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Aly

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Aly

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how the fuck do I delete shit on this website i was in my dsmp phase when I used this website and I don't want any memory of that phase, ever

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People In HR Are Sharing 35 Weird And Creepy Things They've Seen On The Job

I thought for sure this was going to end up being a cat-trapped-in-the-wall story.

Video Editor for GOTCHA!

People In HR Are Sharing 35 Weird And Creepy Things They've Seen On The Job

I thought for sure this was going to end up being a cat-trapped-in-the-wall story.

People In HR Are Sharing 35 Weird And Creepy Things They've Seen On The Job

Poor guy. What an asshole manager

30 Husbands And Wives Share What Bizarre Things They Discovered About Each Other After Marriage

My teeth hurt just thinking about that.

30 People In This Thread Are Sharing Stories Of When Their Customers Got Mad For The Dumbest Reasons

Sue her? Are you serious? How about having her arrested for assault??

Human-Resources-Weirdest-Work-Stories

We had a manager who was having an affair. To hide the affair from her husband, she had saved her boyfriend’s phone number in her phone as the name of a male subordinate. Well, one day the husband was looking at her phone and found the text conversation with her boyfriend. He was pissed, and since she had saved the number of the boyfriend under the name of an employee, he came to the office to fight the male employee. Imagine being the male subordinate and getting an ass-kicking over something you have no knowledge of

The Parents Of Twitter Continue To Raise The Bar On Comedy, And Here Are 30 Of Their Funniest Tweets This August

Why are you eating children?

29 Rich People Share What Things Were Normal To Them Until They Realized They Were So Privileged

Which is also child abuse /s

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

probably the kind of family members that forgot your birthday then 6months later they realise they even got a calculator as a "gift" (because school asked them for everyone to have a calculator) but it didn't matter because my math teacher gifted me an old Casio basic calculator that I still have....

Self-Proclaimed "Alpha Male" Explains How Women Are Single Because Of Feminism, Gets Destroyed In The Comments

That was a lot of words to say "I've got a tiny d1ck"

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

And then who leaves it in THAT state?!

Meet Buddy

My Newly Adopted Kitten. Meet Misa!

50 Times People's Birthdays Went Wrong

Do you often have random full cakes show up at your home just for grazing? If a full cake showed up in my kitchen (even if it wasn't decorated), I would question what the occasion was and I don't know, maybe ask someone before eating it. My husband and I still ask before eating the other's basic leftovers. Sheesh.

Things-People-Learned-When-Married

She talks in her sleep. And not like “I forgot milk”. Like “Do you think hot dogs are steak d***s?” or “COSMIC-SHEEP WHERE ARE THE FREAKIN BAGELS GO FIND THE BAGELS” (the latter said while staying at a friend’s mountain cabin forty five minutes from town at 2 AM). Relationships are magical.

Adopted This Baby Yesterday, Her Name Is Shiva And She Loves To Nap

Hi Meet Salem! Adopted Friday The 13th! He Likes To Stick His Tongue Out At You

Art

I Create A World Of My Own Using Paper, And Here Are My Best 40 Works

Funniest-Thing-Teacher-Said-Done-Jimmy-Fallon

This Artist Draws Comics With Unexpected Endings (30 New Pics)

See? Even a murderous literally bloodthirsty vampire wears the mask ! Wear that f*****g mask, people !

People Are Sharing Cases Of The "Butterfly Effect" Happening In Real Life (40 Stories)

It's not the Pizza craving that is at fault. It was your sleazy uncle and aunt that were to blame.

35 New Dark Comics By Toonhole Chris With A Sudden Twist

This Black Cat Is So Adorable And Quirky He’s Taking Over Instagram (40 Pics)

i basically got consumed by the void 3 weeks ago. To get consumed by the void too, go to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jU0M9RP3sAc

50 Of The Most Wholesome, Honest, And Hilarious Wins Being Celebrated By Men, As Shared In This Online Group

My sister's husband got super drunk a few years ago and after his friends brought him home and she was trying to put him to bed ( she was trying to undress him) he said to her: "don't touch me bitch, I am married".

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Gotten Cups And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters

Soo you want a bag o piss then?

50 Of The Most Wholesome, Honest, And Hilarious Wins Being Celebrated By Men, As Shared In This Online Group

I had a boyfriend that occasionally got drunk with his friends and he usually spent the night calling me out of the blue just to tell me he really reaaly loved me. Eventually his friends ended up telling him to leave me alone and go back to them... "are you calling her again?can you stop?" ... lol it was hilarious.

Please And Thank You

30 People Are Sharing The Best Moments When Rich Kids Were Hit By The Real World

I'm sorry but if you can serve in the military at 18 and die you should be able to rent a hotel room

Best-Spoiled-Kid-Reality-Check-Moment

I saw Justin Bieber throw a fit and end up not getting what he wanted. We have quarterly teambuilding exercises at my company where you basically go and play minigolf or some other activity capped at $25/person. Sometime between 2009 and 2011 (I really can't remember exactly) my group just decided to go for a fancy lunch in Downtown Portland. After lunch we took one of our coworkers to the semi-famous Nike store which was a couple of blocks away and that was the day Justin Bieber happened to show up. When he and his entourage arrived he said something somewhat loudly along the lines of "Y'all are going to have to leave for a bit 'cause I'm here to do some shopping" and some of his people acted like they were going to try and politely force the already-present customers out of the store so Bieber could shop alone but the Nike employees even more politely told him that was not possible. At that point Bieber lost it-I mean he threw a total tantrum because they wouldn't shut down the store for him. The tantrum didn't work and he and his folks left in a huff. That's really my only "celebrity in the wild" encounter and it's freaking lame.