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LAWLAWLAW • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

50 Disturbing Texts And Moments That Reveal How Toxic Some Dads Can Be

Just reply "god spoke to me and SHE is fine with calling me Tammy"

Man Plays Cruel Game With Waiter’s Tip “To Ensure Good Service,” His Date Refuses To Play Along

UK here, not my problem if the are paid less than minimum wage (w t f it's minimum, how can they be paid less) I will glady pay the price listed on the menu for what I ordered and will leave a tip if the staff were absolutely amazing but if it was normal service or even great service but I don't feel like/can't afford leaving a tip I won't, chase me down the road m f I PAID THE PRICE ON THE BILL and thats it

50 Disturbing Texts And Moments That Reveal How Toxic Some Dads Can Be

Just reply "god spoke to me and SHE is fine with calling me Tammy"

Man Plays Cruel Game With Waiter’s Tip “To Ensure Good Service,” His Date Refuses To Play Along

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

I think the whole post is supposed to be ironic

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Also works for any filming going on, high viz vest helps but is not essential, just gona grab some for Dave as well he's stuck on the lighting rig

50 Times People Spotted Such Funny Signs They Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Is this in the USA

“Tuesday Mornings”: 30 Casino Workers Share The Most Shocking And Sad Things They’ve Seen

Bet 20k or 40kk then if you lose you can bet again

“What’s The Best Way You Have Seen Someone Screw Themselves Over?” (35 Answers)

I must respectfully contradict you, I live in the UK and have only been to USA once, when we were transferring flights at Chicago we asked some police for directions to the toilet, then as we were walking away I turned back and pointed at my wrist and was starting to say "and have you got the local time" as I turned and started to point at my wrist the police went for their gun, WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN UK as they don't carry guns

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LAWLAWLAW • upvoted 21 items 4 months ago

People Are Sharing Examples Of "They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To", Here Are 50 Of The Best

Used to be if you tried to overthrow the government you were arrested for treason and if convicted, the penalty was death!

"All Things Strange And Unusual”: 50 Pics From This Weird Group

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats HOOOOOOOOO

50 Times People Shared The Worst Beauty Salon Services They’ve Ever Received

I'd say keep doing them but don't charge. Get a LOT of practice in, maybe buy a fake hand for practice. And get someone who knows how to do it to teach you.

30 People Recall The Events That Made Them Break Up With A Partner They Planned On Marrying

It really shocks me to the core that any sane person would view buying a gun as "beautiful" and it's the "first time" I've treated myself for ages. I know I'm going to get hate, but this is what's wrong with America. It doesn't matter how many children and other innocent victims that are killed by guns, people spout this nonsense about a gun being "beautiful" so sad! I could think of many things that people could buy that are actually beautiful and useful, but never would I want a weapon capable of causing the deaths of so many innocent children every year in America. I don't care if people troll me for this. Gun laws are f*****g shocking, children killed on a weekly basis, but f**k all gets done. Shameful really. I remember this aunt who wanted to buy her niece some girly trainers and pick a lovely pair that had flashing lights when you walked. She burst into tears because she realised that flashing lights may give her hiding position away to a shooter. Heartbreaking!!!!!

30 People Recall The Events That Made Them Break Up With A Partner They Planned On Marrying

Caste systems... Ugh! Still prevalent in some places when it has to just... die... -_-"

50 Creepy Basements That Were So Horrifying, Homeowners Just Had To Share

This may *look* creepy but so much knowledge was gained in that room. We've all benefited from it

50 Times People Shared The Worst Beauty Salon Services They’ve Ever Received

Paid 😂🤣

50 Times People Shared The Worst Beauty Salon Services They’ve Ever Received

Please stop doing nails

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

If not, it should be!

“What’s The Best Way You Have Seen Someone Screw Themselves Over?” (35 Answers)

I've never seen a cop *without* his hand on his gun. That's default pose in the US.

"You Owe Me An Apology": Family In Shock After Manager Fusses About Them Leaving $150 Tip

I strongly disagree with the commenter who said, "I do not tip simply because I believe the boss should be paying their employees a proper wage." That is NOT protesting a broken system. That is taking advantage of one. A protest would be refusing to give your business to any restaurant that doesn't pay their employees well, calling them out on social media, and voting for politicians who support minimum wage increases.

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

he is the Messiah,I should know I've followed a few

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

"He has given us his shoe!"

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

"He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

30 Maps With Interesting Facts That Reveal A Ton About The World Around Us

I always distrust these percentages because people tend to say one thing (usually what is politically correct at the time) but do another.

“What’s The Best Way You Have Seen Someone Screw Themselves Over?” (35 Answers)

This gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

“The Worst 45 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Family Functions Gone Terribly Wrong

She probably didn't mind.

“The Worst 45 Seconds Of My Life”: 30 Family Functions Gone Terribly Wrong

I’m so glad I live in a country where guns are banned.

“What’s The Best Way You Have Seen Someone Screw Themselves Over?” (35 Answers)

Too tough to wear a seatbelt? Too stupid more like.

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LAWLAWLAW • upvoted 12 items 5 months ago

21 Memes To Lift Your Spirits, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Kind of short for a stormtrooper

21 Memes To Lift Your Spirits, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Why believe in science when there's 4Chan and Russian X (Twitter) bots? I'm still waiting for 5G to activate the vaccine in me and kill me. I think that was supposed to happen a few times now.

21 Memes To Lift Your Spirits, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Kind of short for a stormtrooper

21 Memes To Lift Your Spirits, As Shared By This Instagram Page (New Pics)

Why believe in science when there's 4Chan and Russian X (Twitter) bots? I'm still waiting for 5G to activate the vaccine in me and kill me. I think that was supposed to happen a few times now.

Funny-Work-Life-Memes

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

This is hilarious, and I highly support it.

50 Funny Tweets Dedicated To Those Who Like "Tastefully Offensive" Humor (New Posts)

I had porch pirates, but they stole our delivery of cat litter (not used). They opened it, saw what it was, and the next day put it back on our doorstep. British thieves are very considerate of animal rights, apparently.

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

Subtle enough but BURN! XP

40 Times Tattoo Artists Went Above And Beyond With Their Designs

Just a scratch

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

Umbrellas. Coats with hoods. Waterproof clothing. Do you think rain ever stopped us in the UK?

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

Were you there at the birth?

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

Her brain needs to develop first. As does yours.

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

Congratulations, you are at fault for not teaching your child the basics whilst supposedly home schooling them. Dingleberries.

30 Irresponsible, Toxic, And Stupid Mothers Showing Their True Colors Online

Did you name him Oedipus?

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LAWLAWLAW • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

50 Disturbing Texts And Moments That Reveal How Toxic Some Dads Can Be

Just reply "god spoke to me and SHE is fine with calling me Tammy"

Man Plays Cruel Game With Waiter’s Tip “To Ensure Good Service,” His Date Refuses To Play Along

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

I think the whole post is supposed to be ironic

“Steal One Of The Steak Knives”: 40 People Share The Most “Evil” Life Hack They Know

Also works for any filming going on, high viz vest helps but is not essential, just gona grab some for Dave as well he's stuck on the lighting rig

50 Times People Spotted Such Funny Signs They Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Is this in the USA

“Tuesday Mornings”: 30 Casino Workers Share The Most Shocking And Sad Things They’ve Seen

Bet 20k or 40kk then if you lose you can bet again

“What’s The Best Way You Have Seen Someone Screw Themselves Over?” (35 Answers)

LAWLAWLAW • commented on 13 posts 5 months ago

30 People Share Scams They’ve Seen Customers Try To Pull

Used to work in retail in the UK and UK law states "any retailer can change any price at any time without prior notification" used that line all the time instead of arguing about sales ticket swapping, "not accusing you of doing anything just telling you the correct current price of the item"

A Lot Of People Don’t Realize How Dangerous These 50 Things Are

These can send you back to character reset, best way of saying un alived I've heard

“You Lesbians Get Crazier And Crazier”: 30 Coworkers Who Didn’t Think Before Speaking

My friend started his own business and gave me a job, just the two of us, didn't smoke at work (much) but as soon as we finished we would get absolutely high AF

40 Nostalgic Posts That Are Bound To Hit '90s Kids Right In The Feels

I f it has a mouth it probably has an a**s, just saying

“Safety Is Gendered”: Boy Mom’s Gender Biased Rant Sparks Brutal Mockery

If his coat was pink it basically meant he'd seen enough action and survived it that his coat had faded from red to pink, don't f*ck with the guy wearing pink he's a real hard b*astard, so pink became associated with strong masculine men

30 Times People Realized Their New Job Was A Mistake And Left Without Looking Back

I would of walked out of many jobs if I didnt live paycheck to paycheck

“Couldn’t Possibly Be Bears”: 45 People Who Discovered That They Were Dating Idiots

I live in the UK so the sea is only ever a relatively short drive/train/bus ride away from wherever you live but I do remember in school back in the 80s the teaching asking who hadnt ever seen the sea and several kids class put their hands up

“Couldn’t Possibly Be Bears”: 45 People Who Discovered That They Were Dating Idiots

UK resident here, who exactly defeated the British

50 Of The Most Infuriating Things Patients Came Across At The Doctor’s Office

DO IT

“Today I Learned”: 50 Interesting Facts About The World That Many Have Just Learned (New Posts)

I work rotating 4on 4off 12hr day/night shifts, I feel their pain

“Today I Learned”: 50 Interesting Facts About The World That Many Have Just Learned (New Posts)

I saw this on QI the other day

50 Hard-To-Believe Images And Facts That Are Outright Amazing (New Pics)

Did the castle shrink

34 Cooking Hacks From Movies Or TV Shows To Take Your Cooking To The Next Level

When I can afford it I will be sure to go exploring the wonderful world of vinegars

LAWLAWLAW • upvoted 20 items 4 months ago

50 Disturbing Texts And Moments That Reveal How Toxic Some Dads Can Be

Why are you still listening to the bumnugget, cut him out of your life.

50 Disturbing Texts And Moments That Reveal How Toxic Some Dads Can Be

Please block an go NC!

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Mel Brooks was, and a 98, still is a genius.

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

That's not Flying High, that's Airplane

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course! 💋

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Yeah, he seemed nice enough, but there was always this underlying feeling that he was batsh*t insane

Funny-Movie-Memes

20 Celebrities Who Displayed Unexpected Acts of Kindness

daily reminder that the kid wouldn't need to worry about cost if american healthcare wasn't so f****d up

50 Spooky Facts About Our World That Are Hard To Digest

And I'm ok with that.

“Crazy Way To Go Out”: 50 Ways People Died That Are Almost Hard To Believe

Maybe stop watching the Final Destination movies.

“Crazy Way To Go Out”: 50 Ways People Died That Are Almost Hard To Believe

OMFG

“Crazy Way To Go Out”: 50 Ways People Died That Are Almost Hard To Believe

Have a little respect. His name was John Jones. Heart breaking movie about it is called ‘The Last Descent’.

“Crazy Way To Go Out”: 50 Ways People Died That Are Almost Hard To Believe

Erm yeah that last part lol

Man Plays Cruel Game With Waiter’s Tip “To Ensure Good Service,” His Date Refuses To Play Along

Well put, Papa!

Man Plays Cruel Game With Waiter’s Tip “To Ensure Good Service,” His Date Refuses To Play Along

If you want to get good service, be pleasant and treat your server with kindness. If you want to play games, stay home with mommy.

Man Plays Cruel Game With Waiter’s Tip “To Ensure Good Service,” His Date Refuses To Play Along

Another approach might have been for her to exclaim "Capital idea! I'm borrowing that" and then scribble 80% on a piece of paper. "Those are the odds of this date succeeding. Everytime you do or say something obnoxious, I subtract percentages. The only way to ensure quality dating time". Then immediately subtract 30%, explaining that's for being a d**k to the staff. And once he tries to retort, happily subtract more in plain view. EDIT: And still compensate the missing tip in the end, of course.

Woman Can’t Stand Weird Neighbor Who Keeps Embarrassing Her, Sparks Discussion Online

You mean because people leave when Zoe comes in? I certainly would leave after one drink if she was nearby.

Woman Can’t Stand Weird Neighbor Who Keeps Embarrassing Her, Sparks Discussion Online

Now, I don't like to cut ppl off w/ b4 getting to know them just bc their politics don't align w/ mine. I always give ppl a chance (sometimes ppl are raised by these beliefs n never encounter ppl outside of them so they just need to meet new ppl to open their mind up) Tbc I'm not saying that my beliefs are 100% correct n they need to change theirs to be my friend.. but when it comes to things like discriminating against migrants, ppl outside ur religion/race/ethnicity/gender/sexual orientation etc. n u don't believe they have a right to exist then u ARE wrong. U don't have to agree w/ some1s beliefs to treat them like human beings. Tolerance is everything. But the 2nd that she started "transvestigating" id have left. Bc that shows me that she doesn't have respect for others. That tells me everything I need to know about her. It's 1 thing to be an intolerant person, but it's another to be outwardly hateful you're just a bad person. I'd tell her why you're done w/ her n be done.

Woman Can’t Stand Weird Neighbor Who Keeps Embarrassing Her, Sparks Discussion Online

She described them as neighbours not friends, and that her husband mostly talks to other husband about sports. There really isnt a kind way to tell a friendly acquaintance, "Your wife is so annoying I think she should see a doctor."

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