No female jury will convict her.

Yes! Every single time I go "Blessed by the dog fairy"... when my big guy cuddles his head against me

This is almost sweet.

Definitely not painting penguins on my nails while I should probably be studying for a test... Nope.

same, but with bills...

I could live all alone with my cat and my hobbies and never ever talk again with any human being.

every. dang. morning.

...your point?

I recently cut it all off, such a relief.

No matter how hot or how cold it is outside I prefer only one specific setting for shower temperature. That temperature being scalding hot. I joke that I need a hot shower to scrub away the sins of the day lol. If I'm not bright red and slightly cooked by the time I'm done, it wasn't a good shower for me.

My cats need spawning

Been there

Very true

this is relatable?!

All fun and games until the noodles have to exit the digestive system.

procrastination is the ultimate art

Sometimes people ask me if I’m ok and I answer “no, f**k off”

Bouche is very proud of her rear, and insists on showing it to everyone in her world.

I eat cereal dry, with a cup of coffee.

LETSGOOO WYNCOMICS FTWWWWW

Lol.

My cat hears the crinkle of possibly-it-might-be-foil and comes running. I got him right before Christmas, and accidentally taught him that ferrero rocher unwrapping equals playtime with balls of foil.

Nom

Yeah, but you lie when you say you only have 10 minutes left, so lets say we're even

Family size? What a small family they have, I need a mega party size bag of chips.

I mean, he's right....

Given that I’ve only met four people with the same name as me in my whole life, my ears metaphorically perk up anytime I hear my name. It’s a fairly old name, so I’m not surprised.

But you can also cuss people out without them knowing :)

I'm in this comic and I love it

The dog T-T

Me me me meeeeee!

They're dead already so what can you do?

*my son be like*

My dog pokes you with his nose to get your attention and it's the cutest thing ever ❤️