Definitely odd, but I like it.

Neighbor Can't Stand Kids Playing Outside At 6:45 AM, Asks If They Should Contact The Council

I totally agree. I hear birds and insects all throughout the day and night, it doesn't bother me. But kids yelling and screaming outside in the morning is a nightmare.

Alyssa Pachuau • commented on 16 posts 4 years ago

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Thank you.

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Thank you

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

That smile. It's priceless!

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Thanks for sharing this.

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

lol

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Love this.

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Hahaha

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Probably because you associated it with some sinister story you heard or read somewhere :)

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

It's so much fun looking back at some of the impossible things we believed in as kids :)

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Thank you. That's a really interesting one.

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

And what became of that poor stuffed toy? :)

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Thank you. Will work on posting more.

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Oh yes. We used to try and outrun it.

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

Thank you :)

I Asked People To Share Their Hilarious Childhood Beliefs And Then Illustrated Them (11 Pics)

I think this was influenced by a lot of folktales and folklore predominant in the area.

Alyssa Pachuau • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

Indeed. I will not spend time with you, you nitwit !

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

I identify as a leggy bronzed model with a six pack. I'm not one, but it's about attitude, if you know what I mean.

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

Butt cheek .. French for f**k off !

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

Idiots everywhere indeed.

Virgin Atlantic Scraps Gendered Uniforms To Drive Inclusivity, Dividing Opinions Online

This is amazing! I love how Virgin Airlines is catering to less than 1% of its employees. Hopefully the other 99% aren't uncomfortable around they/them/it in the new uniforms.

Virgin Atlantic Scraps Gendered Uniforms To Drive Inclusivity, Dividing Opinions Online

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

When Joe Biden was born, dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

JustAShittyProducer reply

When Joe Biden was born, he was closer to Abraham Lincoln's presidency than his own.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

The mold is Physarum polycephalum (for those curious).

Black---Sun reply

Australia has the largest amount of wild camels in the world. There are more pet tigers in Texas than there are in the wild of the entire planet.

Feathertail80 reply

Snails have 14,000 teeth and eat bones and meat not just vegetables.

Lone_Wolf_888 reply

From 1912 to 1948, the Olympics awarded official medals for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music, alongside those for the athletic competitions.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

There were Egyptologists in Ancient Egypt. Yes, really. Tey restored older monuments and stuff.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Earth's time scale is always mind blowing

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Yep, the smell is called petrichor, but the chemical that makes the smell is geosmin.

Someone Asked People "What Is A True Fact That Sounds Fake?" And 40 Delivered Illuminating Responses

Isn't the smell after rain called petrichor....or something like that? Happy to be corrected if am mistaken.

Angel_OfSolitude reply

The Mantis shrimp punches so hard it generates light.

klakkrr reply

The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn.

astrielx reply

Oxford University predates the Aztec Empire by 3.5 centuries.

novaorld reply

The oldest hotel in the world is The Nishiyama Onsen Keiunkan in Japan and has been in business since 705AD. The crazy thing is that it’s still a family business. For 52 generations

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