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Mist
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Mist • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago
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Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
There's a Hot Wheels car in my box of tampons.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
There are tissues in varying states of use in my left cargo shorts pocket at all times.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
There are tissues in varying states of use in my left cargo shorts pocket at all times.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I've watched all of "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I grapoed hold of a stranger's hand at the road side and said...."hold my Danny". I also pointed to a horse out of the bus window and said..."look, a poppo"Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I installed locks at the top of my bedroom and bathroom doors.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
All of the pasta in my pantry, and all of the chicken nuggets in my freezer are shaped like animals.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
All valuables must be put 3ft or higher out of reachHey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
Not a parent, but an older sister. I hid MANY candies in my old history books. Dante's Inferno, Brown's Da Vinci Code, full of candies. that's the only place my baby brother will never look into.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I've seen every Episode of "Bluey" so many times I can recite them.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I have taken a pick axe to the side of my garden to create a "construction site" so that the excavators don't dig up my cucumbers. Every morning the house is clean, and two hours into the day I can't walk in a straight line. And I've had to ask why boogers are on the wall or smiley faces are drawn in poop on the sports car I don't get to use anymore in the garage.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I have taken a pick axe to the side of my garden to create a "construction site" so that the excavators don't dig up my cucumbers. Every morning the house is clean, and two hours into the day I can't walk in a straight line. And I've had to ask why boogers are on the wall or smiley faces are drawn in poop on the sports car I don't get to use anymore in the garage.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I'm pretty sure I could clog a shop-vac with the contents from within our couch cushions.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I'm pretty sure I could clog a shop-vac with the contents from within our couch cushions.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I have witnessed the length and girth of freshly produced poop entirely too many times.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
My wife went to Aldis one morning. Apparently when she opened her shopping bag it was full of teething toys.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
Where is my ________? As it walks past on someone else's body.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
Where is my ________? As it walks past on someone else's body.
Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
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Don’t Crowd Up The Gate When It’s Not Your Turn
Quit crowding the f**king gate when it's not your turn. Your seat will be there.. Unless you're on southwest then stand where you belong. Edit: in order to answer the question-- to improve your gate experience, and the experience of those around you, wait for your turn instead of crowding the gate. Really bumps up your experience from s***ty to almost s***tyShow All 29 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
Not a parent, but an older sister. I hid MANY candies in my old history books. Dante's Inferno, Brown's Da Vinci Code, full of candies. that's the only place my baby brother will never look into.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
screaming kids, toilet paper mummies, kids rolled up in "avocado" blanketsHey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
Where is my ________? As it walks past on someone else's body.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
Where is my ________? As it walks past on someone else's body.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
My wife went to Aldis one morning. Apparently when she opened her shopping bag it was full of teething toys.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I have witnessed the length and girth of freshly produced poop entirely too many times.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I'm pretty sure I could clog a shop-vac with the contents from within our couch cushions.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I'm pretty sure I could clog a shop-vac with the contents from within our couch cushions.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I have taken a pick axe to the side of my garden to create a "construction site" so that the excavators don't dig up my cucumbers. Every morning the house is clean, and two hours into the day I can't walk in a straight line. And I've had to ask why boogers are on the wall or smiley faces are drawn in poop on the sports car I don't get to use anymore in the garage.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I have taken a pick axe to the side of my garden to create a "construction site" so that the excavators don't dig up my cucumbers. Every morning the house is clean, and two hours into the day I can't walk in a straight line. And I've had to ask why boogers are on the wall or smiley faces are drawn in poop on the sports car I don't get to use anymore in the garage.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I've seen every Episode of "Bluey" so many times I can recite them.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
All valuables must be put 3ft or higher out of reachHey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
All of the pasta in my pantry, and all of the chicken nuggets in my freezer are shaped like animals.Hey Pandas, Tell Me You're A Parent Without Telling Me You’re A Parent
I installed locks at the top of my bedroom and bathroom doors.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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