But does it work in BMWs?

My wipers are now on. what do I do?

That feature has been disabled in Houston.

On BMWs, you have to pay $40 for each flash.

They haven't been "on" the steering wheel for decades. In the 1950s, the Austin Healey 100 had them combined into a single unit with the horn in the centre of the steering wheel. On modern cars the stalks are attached to the steering column behind the steering wheel.

It’s not their busniess where I go.

or more simple - you move this stick the way you (will) move your steering wheel

This isn't common knowledge?

Jesus would use his turnsignals

Turn signals! Not just for intelligent people anymore!

Mine controls the window wipers.

Only the bar on the left. The bar on the right checks tire pressure.

What about taxi's?

Illegal in WNC...

Once had a guy follow me all the way to the store to "notify me my blinker "didn't" work. Didn't realize the bulb had gone out. Legit. Thanked him and went on my way and got it fixed :D

Only if the fluid is full

but does it work in the rain?

Yeah, we apparently don't have these in Colorado...😡

This is best burn ever

Those fundamentalists who decry homosexuality as immoral fail to realize...first, that God made all...second, that Old Testament scripture recognized it. Called it immoral, but recognized it. "Nothing new under the sun"

Except Tumblr. It has already cost a large company billions of dollars and is somehow still running.

This is not really knowledge, more politeness and common sense: to get in, you need room made by people leaving.

Nice and patient =/= make excuses and be avoidant though. You still need to be firm and show you won't just go away if they make it difficult. It means you don't raise your voice, don't make accusations, no name calling and simply stating the facts without assumptions of malice. Never say sorry for your complaint. But be friendly when addressing it. I want to bring to your attention that this food is cold and I ask you to get me hot food please. Is perfectly friendly and fine. Say thank you when they make it right.

Yes, this, and clean the exhaust vent at least once per year too.

Always turn your lights on when driving.

WTF who doesn't do this?

HR is there to look out for HR, first, last, and always.

gambling anywhere. Looking at you lottery

That's true. A lot of people have a very, very shaky grasp of even basic history. Kind of like people who can't even find their own continent on a world map.

From the French: répondez s'il vous plaît

Also, if the left lane is open, its common courtesy to move over to allow room for incoming traffic. 👀Texas

Chlorine gas. Violates the Geneva Convention.

"someone should have told you, at a very young age, that you attract more flies with honey than vinegar."

The calves are taken away immediately after birth and put in separate "igloos", so no mommy time and no contact with other calves. However, some dairy farmers are very successful with a different approach: They leave the calves a couple of months (up to 10 months) with their moms, in the herd. The milk "lost" is no issue (the substitute the calves are fed is not cheap), the farmers have less work and the animals are healthier and well socialized.

I've heard that in one language (I think it was Spanish/Portugese but I'm totally not sure) they have a version of this that goes "The Right oppresses, the Left liberates" and I think it's cool as hell 😁

Be careful with that! Always read the ingredients. While it is true that eggs are not dairy, egg free mayonnaise can be made with whole fat milk and oil. So mayonnaise containing dairy exists. Especially when it's homemade.

Some of these are clearly American. In Australia you give wY to your right...we drive on the opposite side of the road so the equivalent is give way to your left

You can also be incredibly innocent but get in trouble through the tunnel vision from investigators. (Ofcourse not all, but it happens)

Mine is not a monologue. If I'm not actively thinking about something there's music in the background.

Every woman knows that though?

And it's ESpresso, not EXpresso!

All factory farmed eggs are unfertilized. Those hens never even see a rooster from afar.