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Neonx

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Neonx • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

30 Incredibly Rude Or Weird Guests Who Made People Regret Ever Inviting Them To Their Homes

how would that be worse, just curious

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Obscure Details And Easter Eggs Found In Movies, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

you can never escape that mouse

Neonx • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Obscure Details And Easter Eggs Found In Movies, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

you can never escape that mouse

50 Random Facts To Entertain Your Brain Cells, As Shared By “Quite Interesting” Twitter Account

I bet it was the job I'm doing

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Obscure Details And Easter Eggs Found In Movies, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

you can never escape that mouse

50 Random Facts To Entertain Your Brain Cells, As Shared By “Quite Interesting” Twitter Account

I bet it was the job I'm doing

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

Instead we get indoctrination, consternation, ruination, contamination, and eventually extermination.

50 Times People Got What They Deserved As Shared In ‘Justice Served’ Online Group

Are people born this stuipid or do they have to get special training?

50 Times People Got What They Deserved As Shared In ‘Justice Served’ Online Group

Good

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

My only question.... Where's Hobbes????

50 Of The Funniest Things Parents Posted In 2021

Calvin?

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Oh boy finally my time to shine! I talked to a girl on tinder 8 years ago. She got drunk and told me to come over because her and friends were playing strip poker. I was on overnight duty so sadly I could not partake. 30 minutes later i recieve a picture on my phone that i couldn't even make out. I handed my phone to my roomate and asked if he could figure it out. He says "dude. Thats a butthole." It surely was. She had taken a picture of her butthole from at measly 0.5 inches away and it was so close up i could barely tell what it was. I thought to myself if this is how she leads the rest has to be great! (Spoiler alert: was wrong.) She tells me we should finally meet next weekend. At applesbees. I meet her there and she looks BEAT. Like she had just run 5 triathalons and been awake for a week straight. Not 3 minutes into meeting and sitting down she says she has to use the restroom. She doesnt come back for 30min+. The waiter comes up and says he has seen her here multiple times and she has been known to shoot up heroin in the bathroom and pass out. Im very not into this at this point but for her own safety i ask if a waitress could peak in the bathroom and see if she is okay. She was not. She OD'd and died. So that was a thing. TLDR: my tinder date showed me her butthole then OD'd and died at Applebee's.