Ugh, yeah. Enough with the "smile on demand" c**p already. We are not yours to command.

i can totally relate to this one!

Always.

yeah i know right

... Also i'd rather be at home with cold pizza and in the comfort of my couch where i can collapse in on myself like a dying star, then be in at environment riddled with small talk.

My cats do that.

pizza!!!! everyday is couchella for me

i wake up like this every morning

I ain't got aaaany worries, and I ain't got aaaany money, luck seems to foooooolow wherever I go. But when you said hello, my luck disaaaappeared - you didn't eeeeeven know I cared.... ♬♪

congrats did you name them?

Yes, I have this moment everyday as well.

I can relate to that

ugh that one guy i liked and that $300 dollar dress ooh and that $700 accident i'm not even 30 yet s**t

My life was like a box of chocolates, so I ate it all up.

I've been waiting for Monday for a long time!

So's the best friend - mortgage, bay'be, mortgage. Save bff that other tart; they'll be needing it.

I'm that way about cats.

God, this is painfully accurate.

I'm aaaall lost in the super-market. I can no longer shop haaaa-ppiiii-ly. I came in here for a speeeecial oooooffer - a guaranteed personaaaa-liii-ty... ♬♪

*pfft* Cue One Hungry Cat in 3..2...

I'll be pressing the right(and rite!) button

Study hard, work hard, do all the right things at the right time and end up broke anyway.

Looks like a gold condom with hair rofl

Yup.

nope you need a bigger wine glass

Not thirty but I still relate

Me, too. Oh yeah, me too.

At least she found out what kind of chocolate each chocolate was...that counts...

i was voted most likely to die alone...by my friends

Well, considering that good things shouldn't change, go you!

These comics have provided me the best laughs! Thank you!

i would eat my left leg

I mean, really, c'mon this is the best depiction of how most of us end up anyway. Only rich have ability to go everywhere around in any sense that applies.