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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I completely moved out when my now ex was on a fishing trip. Yes, I took my bed and my flatscreen that was in our bedroom. He came home late at night after driving 10 hours, to no bed. And most importantly, no more punching bag (me).

Final score:

161points

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SuperChicken 4 months ago

He can sleep with the fish - on the floor. If he even caught one.

56points

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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) When i was leaving America to come home to Australia after finishing a 6 month overseas secondment, the other seconded who had been a back stabbing piece of s**t the entire time, was scheduled to fly back with me.

The night before our VERY early flight home, I took him out to drinks and got him wasted, checked into his flight, turned his phone alarm from AM to PM, put his phone on DND mode, and dropped him back at the hotel.

At 4am when in my cab to the airport, I casually called him about 60 times knowing he'd never see the calls, left him half a dozen voice emails, and took the most relaxing flight home.

Final score:

133points

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Jeremy James 4 months ago

Now THIS one is impressive!

60points

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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) School bully showed up my work once to turn in an application. It was a cool, higher paying job for teenagers. He asked me why I was there and I told him I worked there. His attitude changed and he begged me to put in a good word for him. I said “oh sure thing!” I walked in, went to my managers office and told him “so and so just applied. Please don’t hire him. He bullied myself and others relentlessly.” My manager crumpled up his app and threw it away.

Final score:

125points

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justagirl 4 months ago

great manager!

67points

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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) Once, when I worked in a very competitive office, I noticed that a co-worker always took credit for my ideas. So I started sending him fake and meaningless proposals while he saved the good ones to present directly to our boss. Before long, his reputation plummeted and I was promoted. It was a calculating act, but I felt it was the only way to ensure my work was recognized ☺.

Final score:

122points

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Caryn C Crespo Premium 4 months ago

What's with The Hoff here?!

27points

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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) Ex Fiancee cheated on me with her boss. I was devastated. I really thought she was the one. I also knew that the company had a zero tolerance policy against that type thing between anyone and their direct manager. Spent a couple months "working things out" with her, until I had all the proof I needed. Emailed his boss, all other managers, HR, and corporate every condemning screenshot I had. They both ended up fired and I still have no regrets. He knew we were engaged, and finally offered her a promotion to get her to sleep with him, and I had a copy of that screenshot too.

Final score:

113points

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Captive 4 months ago

Finally a good one

32points

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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I had an order at a roofing company worth around £4500. They accidentally ordered me the wrong soffit bends with two pieces arriving broken. I asked could I do a simple swap for the correct parts in store. The sales guy looked at the cracked pvc pieces and said:

“What do you expect me to do with these? No chance I can take these back”

I asked the guy to look up my account and he confirmed my name, address, and the total amount I had on order.

“Yup that’s me, cancel the order please” - I said.

The sales guy started being frantic and a blubbering mess as I waved the piece of broken pvc like a wand and said goodbye.

TL:DR - douchebag refused to swap a £2.50 piece of broken plastic (at their fault might I add) and lost £4500 worth of business.

Final score:

110points

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nicholas nolan 4 months ago

Garbage salesperson. Had it coming.

49points

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"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) Previous manager was a totally horrible person. I'll spare the details. She ran our team into the ground, then laid a bunch of us off, myself included, a year ago. Then she found another job 2 months later and left. I recently found out she started her own consulting company and announced it on a popular job social media site. What she failed to do was to secure the domain names and social media handles for the new business venture. I took every variation I could think of.
Get f****d!

Final score:

105points

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Beth Wheeler 4 months ago

YES!!!

16points

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I ran a painting company in college and did a lot of work in my own neighborhood. After completing most of the job, the neighbor called me and refused to pay at all unless the price was dropped. I explained that the only person he would be hurting would be me as everyone else is still entitled to the money they worked for... The neighbor still demanded a price cut which resulted in me paying to do the job.

Shame he didn't get the color approved by the neighborhood HOA. One anonymous complaint later and the neighbor had to pay to repaint it.

Silky_Tissue , Luke Jones/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

101points

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Mike F 4 months ago

Double I hope.

35points

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#10

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) Wife and I are separated she was still signing in on my netflix account. I waited until she was up to a series finale of a show then signed out all devices and changed the password.

Final score:

95points

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General Anaesthesia 4 months ago (edited)

This is a pleasant change from all the ex-boyfriends who got the same treatment on Reddit..

33points

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#11

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I had a narcissistic mom who made my life total hell. And my dad let it slip to me that it meant a lot to her for us to go shopping together for my prom dress. I had a part time job and spent months saving thr money to buy everything myself from a thift store. This was circa 1997 when that wasn't typically done. Dressed up and went alone, and it was her first taste of being eliminated from my life due to her endless painful emotional manipulations throughout my childhood.

Final score:

94points

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Anna Ekberg 4 months ago

This is taking care of your own mental health and cutting all contact with a narcissist that was making you feel bad. Good for you!

40points

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#12

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I was in stand up in the 80s and at a tryout at a famous SF comedy club I was heckled and harassed by a comic. Luckily Bobcat Goldthwaite came into the green room after and comforted me. But, 15 years later I’m a producer on a TV series and we’re casting for a recurring character. It was a big deal, a good paycheck and regular appearances on the show. I saw the comic’s name on the casting list for the next day. I told my bosses what he’d done to me and he was crossed off the list. This is why you shouldn’t f**k with people no matter where you are on the ladder. Be kind to those below you and help them, and be respectful of those above you. Because like me, you have no idea how much you or anyone else is capable of achieving. .

Final score:

86points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 4 months ago

Good for Goldthwaite. I absolutely hate his take on comedy, but a difference in artistic vision doesn't make the man.

34points

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#13

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I had trashy loud redneck neighbors at a duplex who liked to let their dog s**t right next to my doorstep and not pick it up, one day my 4 year old son stepped in it and smeared it in the house. They were the upstairs duplex and I had the downstairs one with the backyard. Something in me snapped and I was just done with them.

I proceeded to gather my dogs pooper scooper, picked up ALL of the poop in my front (from their dog) and some from the back yard from my dog and promptly dropped it all on their front porch, with a note that said

"I see you are having some difficulty picking up after your dog and I thought I would help you out. You're welcome"

I then called the landlord and let him know that not only are they letting the dog s**t by my front door and not picking it up, the dog barked constantly, chewed up the blinds, and chewed up the carpet.

My landlord's reponse was...they have a dog?

Landlord dropped in and made them pay a pet deposit, and charged them a fee for replacing the carpet and the blinds. Cost was around $2,000.

I am someone who minds my own business and doesn't involve myself with others, and if they had simply walked another 30 or 40 feet to let their dog s**t elsewhere, I wouldn't have said anything. But trashy rednecks have no shame.

Final score:

80points

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Beth Wheeler 4 months ago

FAFO

13points

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#14

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) When my daughter was around 6 months old, nearing the end of the covid lockdowns, the worst neighbors moved above me. They would be partying until 3, 4, 5 in the morning. Blasting electronic music, chain smoking, obnoxiously drunk, etc.

Now, I had to get up at 6 am for work and obviously the ruckus kept myself and my baby up all night. Every night. I asked them a few times to please keep it down and explained the situation. It never worked. And then...one fateful day....I snapped.

I waited until about 1 or 2 hours after they'd gone to bed. Just in time for them to be hitting that nice, deep, drunken slumber. And then...I struck. As loud as I possibly good, I began blasting Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles."

But that wasnt all. Ooooohhhh no. The rage consumed me...and also probably hormones from all the breastfeeding. I needed to take it one step further.

So I grabbed a broom handle and began smacking the ceiling (this house was shoddy yall) all over. The bedroom. The bathroom. The kitchen. You get it.

At last I heard them waking. "Stop it!" They cried. "You dont like it when I do it, huh!?" I rebutted.

Everything fell silent. My hunger for revenge was satiated. We never spoke of the incident again. Anyways a month or two later some guy tried to break in and they came to help me so I'm glad they weren't the grudge holding type.

Final score:

78points

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SuperChicken 4 months ago (edited)

I would've played Lamb Chop's, "The Song That Doesn't End" blasting out loud in a loop. If that's not enough, the Barney song. Just because.

42points

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#15

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) This girl who bullied me mercilessly in sixth grade came into the Chinese restaurant where I worked a few years later and I crushed her fortune cookie when I put it in the bag.

Final score:

70points

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Tobias Reaper 4 months ago

you monster

55points

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#16

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) It wasn't planned, but when the opportunity arose, I took it.

In middle school, I was texting my crush and shared something personal. They then turned around and used it against me in a cruel way. Fast forward to my early 20s. We ran into each other and he asked me out on a date. I shot him down for what he did right in front of his friends.

While it wasn't too harsh, it felt great lol.

Final score:

68points

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D. Pitbull 4 months ago

... ahh... the dream... if only...

2points

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#17

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I was brought in as a ringer for a masters swimming team between college seasons. I didn’t have much money, but they said it was cool as long as I worked to help people with their strokes and win at my events.

It worked, we took second in the state at the end of summer meet and the open water competition. The team dramatically improved.

After the season ended, I was planning to keep training with them for the last two weeks before school. The treasurer asked me for dues over the last few months… and the coach pressured me too. They both conveniently forgot our original deal after the team did so well.

So, I reached out to the state swimming leadership to tell them that I was getting benefits to swim. They DQ’d the team from the results. I also referred the IRS to audit the coach since he was being paid under the table for coaching and lessons. He got audited… maybe he shouldn’t have bragged about that.

Final score:

67points

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nottheactualphoto 3 months ago

And for those wondering, DQ means Dairy Queen.

1point

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#18

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) A customer would come into my store and often deposited a candy bar wrapper into one of the shopping carts waiting in the entry like it was a garbage can. On many occasions he had told me how he was diabetic and only this specific errand for his wife so he could sneak his favorite candy bars. After he disappeared out of sight, I retrieved his garbage and waited. When I saw him approaching my register, I quickly dropped the wrapper in the shopping bag that I put the cans of dog food he was purchasing into. I hope he never looked in the bag and just went home and left it for his wife to put away so she would discover his sneaky snack. I do know it was several weeks before I saw him again.

Low-Stick6746 , Almas Baig/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

56points

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R.A. Haley 4 months ago (edited)

Cold, easy, and no risk to you. I love it!

8points

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#19

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I let my SIL plan an event after she had spent the last event complaining about everything. Never seen someone eat crow so hard.

Final score:

55points

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Luke Branwen 4 months ago

Eat crow? My linguist a$$ is intrigued. Is this, like, a commonly used idiom?

16points

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#20

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) When I was in the 5th grade, there was a kid who used to absolutely torment me. Not doing a full backstory but I was homeschooled prior to 5th grade and was a bit awkward. Anyway. He was terrible. And it wasn't just verbal, he would "pants" me often, punch me ("dead arm") give me "Indian burns" etc. Also weird s**t like getting his friends to pick me last in games in PE, and then mocking me for being last.

The last straw came when he and his friends grabbed me as I walked home from school and throwing me OVER A FENCE into a yard on the way home with a big dog. And yeah it did bite me.

Anyway this was the 80s so very "boys will be boys" from the adults in my life.

So. I plotted my revenge.

Whenever the bell rang after recess it was a huge mele of kids all running en masse full speed back to the classroom buildings. I made sure to be near him at the end of recess and when the bell rang I ran on the grass behind him. Waiting. Waiting for him to get to the blacktop.

As soon as he crossed onto the blacktop, I sped up, jumped, and came down right on his back with my knee driving him into the ground hard. HARD. It broke his arm, nose, busted both lips, and chipped one of his teeth.

I also skinned my (other) knee (not intentionally but it worked out well) and also asked for help. I went to the nurse, he went to the hospital, and "I'm sorry I tripped" was not questioned much. Kids fell down and got hurt during that big rush pretty often, which is what gave me the idea.

Idk if he knew I did it on purpose, but he never messed with me (or really even talked to me) ever again.

I did feel kind of bad as I didn't expect him to be injured that bad, but not too much. I did try to get adults to intervene more than once with no success. Law of the jungle, I guess.

I should add that in my adult life I'm absolutely the most nonviolent person you'd ever meet lol.

sp0rkah0lic , Vova Kras/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

55points

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T'Mar of Vulcan 4 months ago

My brother stabbed a bully with a pair of scissors in high school.

28points

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#21

Growing up I was heavily abused by my father, to the extent he tried to choke me to death when I was 15. In that moment I knew that if I fought back he would claim to the cops that I attacked him. He is a lying savant and still manipulated the situation so the cops thought I was being a petulant teen (they demanded I apologize to my father and 'never give them reason to come back'). He also painted me as the aggressor to my family so they all thought I was lying.

My father has a habit of skirting the law. Since I was in middle school I worked at his dental office. I've been keeping track of all the instances of tax fraud, labor law violations, fraudulent prescriptions, sending controled medication through the mail in a baggie (typical dad stuff), and more. I'm planning on reporting him.

The bastard tried to kill me and never saw justice. But he will.

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Final score:

55points

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Erla Zwingle 4 months ago

I think this thread is about things you've already done, not what you plan to do. Anyway, hope it works out.

26points

#22

There was a mean girl who bullied two of my good friends throughout high school. The three of them went to another school, so I’d met her but didn’t know her well at all.

I saw her a few years later working retail over uni winter break. She tried to greet me and talk about how we had friends in common (aka my friends she bullied for being “poor”). I acted like I didn’t know who she was and it really burned her. Her ego was such that ANYONE should remember her. I did, but pretended not to. Felt like the right kind of revenge for my friends.

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Final score:

50points

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Erla Zwingle 4 months ago

This is a truly elegant move. Well done!

24points

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#23

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I played a Draw 4 on my child during their very first game of Uno. I did it when they went down to one.

You're gonna learn there's no allies in Uno, kiddo.

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Final score:

45points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 4 months ago

This is classic! Uno is all!

4points

C.O. Shea 3 months ago

Bragging, not revenge.

1point

Sylvana Reinig 1 month ago

It's cute

0points

Rebekah Fuentes 3 months ago

A- MAZING!

0points

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#24

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) I got a coworker fired. We worked in a residential care setting for children with special needs. She was not good at her job nor did she have the temperament to work with the special needs population. I didn’t like her, she didn’t like me (granted, she didn’t like a lot of people), and we had a few verbal run-ins while on the same shift. So the first time she did something that broke a rule I normally would’ve let slide with anyone else…I reported her. Turns out, others had also complained about her, but my supervisor said that my official report, being the first and only formal one, was the final straw. They fired her the next day. I hate the thought of anyone losing their job, and I felt icky about being a big part of the process, but honestly, she made her own bed. Still, I felt a level of personal satisfaction because I just didn’t like her, and that’s the coldest I’ve ever acted/felt towards someone. .

Final score:

43points

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A James 4 months ago

Good for OP. Ultimately, she was protecting the kids.

22points

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#25

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) When I was a child I was beaten quite often. To get back at my dad, I’d boop his toothbrush on my b******e. So I’d get beaten, he’d brush his teeth with a hint of b******e.

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Final score:

39points

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Heffalump 4 months ago (edited)

Is the censored word 'backside?. Are we really censoring euphemisms now?

20points

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#26

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) Around 2013, my 6 year relationship ended abruptly after we sold the house and she locked up the profits we made. She was on my Sprint account back when you had the two year contracts on your phone and she had about 6 months left on her contract.
I called Sprint to cancel the contact and it was like $400 to end it 6 months earlier and after doing the math, it was cheaper to just pay the extra $50 for the next 6 months.
Her birthday is in October and at the end of September she said she was going to get her own line. I call Sprint and explain what's going on and the Sprint dude suggests I suspend her line, basically her phone number that she had for over 6 years contractually belonged to me.
On the early morning of her birthday, around 5 AM, I suspended her phone line. Her phone would be a paperweight and wouldn't even access WiFi for some reason. She woke up on her birthday with ZERO missed calls and ZERO texts wishing her a Happy Birthday. After a few hours I got a call from Sprint asking if I would release her phone number so she could attach it to her own new line.
NOPE!
She spent her birthday having to reach out to everyone telling them what happened. Happy birthday, dunce!

Final score:

38points

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LittleWombat 4 months ago

She locked up the profits they made from the house sale. Small revenge in comparison.

12points

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#27

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) When I was 17, I worked at Pizza Hut and was allowed to bring home meals. Every so often my sister would call and ask for a personal pan. I would find new ways to hide jalapenos in it whenever she was being a b***h. She started getting good and would search for it. Some days I did nothing to it and she'd still take it apart to make sure there wasn't a jalepeno in it. At one point I hid it INSIDE the crust. Unless she tore it apart she'd never find it.

We were 2 years apart in age and she was a little a*****e in HS so it was my best version of revenge.

sexi_squidward , Alan Levine/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

37points

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Legendbird 4 months ago

Hahaha! The "not hiding one and making her rip the pizza apart" thing is genius!

28points

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#28

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) My boss had a reputation for smashing keyboards and mice when he would get mad. So I bought a cheap wireless mouse and plugged the dongle into the back of his PC where no one would ever see it. I could look across the hall and kind of see when he was using the mouse, and I would just nudge the cursor enough that it would feel like there was something glitching. I got him to break another mouse that week.

Final score:

36points

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Don Sayers 4 months ago

At school we had a network app that allowed you to do that with the pupils when they were logged on, you could see their screen remotely and control everything so you could help them with what they were doing. On the other had if they were playing games, they would miss every shot.

18points

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#29

"What Kind Of Calculating, Cold Act Did You Commit?" (30 Answers) When I was in year 5 a bully used to follow me home to intimidate me. He did this for a couple days in a row. On the third day I hid some sticks under a tree on the way to school, and when he followed me there I hit him with the sticks.

Parker-Quink , Henry Burrows/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

36points

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Bubba Jones 4 months ago

Simple yet effective?

14points

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#30

Years ago in my old neighborhood, there was a horrible neighbor behind me. Total distance between our houses was roughly 50ft.

The husband travelled for work for months at a time. When he’d be back in town, he’d have a huge party every night until 3/4 am, regardless of the day of the week. He built a shed and converted it into a massive speakerbox for a huge sound system he had, and no amount of noise complaints would stop him. Cops would shut him down, he’d wait 20-30 minutes, then crank it back up.

He was drunk and loudly bragging one night about how he probably had the best stereo setup in the world for a private citizen, and boasted about spending over $20k on it from start to finish. I instantly knew I had to find a way to destroy it.

By pure chance, a few days later I learned about EMP devices. After reading up on them, to get one strong enough to fry the electronics it would cost me a little bit. I got a side job delivering pizzas at night and saved every tip until I could buy the one I wanted.

In early September, he had finally come home after being on the road for a while, and sure enough he threw a rowdy party. I waited until everyone had been drinking for a while, and once everyone was clear of the shed, I blasted that mfer. I don’t know what I was expecting, like not expecting an explosion or anything, but I expected something more than what happened. For a brief second, it sounded like loud feedback like when someone plugs a guitar into an amp that’s already on and cranked up. Just for a split second, then silence.

The rest of the night was spent with the guy drunk and confused, and repeatedly saying wtf? Eventually everyone left, and he spent several days trying to solve a problem that was impossible to solve.

It was hard to feel bad about it, because when I had politely talked to him about it a year prior about how my kids were little and had school, he didn’t give a s**t and told me to f**k off. Luckily, all the neighbors hated him and called the cops all the time, so his suspect list was a mile long.

Then the following year I definitely knew I had no reason to feel bad when I saw his mugshot on tv

[He murdered his mother and hid her body in his freezer.](https://www.websleuths.com/forums/threads/va-karen-capaccio-41-found-dead-in-freezer-virginia-beach-23-july-2004.27852/).

Final score:

24points

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Legendbird 4 months ago

Hmmm... Not sure I believe it.

15points

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What kind of calculating, cold act did you commit?

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Crescent 3 4 months ago (edited)

When I was a law student, I was an intern at our County Prosecutor's Office. My sister was dating this guy who was an absolute loser. He was a jerk. He was rude, and he was always getting into trouble. I didn't want my sister with him, but she wouldn't leave him. One day I noticed that his name was on the docket for arraignment that day. He had been arrested for a relatively minor d**g charge. If we knew someone who was a defendant in a case, we were required to disclose that to the prosecutor, so I did. The prosecutor asked me what kind of guy he was, and I told him the truth - he was a jerk. He then asked me if I wanted him to "go easy" or "go hard" on the guy. I responded that I'd rather that he was out of my sister's life. The prosecutor said, "Got it." The guy ended up doing three years and never saw my sister again.

16points

BringMeMyDragons 4 months ago

Landlord decided short notice to sell the house to friends when we had been told we could renew. Had planted a nice garden and put alot of work and money into it, asked the friends we knew if we'd be able to come by and pick the veggies, or at least come to the door and be given some, with them keeping what they wanted. We got a hard no, it's their garden now. Last night there, I mixed up bleach and vinegar in the watering can, and vengefully killed my babies. Got a text two weeks later with pictures asking what they could do to save the garden, they don't know what happened... Shrugged and told them I guess they just didn't have that green thumb like we did, they look lost. Told them they could try watering them with a sprinkler for at least two hours daily, as a sweet little last minute spike in their water bill 😈😈😈

10points

Laserleader 4 months ago

I would have dug up the plants and taken them with me in pots. There's nobreason to leave them behind since the landlord probably used the garden you paid for as a selling point.

7points

Anywhere but Here 3 months ago

My ex was abusive as hell and one day I snapped and felt a darkness come over me. He would work away at fly-in camps for several weeks at a time; if you forgot something or needed something you didn’t bring, too bad. As he was getting ready to leave for work one time, I washed and folded his work laundry like the good little doormat I was, but before I packed his bag I took a tiny razor blade knife to each of his socks. It was completely unnoticeable when they were folded and probably even when he put them on, but surely each day ended with his toes sticking out of his socks. In a very labour-heavy, on-your-feet type job. I hope he was f*****g miserable.

6points

Freya the Wanderer 3 months ago

Quite a few of these boil down to the old saying "The toes you step on today may be attached to the @s$ you have to kiss tomorrow."

2points

Karen Bird 3 months ago

My son was a member of a snooker team and was their top player for 2 years. Then the ar$€h○le joined the team and thought it would be really good fun to threaten, verbally abuse and mock my 20yo neurodivergent son until my son walked away from the team. I went into investigation mode about this man and found out multiple things about him such as his car licence number, the days of the week he attended the snooker club, how many pints he had and what time he drove home. One quick call to the police and he was arrested for drink driving, lost his licence, had to pay a huge fine AND attend an alcohol awareness course because apparently in court he insisted that 8 pints for him was like somebody else having a sip of lager. Hopefully he's learned on that course not to f**k with my son because I've destroyed his world once, I'll happily do it a second time.

1point

marianne eliza 3 months ago

I (64f) drained the oil from a person's car crankcase and disconnected the oil warning light. 1981.

1point

Brian Droste 3 months ago

Unless they really really messed you up, I think this is going a little to far.

0points

Steve Kenney 3 months ago

When I started a new job doing overnight alone at a store with numbers in the name. Right on my third night just starting this guy came in looking for hot food and there was none. The previous shift hadn't put any so he's getting mad at me. Tells me he'll be in tomorrow and there better be some or I'll be in trouble. Well at first I thought this is new job and I don't want to f**k it up but then I thought about it and the next night before I started I threw out the hot food that was there and waited for him to come in. When he walked up and saw nothing available he had look on his face and I told him straight up I threw it all out so he couldn't get any and I'm going to do that every night he comes in just so he can't have any. He stormed out of the store and I thought I was going to in trouble but I also felt good, never saw the guy again and I never got fired.

1point

Svenne O'Lotta 4 months ago

I don't know what I was expecting, but holy shít, these are some pathetic people who desperately need a hobby.

1point

Smilodon, a Bad Cat 4 months ago

There are other sites on the interwebs, ya know.

0points

Vera Diblikova 3 months ago

We (my husband and me) had a very good friend to whom we lent some money, cca 10 months salary - nothing that can ruin us, but ... We made no writing about it bc. we were in good terms, he was like a brother to me.. He doesn´t to pay us back for 4 or so years, we don´t push him. One day I was on a conference in another city and I heard his voice.. I look for him and he hides before me. I feel so insulted and plan an act of revenge. I wrote a fictive letter for his boss togive him more money so he could pay his debt. I don´t send this to his boss, but send a copy to the friend with a PS - I will help you, I plan to send this letter to your boss. If you don´t like it, send me the money or a written term of your payment. He sends me the money tout-suit. But we lost a friend. Instruction - never lend money to your friends, you lose in both cases - you lose money or a friend.

0points

Jihana 3 months ago

I know it's totally boring but when I had a meeting with my boss after getting fired I went to the toilet before the meeting and did not wash my hands, knewing she would want to shake hands. She was a total c**t, and I wished I could have done something more spectacular.

0points

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Crescent 3 4 months ago (edited)

16points

BringMeMyDragons 4 months ago

10points

Laserleader 4 months ago

I would have dug up the plants and taken them with me in pots. There's nobreason to leave them behind since the landlord probably used the garden you paid for as a selling point.

7points

Anywhere but Here 3 months ago

6points

Freya the Wanderer 3 months ago

Quite a few of these boil down to the old saying "The toes you step on today may be attached to the @s$ you have to kiss tomorrow."

2points

Karen Bird 3 months ago

1point

marianne eliza 3 months ago

I (64f) drained the oil from a person's car crankcase and disconnected the oil warning light. 1981.

1point

Brian Droste 3 months ago

Unless they really really messed you up, I think this is going a little to far.

0points

Steve Kenney 3 months ago

1point

Svenne O'Lotta 4 months ago

I don't know what I was expecting, but holy shít, these are some pathetic people who desperately need a hobby.

1point

Smilodon, a Bad Cat 4 months ago

There are other sites on the interwebs, ya know.

0points