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Menacing Duck

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Menacing Duck

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Menacing Duck • upvoted 13 items 3 months ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Just tell them them the truth. They will never be a woman

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

Imagine what my life would have been like if BP had censored the word 'd**g' effectively in the above image. I could have been someone.. I could have made positive change in the world.. I could have lived with purpose. Sadly, my young mind was corrupted in an instant and I am now spiralling into darkness. My once promising mind is corrupted and I shall only know torment until my blackened heart rests at the end of what will surely be a cursed life. Why, BP? WHY? Tell your children what has happened here today, lest they sink into the same deep, dark cavern of woe.

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Just tell them them the truth. They will never be a woman

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

Not impossible - but then: it is "only" a human body with an animal head. Striking in its artfulness, but in effect merging/combining two beings that people back then were very much used to seeing and dealing with. I think the idea itself popped up thousands if not millions of times independently, even back then.

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

Ha ha ha! I think they would fall into three categories of inedible ness: Fatty, Sinewy or Plasticy.

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

With the name "Murmillo" you kinda expect a trident and net, no?

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

Oh, not whale my friend, not whale at all...

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

sorry, they're too stringy. Speaking from experience.

In The Arid Expanse Of Wadi Al Hitan, An Egyptian Desert Region, A 37-Million-Year-Old Whale Skeleton Has Been Uncovered

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

I'll be ready. Don't think your invasion will be that easy, chicken.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

AGREED!

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

John Stewart made a joke once, probably 25 years ago, that if we want to keep an animal from going extinct, we should turn it into food. Disturbing but sadly probably true.

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Poor chickens. 55 MILLION are eaten a single day.

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Menacing Duck • commented on 11 posts 3 months ago

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

sorry, they're too stringy. Speaking from experience.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

no I meant how strange the characters looked like. Like bobble heads.

50 Disturbing Facts To Make You Want To Crawl Under Your Bed And Stay There

Thesus's Thesus

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

I'll be ready. Don't think your invasion will be that easy, chicken.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

what movie? what are you talking about? they never made a "Marvels" movie.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

what the hell is this

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Menacing Duck • upvoted 9 items 4 months ago

RunDifferent2004 reply

There are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

OK PLEASE AMERICA DO THIS YES THIS IS AMAZING

RunDifferent2004 reply

There are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

OK PLEASE AMERICA DO THIS YES THIS IS AMAZING

50 Pics That May Make You Never Want To Live Near Others Again (New Pics)

Because these houses are engineered to be structurally sound. Tell me you aren't a carpenter without actually saying it.

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

ur username honestly makes this so much better

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

I used to think this too, until I saw two heavier guys eating noodles, and they actually packed more food in every bite than a fork could ever manage. The last 10 noodles is the meditative bit

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

Well you can't blame the priests. Anyone would try fire before water if they wanted to harm a duck...

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

yeah, I can relate. Priests have tried using normal fire on me, and boy oh boy is it embarrassing for them when I'm unharmed. Just use blessed water people!

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

SPOOKY RED ENDERMAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA?? MINECRAFT IN REAL LIFE AT 3AM GONE WRONG

Funny Comics By Jim Benton

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Menacing Duck • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

its means RUN

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

OK PLEASE AMERICA DO THIS YES THIS IS AMAZING

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

its means RUN

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

OK PLEASE AMERICA DO THIS YES THIS IS AMAZING

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

yeah, I can relate. Priests have tried using normal fire on me, and boy oh boy is it embarrassing for them when I'm unharmed. Just use blessed water people!

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

SPOOKY RED ENDERMAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA?? MINECRAFT IN REAL LIFE AT 3AM GONE WRONG

30 Times People Were Left Saying ‘I Know What I Saw’ After Witnessing Things No One Can Explain

Yeah. every time he gets near the State Farm jingle plays

50 Incredibly Clever Ways People Solved Problems Most Overlooked (New Pics)

ok, but why skin colored ones and not, animals and superheros?

50 Incredibly Clever Ways People Solved Problems Most Overlooked (New Pics)

as a person with autism, sure, here's your card 💳

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Menacing Duck • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Community, Funny

I Created Random Inspirobot Quotes (20 Pics)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Type Of Coffee Or Drink? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Post A Terribly Out Of Context Sentence (Closed)

Menacing Duck • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Strangest Picture In Your Gallery Without Any Context (Closed)

Menacing Duck • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

I Created Random Inspirobot Quotes (20 Pics)

Menacing Duck • commented on 11 posts 3 months ago

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

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“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

Does it go on and on and on and on and on?

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

With the name "Murmillo" you kinda expect a trident and net, no?

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

Oh, not whale my friend, not whale at all...

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

sorry, they're too stringy. Speaking from experience.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

no I meant how strange the characters looked like. Like bobble heads.

50 Disturbing Facts To Make You Want To Crawl Under Your Bed And Stay There

Thesus's Thesus

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

I'll be ready. Don't think your invasion will be that easy, chicken.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

what movie? what are you talking about? they never made a "Marvels" movie.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

what the hell is this

Menacing Duck • commented on 9 posts 4 months ago

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

its means RUN

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

OK PLEASE AMERICA DO THIS YES THIS IS AMAZING

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

yeah, I can relate. Priests have tried using normal fire on me, and boy oh boy is it embarrassing for them when I'm unharmed. Just use blessed water people!

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

SPOOKY RED ENDERMAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA?? MINECRAFT IN REAL LIFE AT 3AM GONE WRONG

30 Times People Were Left Saying ‘I Know What I Saw’ After Witnessing Things No One Can Explain

Yeah. every time he gets near the State Farm jingle plays

50 Incredibly Clever Ways People Solved Problems Most Overlooked (New Pics)

ok, but why skin colored ones and not, animals and superheros?

50 Incredibly Clever Ways People Solved Problems Most Overlooked (New Pics)

as a person with autism, sure, here's your card 💳

50 Funny And Awkward Animal Posts That Might Make Your Day Much Better

Oh, it is.

30 Times People Were Left Saying ‘I Know What I Saw’ After Witnessing Things No One Can Explain

oh, that's just Jake.

Menacing Duck • upvoted 17 items 3 months ago

“Fell Onto The Banana”: 50 Times Patients Tried To Fool Doctors With Ridiculous Lies

Just tell them them the truth. They will never be a woman

50 Unique And Random Facts You Can Use In Conversations When You Run Out Of Things To Say

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Probably. But that's not for the same reason. I don't know how to explain it well, I think @Astro does a good job at it.

In The Arid Expanse Of Wadi Al Hitan, An Egyptian Desert Region, A 37-Million-Year-Old Whale Skeleton Has Been Uncovered

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

Ha ha ha! I think they would fall into three categories of inedible ness: Fatty, Sinewy or Plasticy.

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

With the name "Murmillo" you kinda expect a trident and net, no?

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

50 Times People Made Fools Out Of Themselves By Exposing Their Stupidity (New Pics)

sorry, they're too stringy. Speaking from experience.

“History’s Mysteries”: 50 Remarkable Photos And Facts About The Past

Oh, not whale my friend, not whale at all...

Funny Comics By Jim Benton

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

Poor chickens. 55 MILLION are eaten a single day.

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

John Stewart made a joke once, probably 25 years ago, that if we want to keep an animal from going extinct, we should turn it into food. Disturbing but sadly probably true.

RunDifferent2004 reply

There are currently more chickens than all other birds combined on this lovely planet.

40 Seemingly Fabricated Facts That Have Been Proven To Be Accurate Information

I'll be ready. Don't think your invasion will be that easy, chicken.

30 People Point Out Things About Famous Movies That Might Make You View Them Differently (New Pics)

AGREED!

In Monsters University, We Saw A Picture Showing Mr. Waternoose Used To Have An Afro, Which Confirms He Is Black. Which Made Me Realize I Always Think Of He As A White Man. But He Is A Large, Obese Gray Crab Like Monster, So He Has No Race, Which Leads To The Fact, That I Am Racist

Menacing Duck • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

“Yes, We Are In Therapy”: 30 Parents Share The Most Disturbing Thing They’ve Seen Their Child Do

SPOOKY RED ENDERMAN CAUGHT ON CAMERA?? MINECRAFT IN REAL LIFE AT 3AM GONE WRONG

30 Global Traditions To Make You Wonder Why We Don’t Do Them Everywhere

OK PLEASE AMERICA DO THIS YES THIS IS AMAZING

justcallmephil35 reply

I remember when my daughter was about...four, and my son was about 2, she gave him this dark look. He chewed off the head of her favorite cat doll.

"It would take more than fire to destroy you."

It was clear as a damn bell! She had a slight shudder, couldn't pronounce certain word well, but she said that sentence clear as day in a real angry tone.

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