Procrastination is a good thing. It is what get things that don't need to get done done.

Most people (especially parents) don't even try.

“Children; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. They no longer rise when elders enter the room, they contradict their parents and tyrannize their teachers. Children are now tyrants.” -Socrates, proving even the wisest-man in history already suffered from the grumpy-old-man syndrom.

Not always. I still love my mother better than anyone else. (Not in a creepy way)

An energy drink!

Keep it safe, in a body of another human you meet…

Oh, kinky.

Legit I try to do this to people

At least make it more bearable

i don't know how but it always works

Yeah, dogs

#DeepSleepersSquad :D

the miracle of online delivery except this is the case when people still dont know how to use it

i should say that when i have to go to work

Modern day snow angel

Hey BP he edited himself. Notice they didn't edit out "die" in this one. Wonder if it slipped past the sensors because it's an image?

Staying up late ruins your liver? How?

Not always! Especially when it involves challenging your cherished beliefs or ideas.

My brain:💀

-oop

The only people whom nobody hates are people whom nobody knows.

I love that! 😆

Fair

Why are good friends bad for your health? Good friends are good for your health. If they're bad for your health they're not good friends if they're into peer pressure.

This is me. I'll always be here for you, because I'll always be literally right here.

My friend has absolutely atrocious handwriting. even when i do manage to read it, many of the words are improper grammar. For example, he spelled silent as “sighlent”, and confirmed that was the intended word before saying I just “couldn’t read his handwriting”. No s**t, i copied/drew a copy of his handwriting in my notebook and asked people what it said, not a single person out of 14 students translated the entire excerpt correctly (about 25 words) according to him.

This is legit me and my boyfriend

My grandma :')

Grandpa can wait. Twitter on the other hand...

Meeeee

Nothing is as hard as math. At least to me. In 5th grade I had a college reading level. Failing math. Does anyone know what it's called when you have dyslexia but with numbers? I know there's a name for it but that was my issue.

SIMBAAAA!!!

In middle school, a classmate of mine was late, and he said "no, I am one week early", so the teacher replied : "If you a here for next week's class, you are not here for today's... I'll write down that you are missing."

Why does her face in the last pic look like Danny DeVeto lmao

Is in world health organisation?? What happened??

Lols!

Wtf is the toilet/bath one?

This is me. Every time someone is giving out candy i don't like, i take and give it to the person who wants one.

Everyone knows a person or is a person like this

this is brilliant

Awwwww

true dat

me.

This too shall pass... Hurray!

Every day.

easy. just have 2 minute noodles for dinner.

Or when you feel small your troubles become bigger and crush you

Me

I had to do this to a friend of 25yrs because someone I thought I knew started posting racist Trump/antivaxx crap. I unfriended before he got to Q

lol me

Me, myself & I

me

lol

Odd choice of words but ok

Oh dear…

so THAT's what they are called!

Then I hang up first, and they are mad...

Do they suit anyone?