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HungryPanda • upvoted 7 items 1 year ago

Hilarious-Sarcastic-Memes

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Tbf tho most people know paint can chip I think it may just be a moment of stupidity lol

Hilarious-Sarcastic-Memes

Hey Pandas, What Would You Request For Your Final Meal?

Starter: poached quails egg, crispy prosciutto, and black budding on an English muffin. Main: Wagu Kobe steak with asparagus, triple cooked chips, and veg. Dessert: Cheesecake and a full tub of Kelly’s icecream

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

It's Applebee's, so it's kinda both wherever it is

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HungryPanda • commented on 33 posts 1 year ago

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

You missed a spot

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Hi.

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

You missed a spot

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Hi.

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

Brilliant

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

2 for the price of 1

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Yea, seeing this thing's sad comments I keep wanting to say "needs to get laid," but I don't wish that fate upon anyone. Keep trolling, enjoy your hand buddy.

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Sad

45 Absurd Pieces Of Advice From Baby Boomers Who Don’t Understand How The World Works Today

I couldn't get through this. Such a waste of energy and space.

30 Behaviors That People Think Scream "I Make Poor Financial Choices"

So simple, yet so effective.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Don't tell me how to live my life.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Bachelor's Degree or higher preferred

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Deactivate them!

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

I wonder if that's covering the owner of the boot's missing person sign.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

This is so much better than the "real thing"

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

NY Style also doesn't allow for ketchup.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

I paakd maa caa in daa yaad

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Again?

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Sexist

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

I bet the sign on the bottom-left says "Keep Calm and Run with Scissors"

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Don't Stop Believin'

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

No one was asking about your personal life. Now, please put these events in chronological order.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

For Comparison: (R-GA) Marjorie Taylor Greene “gazpacho police” patrolling the Capitol building in Washington DC..appears to confuse Hitler’s secret police with popular Spanish cold tomato soup.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Think they might also have a concussion.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Throw each in their face and let them decide?

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

On top of your contraception game.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Everyone's at least a little bit turnal. There's no escaping it.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

You're an idiot. You should go try breathing underwater.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Isn't H different as well? "haitch" vs "aitch" (US)

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

The guy was high on something. No one is this stupid.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Like eating a steak with a bunch of veggies. Consider yourself vegan.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Facts are relative with the media we have today. As unfortunate as it is, this basically means "let's agree to disagree."

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

This is a new low.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

The the world's sake, I hope they are terrified of ever doing it again.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Yes people are dumb, but so are the people who decided to call things 'turkey ham' and 'turkey bacon'.

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HungryPanda • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Would You Request For Your Final Meal? (Closed)

Challenges, Community

Hey, Pandas, What's One Of Your Most Significant Kitchen Fails? (Closed)

HungryPanda • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Thing That Really Aggravates You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The First Sign A Relationship Is Going To End?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Personality Trait You Hate The Most?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Best Home Remedies That Actually Work? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Book You Have Ever Read?

HungryPanda • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

You missed a spot

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Hi.

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

Brilliant

30 Times “Xavier” Shared Hilarious Posts On Social Media (New Pics)

2 for the price of 1

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Yea, seeing this thing's sad comments I keep wanting to say "needs to get laid," but I don't wish that fate upon anyone. Keep trolling, enjoy your hand buddy.

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Sad

45 Absurd Pieces Of Advice From Baby Boomers Who Don’t Understand How The World Works Today

I couldn't get through this. Such a waste of energy and space.

30 Behaviors That People Think Scream "I Make Poor Financial Choices"

So simple, yet so effective.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Don't tell me how to live my life.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Bachelor's Degree or higher preferred

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Deactivate them!

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

I wonder if that's covering the owner of the boot's missing person sign.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

This is so much better than the "real thing"

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

NY Style also doesn't allow for ketchup.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

I paakd maa caa in daa yaad

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Again?

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Sexist

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

I bet the sign on the bottom-left says "Keep Calm and Run with Scissors"

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Don't Stop Believin'

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

No one was asking about your personal life. Now, please put these events in chronological order.

HungryPanda • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Hilarious-Sarcastic-Memes

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

no, a man would respect every person, regardless of gender, as an equal human being.

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

Tbf tho most people know paint can chip I think it may just be a moment of stupidity lol

50 Innocuous Things About Being A Woman That Had To Be Pointed Out To Men

I don't think anyone should take seriously anything that comes from a troll that decided to name themselves "KuntKrusher". Jeez!

30 Behaviors That People Think Scream "I Make Poor Financial Choices"

Hey Pandas, What Would You Request For Your Final Meal?

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

Now i'm tempted to make a dozen signs that just say 'NO', and hang them on the fence.

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

It's Applebee's, so it's kinda both wherever it is

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

If you insist....Stand back everyone!

30 Hilariously Useless, Unsuccessful And/Or Unpopular Signs (New Pics)

This is why I won't wear sandals.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

He prefers to manage meat instead.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Z in English is pronounced as "zed" not "zee". Only the USA says "zee".

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Was working retail in electronics department. Lady asked if we had a remote for the V1210. I said we universal remotes that work on nearly everything but didn't know about that model. I tried looking it up. Nope no V1210 models. I asked her what her brand of TV was? She said "I don't know but it says V1210 on the front." Then it dawned on me. Do you mean VIZIO?

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

N for knowledge.

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

Have you never heard the expression "promoted out of harm's way"

30 People Share The Absolute Dumbest Things They've Heard Come Out Of Someone's Mouth

New idea; people only get to eat meat when they understand where it comes from, what it is and preferably is involved in the preparation of the meat. It'll solve soooo many problems!

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize That You've Become An Adult Now?

I realized that I’m becoming an adult a year ago, and when I’m an adult I can make my own decisions, so I can do what I want, and what I want more than anything else is to move to England, and to start fresh with a clean slate and a fresh start.

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize That You've Become An Adult Now?

I've been dreading becoming an adult for over 40 years! I'm terrified that it's gonna happen soon. My grandad says not to worry too much and he'll let me know what it's like once he's done it. But for now he's too busy blowing up his inflatable musical instruments so he can make a music video with his friends.* *100% True, that is what my grandad (who is in his 90's) is doing this weekend, just because "It'll be a good craic".