no man is competition when it comes to women and animals. The animal will always beat the beast

Looks like me me bog gut, pimples and incidentals that are no bigger than two lentils!

Haha, I can so relate.

you just have the moves like jagger

What do you mean "one day later"? More like a few hours later lol. Well that's what it seems like for me anyway.

wave hello

I'm in this picture and I don't like it. Please take this down.

Soo me 😂👌

She forgot the transparent "effect".... ^^"

My friend vs. me

I have 2 types of underwear, my every dayers and my sexy undies I wear for my hubby.

Worst purchase of 2019 a 2020 monthly planner.

not exactly Marilyn Monroe

Di what I did shaved it off .

Its funny because you drew yourself in a cartoon but drew Dina realistic

I did one push up once - fell on the floor had to push my self up.

All the time lol

they make them clothes too small anyway

Yup! I also find these poses super difficult!

so true. its like them dating sites

as long as you are happy

Wait, why does she have only four fingers?

It took a while of me staring in confusion before I realised those were eyebrows and not giant nostrils

THE reason why I never buy any clothes online. And Im a guy, so I have waaay less problems with sizing etc.

Lol for real though

Wishen and hopen!

I'd rather enjoy food and not have abs

I tried jogging but I'm allergic. I got short of breath and all sweaty.

at least you got the right top

What the hell is this instagram c**p? Sounds like a lie to me.