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Alex and definitely not Sauron

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Alex and definitely not Sauron

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Hi pandas, I’m alex. I like writing, drawing and I have humour. Hope to see you!

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

yes- "why on earth did you just hand me a slice of swiss cheese, and what the f**k do you expect me to do with it?"

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

yes- "why on earth did you just hand me a slice of swiss cheese, and what the f**k do you expect me to do with it?"

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

And if you tell them they fart in their sleep, they will poop trying, and you will know they are awake.

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

No, he's just ken.

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

It's probably just a faulty schlond poofa.

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

Was he arrested for drug possession

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

...and now my pupper Tucker, thinks that I'm a f**king f**ker.

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

My dog’s name is Tucker, sometimes he’s a sucker, I pretend to throw a ball, he goes running down the hall, when will he understand, it’s right here in my hand.

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

Tried this, got a small rock thrown into my mouth. The small lizard she threw missed and fell onto the floor.

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

Tried this, got a small rock thrown into my mouth. The small lizard she threw missed and fell onto the floor.

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

I can very painfully relate to forgetting things while I still remember the time my brother threw my phone at a wall two years ago.

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

oh my sweet mother of Mcdonald's chicken strips he's back

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Keeping the thorn crown on, huh?

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

oh my sweet mother of Mcdonald's chicken strips he's back

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Keeping the thorn crown on, huh?

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Why did you do this to me

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Tig ol' Bitties! It's not drawn badly, she is just like that

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Why does he have male genitals as a hand?

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

It looks like Freddie Mercury eschewing his last shreds of heterosexuality

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Diey f**k oung s**t

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Ok fiiiiiiine here you go 🍰🍰🍰🍰 (this applies to both fair_weather_rose and give-me-your-bread)

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I wouldn't notice! You should try it

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Very subtle! A+

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I won’t sting you, but please don’t swallow

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I'm a man and will be fascinated if you give me a piece of cheese

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Me too!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

F**k you Jared

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I get a feeling you're sauron 🧐

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Just use your bra

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

It’s fine, thanks for the help, friend.

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

That was my favourite sandwich! I can’t find any of the same favourite salmon slices and cream cheese!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

A costume because that is not who I am definitely

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Yes of course

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Who do you want me to kill? What do you want?? You have my soul

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Keeping the thorn crown on, huh?

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Why did you do this to me

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Keeping the thorn crown on, huh?

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Why did you do this to me

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

It’s fine, thanks for the help, friend.

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

That was my favourite sandwich! I can’t find any of the same favourite salmon slices and cream cheese!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

A costume because that is not who I am definitely

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Yes of course

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Who do you want me to kill? What do you want?? You have my soul

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • submitted 4 new posts 2 years ago

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

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Alex and definitely not Sauron • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

People Can’t Stop Memeing The ‘Barbie’ Movie, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts

Anywhere else he’d be a ten

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

Tried this, got a small rock thrown into my mouth. The small lizard she threw missed and fell onto the floor.

40 Funny Tweets That Parents Might Find Painfully Accurate (May Edition)

I can very painfully relate to forgetting things while I still remember the time my brother threw my phone at a wall two years ago.

Alex and definitely not Sauron • commented on 17 posts 2 years ago

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Keeping the thorn crown on, huh?

‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 40 Times People Got Hilariously Bad Tattoos And Didn’t Even Realize It (New Pics)

Why did you do this to me

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

It’s fine, thanks for the help, friend.

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

That was my favourite sandwich! I can’t find any of the same favourite salmon slices and cream cheese!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

A costume because that is not who I am definitely

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Yes of course

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Who do you want me to kill? What do you want?? You have my soul

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Cheese rings would suffice more, but where is this ring..?

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Of course not! It’s alex!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Alright, sounds great!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I’m so excited! I have a good story planned

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Of course!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Sorry, I don’t use discord I’m sorry. If I did, however, I would

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Oh thanks! Those nosy people keep walking near my house while I talk to my pet rocks

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Oh cool.

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Says the guy who looks like his kid scribble don his face with a marker

This Account Shares The Darkest Jokes That Should Only Be Shared If “You Have A Good Sense Of The Room” (50 Posts)

You have to see the similarities

Alex and definitely not Sauron • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I wouldn't notice! You should try it

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Just use your bra

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

You're gonna need a bigger mask

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Ok fiiiiiiine here you go 🍰🍰🍰🍰 (this applies to both fair_weather_rose and give-me-your-bread)

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I think they'd be less likely to notice half a cake, do you wanna split one with me?

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Very subtle! A+

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

No one will notice if I hide an entire cake in my mask, right?

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

*aggressive dough kneading sounds*

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Pray, badgers are not afraid of you, they do not fear.

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

If she's a honey badger, you're effed

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Run backward. Confuses the hell out of 'em.

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

As someone with a badger army, my best advice is to give her some kind of woodland/fairytale snack (honey-acorn cookies are ideal) and if that doesn't work, run

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Hey now…

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

F**k you Jared

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Jared is not nice. Do not be like Jared

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

No that’s Alex I see no saurons here

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

A ring of cheese? Done.

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

yes- "why on earth did you just hand me a slice of swiss cheese, and what the f**k do you expect me to do with it?"

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Me too!

This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

I'm a man and will be fascinated if you give me a piece of cheese

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