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NotAlyx69

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NotAlyx69

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"if you cant blind them with greatness, baffle them with stupiditity"

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NotAlyx69 • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look More Like A Video Game Or A Movie Set Than Reality (New Pics)

bro think he gm_construct

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

for those wondering about the cel lighting bit i am referring to this https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Screenshot-2023-01-29-120311-AM-63d5fe2b9cebe-png.jpg

NotAlyx69 • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Something That Is Terribly Photoshopped (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

NotAlyx69 • commented on 6 posts 2 years ago

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

To the people wondering, I saw an internet article that its pronounced "Kyle"

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (40 New Pics)

wheres the banana

40 People Share What Baby Name Immediately Makes Them Lose All Respect For The Parents And Why

To the people wondering, I saw an internet article that its pronounced "Kyle"

People Share What They Found Thrown Away, And The Phrase ‘One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure’ Has Never Been So Real (40 New Pics)

wheres the banana

29 Times People Spotted Infuriating Things That Drove Them So Mad, They Just Had To Share The Frustration

be glad it didnt final destination you.

Netizens Highlight 30 Big Historical Events That Happened Around A Century Ago

Ladies and gents, the first meme

“What’s The Most Outrageous Lie You’ve Ever Been Told?”: 30 Lies Ranging From Silly To Horrible, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

still to this day i have no idea why they told us this

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

One fart and im dead

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NotAlyx69 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Go-To Comfort Video Game? (Closed)

NotAlyx69 • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Do You Have A Favourite Tradition With Snow?

“What’s The Most Outrageous Lie You’ve Ever Been Told?”: 30 Lies Ranging From Silly To Horrible, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

NotAlyx69 • upvoted 3 items 2 years ago

"The Neighbors Were In My Pool": Family Ignores This Guy's Warnings To Stop Using His Property, Now Have Trouble With The Police

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Outrageous Lie You've Ever Been Told?

When I was in elementary school, the teachers told us that if we stepped on the grass, the fire alarm would trip. Me being the curious idiot I was, I tried it and stepped on said grass. The fire alarm wasn't tripped because its grass. My guess is they didn't wanna clean grass blades.