They figured out how to extract money from you without allowing to own anything in return. Capitalism has finally peaked. Hurray......?

Going to use 'pope yes' instead of f**k yes, from now on.

Fall was always the best, and it always will be. Summer is too hot, winter is sometimes a bit too cold, spring is goddamn disaster, fall is p e r f e c t

We have lots of such jokes in german too, like "Ich wollte einen Witz erzählen, aber Josef Stalin" (I had a good joke, but Josef stole it)

That took a turn for the better.

The name always had me confused

Evolution eventually eliminated Craig.

Oookaayy. ???

Oh..

The global marketplace encapsulated.

It's a major award.

🎵 TA DA DADA! 🎵

These kids remind me of the Belcher children.

I adore Door to Door doors.

Walmart manager on vacation...

.....what is happening

That is a grown man with the body of an infant

I love that they censor "dee eye see kay" up there but the word penis can be shown here no problem.

A werelune, that's different.

I mean, to be fair, a lot of that was Saruman's fault. He needed a spy in Rohan and I guess Gríma was easily bribed.

Poor Richard Grayson, they could never call him by his diminutive name on Bored Panda without censors being involved.

Well, at least she doesn't have to kick herself for that mistake

*chuckles*

explains why he's just lying around, taking no exercise

Great. Just what we needed. Another Superhero origin story.

Took me a sec…

There's several seconds of my life I'd like back.

Is this a gameboy game-boy, boy?

Love the fallen tree

What happened to his head

Shopkeeper has no right to complain when someone else likes what he's selling

Yes, the obvious, over-sized, fake arm stump in older movies was pretty bad.

whats going on i dont get it

Eye bleach anyone?

one way to decide, I suppose

"I swear to me, if that wasn't my kid I wouldn't crucify him!"

Brokeback Farm ?

It's a p****r