I don't think Bouche would let me have a significant other, even if one were crazy enough to appear. A cat takes up 95% of any given bed. There's not enough room in the house for a bed big enough to accommodate a cat AND two soft can-openers. Yes, I read Bouche's posts. I know she calls me that. -- signed, Soon To Be Shredded Shyla.

Would snorting antihistamines mess you up? Asking for a friend.

Yeah That never made sense to me

HoT ChIIiIIiiIIIiIps

She was a "dime".

Out of everything our culture has to offer, Bigfoot picks the tie?

Yeah, Frank!

His wife Frank?

Mark's just checking you're following community standards

Now THAT’s creepy… for whoever made the damn sacrifice, because I’ll probably charge into it with a bat yelling ‘bring it on’ and messing up the entire mood. Yup, that’s what happens after a grumpy day

Oh noooo

Even worse - 10: 30pm to 1am

DND in a nutshell

Well that's nightm fuel

The unibrow on the unicorn

That's actually a very good point - not too keen on taking this personality to the after life

Would definitely watch this.

So ✨red✨

0_o blah bluh blah

hell yea

Think those two things are connected in any way(sarcasm heavily included)

🎶My gut go jiggle jiggle...

It makes me sad that this is how Christianity is perceived now. It's really the opposite. Jesus wants us to feel joy, not shame. Funny comic though

His definition of "bored" and mine differ greatly.

Random fact time! Did you know the reason that Tolkien created Ents was because he was so annoyed with the “moving forest” in Macbeth turning out to be a trick?

This made me lolololol

a lot of comics from this story are missing, so here's the full one: http://www.mikegreaney.com/comics#/comingofage/

he certainly got 10 tons of shìte knocked outta him

I mean… if you’re going from the non-Rick Riordan description

"Angry bins" :D

Wut.