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NotAlyx69
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"if you cant blind them with greatness, baffle them with stupiditity"
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"The Neighbors Were In My Pool": Family Ignores This Guy's Warnings To Stop Using His Property, Now Have Trouble With The Police
Hey Pandas, What's The Most Outrageous Lie You've Ever Been Told?
When I was in elementary school, the teachers told us that if we stepped on the grass, the fire alarm would trip. Me being the curious idiot I was, I tried it and stepped on said grass. The fire alarm wasn't tripped because its grass. My guess is they didn't wanna clean grass blades."The Neighbors Were In My Pool": Family Ignores This Guy's Warnings To Stop Using His Property, Now Have Trouble With The Police
Hey Pandas, What's The Most Outrageous Lie You've Ever Been Told?
When I was in elementary school, the teachers told us that if we stepped on the grass, the fire alarm would trip. Me being the curious idiot I was, I tried it and stepped on said grass. The fire alarm wasn't tripped because its grass. My guess is they didn't wanna clean grass blades.
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"The Neighbors Were In My Pool": Family Ignores This Guy's Warnings To Stop Using His Property, Now Have Trouble With The Police
Hey Pandas, What's The Most Outrageous Lie You've Ever Been Told?
When I was in elementary school, the teachers told us that if we stepped on the grass, the fire alarm would trip. Me being the curious idiot I was, I tried it and stepped on said grass. The fire alarm wasn't tripped because its grass. My guess is they didn't wanna clean grass blades. NotAlyx69 • upvoted an item 3 years ago
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