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King of Goose

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I am the all-holy ruler of the geese, on the road to taking over the world. All other birds and feathered dinosaurs may join us!

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King of Goose • upvoted 40 items 1 year ago

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

The man who assassinated President Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, had a brother, Edwin, years after the assassination, Edwin had just got off a train when a man fell under the wheels of the moving train, Edwin dragged the man away from the train and saved his life. The man who Edwin had just rescued was the son of… President Lincoln.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Fernando Alonso’s first win was in 2003 at the Hungarian Grand Prix, and Ferrari substitute Oliver Bearman was born 8 May 2005.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Fernando Alonso’s first win was in 2003 at the Hungarian Grand Prix, and Ferrari substitute Oliver Bearman was born 8 May 2005.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Of course they do, they fall onto shorelines, rolling down dunes etc, get taken out by tides and float through oceans until they strike land.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Kobe Bryant raped a woman, but because he was a good ball player people overlook that. It's disgusting

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Freaking useless for pain. I was given some post OP once, asked the nurse what the hell it was. Made me feel all sorts of weird, physically nauseous, mentally all over the shop , did absolutely nothing for the pain. I pointedly asked for panadol because that was one loopy but crappy pain killer.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

I believe only 1 in 8 male Lions make it to adulthood. The rest are either killed as cubs when a new lion takes over the pride from their father, or die as adolescents when they try to challenge an existing pride leader and lose. Not necessarily killed outright in the latter, but a serious injury = can't hunt = die of starvation or infection.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

The top of a nuclear cooling pill has less radiation than background levels. Source: what if.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Due to the anti-vaxxer propaganda?

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

I bet my brain is smoother than that.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Eight million people on the earth consist 6% of all humans ever lived. Just a word game. Edit: Okay, billion.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Especially if you're comparing them to me.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Polaris is actually 4 stars really close together. The big one Polaris Aa (6-7 times the size of the sun), which provides most of the light, is less than 70 million years old.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

I hope the cases are truly solved and the prosecution isn't just looking for percentages. ☕

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

thee and me are not dead - yet.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Particularly ugly since US pregnancy deaths are worse than most "developed" countries.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

By special arrangement with the munitions manufacturers.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

… farthest …

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

How many Bored Pandas?

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Huh?

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

That few?

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

Show us the math, please.

“What’s Your Favorite True Statistic That Makes People Do A Double Take When They Hear It?” (45 Answers)

They found some in the pyramids, it was still good!

40 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture British Humor, As Shared On This Online Group

This is so true

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

We aren't omniscient, can we get a summary of what he did or something please?

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

I wonder if MAGA members and the civil war mongering conservatives will ever realize all the hatred they have was manufactured by mostly lies from FOX news. And if they do, will they even have regrets for all the innocent people they ultimately will hurt?

40 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture British Humor, As Shared On This Online Group

If this bus wants to identify as a train, then we shall let it.

40 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture British Humor, As Shared On This Online Group

If they could, they would (said as a Brit)

40 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture British Humor, As Shared On This Online Group

Nice barnet mate

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King of Goose • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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23 Cursed Images To Traumatise Your Day

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King of Goose • commented on 16 posts 1 year ago

This IG Page Shares Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

OOOEEEEOOOOOOOOO

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

✨ "She was a fairy"✨

50 Of The Worst Things People Experienced Whilst On Holiday

And if it is at your feet, wrap your foot around one of the straps.

75 People Shared The Amazing Ideas They Had While Drunk

I thought we were more cousins, but mortal enemies works too. I'll rally the troops!

As The World Is Obsessed With Barbies Again, Here Are 35 Of The Weirdest That Were Ever Made

Every heard of monster high dolls? They're like these but aimed at teenagers

“I Was Able To Look Up His Obituary And The Photo Matched His Appearance”: 30 Creepy Encounters, As Shared By Internet Users

Always listen to your dogs. When I first moved into my house, my dog went ape in the middle of the night and woke us all up, just for us to see a figure walking down the driveway. When it got close enough to hear my dog, it turned around and bolted. Quite scary.

“I Was Able To Look Up His Obituary And The Photo Matched His Appearance”: 30 Creepy Encounters, As Shared By Internet Users

Animal instincts can still sense predators

People Share Things That Exist Only Because People Are Dumb

silly, to dry it!

50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing (New Pics)

Feathered Dinosuar, this you???

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

Here is where us geese are superior: We walk on our hind legs AND contribute to society! (we commit arson and tax fraud)

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

What happens if I do wish to meddle in the affairs of the dragon? 🤔

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

As the King of geese I agree entirely - you must take one of my citizens for protection

40 Harrowing Stories Of People Ruining Their Lives Over 1 Mistake

This photo is absolutely perfect for the story 😂

50 Epic Children's Product Design Fails That Are So Bad, It's Hard To Believe They Actually Happened

Yeah, those two's comments are always funnier than the actual posts. At least Feathered Dinosaur is still here!

40 ‘Cursed Images’ Posted On This Account That Might Give You Goosebumps (New Pics)

Agreed, my feathered cousin!

50 Funny Unfiltered Posts Of What Women Are Really Thinking From “Moms Behaving Badly” (New Pics)

This is the way, my dinosaur cousin!

King of Goose • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

"I'm Dating An Idiot": 40 Funny Moments When People Realized The Person They're Dating Isn't Very Sharp

Sorry, I don't understand this one?

"Designers Humor" Is A Place Online Where Designers Go For A Good Laugh, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Pics

ATTACK WE SHALL HJONK HJONK

Folks Crack Up At These 40 Posts That Ridicule Robots And Computers, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

Hire your cousins, us geese! We don't take c**p from anyone.

40 Ads And Promos That Tried Hard To Be Relevant But Failed Miserably

n-no, no its not.

King of Goose • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

100% True. They just keep returning

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People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

And you will listen or my lawyer will make you.

People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

I've known some people who absolutely should have paid pet rent. Their dog constantly soiled the carpet throughout the entire house i pity the landlord when they moved out.

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People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

😂 gotta love when competing hierarchies power collide

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People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

Adorb!

People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

Holy moly, that is an extreme health hazard!! I'm pretty sure if the threatened the landlord with a lawyer, they would have a good chance to win.

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People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

Landbastard is more appropriate for many landbastards.

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People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

Now I want to now what is in the second email

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People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

I support this.

People Are Sharing The Worst And Weirdest Renting Experiences In 40 Tweets

This is what solidarity looks like!

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