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dukethedog • upvoted 35 items 3 years ago
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My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you," she pointed out. "Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I'm still ahead," I said. She looked mystified. "How do you figure?" "I married better," I replied.Maried-Life-Jokes
"My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me."
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At the expense of the last of their ammunition, the lumbering beast collapsed. Too bad the hunting party couldn’t spare a moment while patting each other on the back to notice it’s mother had witnessed the whole display.
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