Haha, this one is really clever!

So tell me where it hurts! All I care about is you, and that's the truth... ♬♪

Every single time.

Mosquitos, the d***s of nature

"You've got mail!"

So true

That's why no one likes facebook

This idea of cookies and milk will never get into my head – it just does not feel like being an obvious combination. I guess it is very country-specific, isn't it? Actually, I never had cookies specifically with milk and I do not know a single person who would ask for a glass of milk with cookies. I guess this is an US-thingy...or is it done in other places as well?

Does anyone really take the small plates if there are any. I am afraid I wouldn't. :o

Always comes bact to the mum

Ahaha made me laugh!

This is why I don't like cosmetics scented like delucious things. What's the point if I can't eat it? So I prefer flowery scents.

LOL need dressing to take the bad taste.

That's why i mostly post funny and interesting stuff.

He was so yellow

Netflix and chill

Ugh, living in the tropics this is a harsh reality.

My spot is fixed!

Good news it that it usually makes even less sense to the cashier. Just ask why in a certain shop the procedure is done in a certain way. No one will know. Never.

This one needs an explanation...at least for me. What does make the connection to NYC? Old building?

No, that's just life