Yep that's me. When i put things in a "safe place" it's so "safe" that I can't find it again for weeks, months or even years. What's worse is when I know 100% where I have put something, but when I go to look for it it isn't there, and turns up weeks later in a completely random place. I always find that the best way to find something you've lost is to buy a new one. Once you've done that you'll find your old one instantly.