Bit like snoring... doggy snores are adorable. Human snores are like having your teeth drilled.

My terrier found it was worth checking both the front AND back doors as once, just once, it stopped raining in between the doors (not a massive house - just dog playing silly games as we made our way there!).

Yep. Two comprehensive vet visits per year, one dental visit per year, flea, tick and heartworm prevention. Me - meh. I'm OK. Nothing is falling off.

One of my dogs hates me being in the shower - sits outside and whines, howls and acts like I've locked myself in a torture booth. Which to her it probably is!

Typical cat. Nothing unusual

Gave up on holidays without my dogs! I'd really miss them too much.

Be careful saying the "W" word. as well as "Bye Bye Car?"

Bark bark to you too!

conversely my cat is like "there are even MORE people around to pet me!? this is great!"

Thats actually true

Or - whatever the other dog has. Even if it's identical.

Poor cat

Nope, Dog Dads Day 2 is more like it.

A very handsome boy

Can be disarmed with sausages!

Red: "Why is the dog on the counter?" Kitty: "He likes to be tall." -That 70's Show

I am become error.

so, blank he looks like squints...?