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In modern times, reaching 30 years and older as a human being isn't that special. For comics, however, reaching 30 years, especially in modern times, is an amazing feat, for there are only just a handful of comics and cartoons that have survived that long. 60-year-old Mark Parisi has managed to achieve this rare milestone, but he's not stopping there, and the number keeps climbing: Mr. Parisi has been doing his "Off the Mark" cartoons ever since 1987, and the number is rounding up to 35 years now. That's more than half a solid lifetime of cartoons and comics. My bet is, he wouldn't be doing it if people didn't appreciate the comics as much as they did: it has reached thousands of newspapers and millions of hearts throughout the years, and been in tons of holiday cards. So without further ado, let's see how accurate the jokes are; I have a feeling that they're going to be a little bit "Off the Mark!" Enjoy!

If you want to check out the first part of his cartoon collection, you may see it here.

More info: Instagram | offthemark.com | patreon.com | Facebook

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Earl Grey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaaaand five minutes later they’re all fighting over it. The box is the crown jewel.

Who Panda 420
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are so easy to make happy. Spend $50 on a new scratch post just for them to play 24/7 with the box

Eduard James Dunggon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i like how they loved the box more than the actual gift itself

miss no-way
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one's playing with the mouse :(

Joanna Werman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And they lived happily ever after

Colin Leamon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* not actually playing with actual gift

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Look, I really don't know the secrets of his trade and why his cartoons are so appreciated, but I can give you a few educated guesses. Part of what makes them so attractive is their simplicity and the comedic efficiency expressed in just a single panel. The other important factor is the consistency of the style. If I prompted you to imagine a newspaper comic, you'd probably imagine something very similar to what Mark actually does. This "old school" (no offense, Mark) style is extremely recognizable.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, I can dream, though, right?"

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it. Dark humor at its best. Makes you laugh and creeps you out same time

    Joan Zatorski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny! It brought back childhood memories I had buried long ago.

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue Hall and Oates “Maneater”

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take the heavy one by my head on my pillow, heavier one across my legs and heaviest against my back. Added bonus that these are warm weighted blankets.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best weighted blanket ever.

    Ionic Demon Ionic Heaven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy one on my head, Heaviest under my legs, heavier on my back

    Linda Rose Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take the heavier one, as well cute

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    Here's what he told in an interview in the previous post Bored Panda: "I've wanted to cartoon since I could hold a crayon. I was inspired by Charles Schulz and MAD Magazine, but it wasn't until Gary Larson came along that I realized the type of comics I should be doing. Now I'm inspired by everything that happens in life, from pets to pop culture to pandemics."

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes, I hurt and kill. That's basically all."

    James Tower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The appendix plays a valuable role in preserving healthy gut biome microbes in the event of the need to purge the intestinal tract. Internal bleeding, microbial infection, or other issues would otherwise purge the biome microbes and there would be the loss of a lifetime's accumulation, while bad bacteria went unchecked in the vacuum.

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    Corinna S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the little tongue on the heart :D

    Lena Flising
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one has had a REALLY bad case of diarrhea, the appendix can provide new bacteria to the colon.

    Mohammad Ammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appendix had a lot to do before the company rebranded as omnivorous. so sad.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite an organ-ization!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes I just feel useless, like I don't even belong here."

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if you're joking or not, but on the off chance you're being serious, you do belong here. You do have a purpose. You may not know it, but you do. I promise.

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    Kylie Leanne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the stomach (??) with its glasses and its coffee🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Saint Lynnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've thought the brain would have its own office though.

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    Sad Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, the magical wish-stone inside the guacamole ball!

    ERIKA H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not vegan, but this looks like it would be fun. Gonna do it next time i have an avacado lol

    Lucas Angerer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this “avocado” you speak of?! I only know a guacamole ball!

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats! You're pregnant.

    Joan Zatorski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm discovering this cartoonist for the first time and feel like I've found my sense-of-humor-soul-mate! Each cartoon makes me laugh more than the one prior!!

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never tried but are actually that easy to separate? Looks like it would be slippery and harder than that.

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    This is what Mark told about the origins of the cartoon. "'Off the Mark' has been published since 1987, and started small in weekly papers. It's now nationwide in daily papers, as well as things like national greeting card lines. There are lots of Off the Mark cartoon compilation books at offthemark.com, and I also have a HarperCollins series of middle-grade chapter books called Marty Pants."

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really funny and outside the box! I'd love to meet the artist, seems to have a twisted way of seeing the world!

    Linda Rose Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's come the mouse doesn't turn to stone she's supposed to be Medusa,huh?

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    Gina Festa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know why but this part feel like rugrats where stu making choc pudding for angelica and did came in

    He's happy with the career he has had, but he's not at all complacent. "I've been lucky enough to have people like Paul Newman, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, and the Dixie Chicks use my cartoons in their projects. Right now I'm working on various projects from official Garbage Pail Kids sketch cards, to a middle-grade novel called The Truth About 5th Grade with Kim Tomsic. Keeps me busy and I think being busy is important right about now."

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try opening a can of tuna and going "Pst pst pst!"

    Blackstone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Mine will herd me in the direction of food. No training or convincing needed.

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    Olga Dremina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, when the gate was open, it didn't come in

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could work, after several "do you want in or out ?" cringy moments, the Trojans would just install a giant cat flap in the massive city's door.

    Linda Rose Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to tell folks that cats are too independent or something ha!

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gave them a haughty look and did whatever it pleased.

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat really can't control itself

    Sarah Wenger
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not for long the toxin in blowfish is 1200x more toxic than cyanide

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty regrets that decision.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's tetrodotoxin. Watch out, zombie cat!

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat is rolling on the floor but not in the mood to laugh at all

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, just blown beer through my nose in the pub.

    Ionic Demon Ionic Heaven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blow fish likes the water not the organs and liver

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    If you're an aspiring comic artist, and Mark's achievements seem daunting, Mr. Parisi has given some encouraging words of wisdom for you: "For a beginner, I would say cartoon because you love it, not because you expect to get rich. Do what resonates with you and you never know what can happen."

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I'm starting my first week of working from home next week. I have two cats and a very big sofa. I deceive my cats always as my demotivational cats. Whenever I feel like doing something they look at me radiating they consider me to be stupid to be getting of that comfy warm sofa with company...

    LadyEncredible Rand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. I've officially been working for myself for 2 years and when me and the boys (my cat and dog) moved into our new place, the temptation to just hang out with them is so real lol (our old place sucked and wasn't comfortable at all)

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my exact problem, but no one believes me🥲

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was real the cat would be on top of the keyboard

    Linda Rose Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This situation is a problem, not even

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U just can't give an idiot good advice. Good life lesson.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they're ice dragons. Red can mean evil, not necessarily fire.

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    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty gonna do what a kitty want to do.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when this happens.

    Ionic Demon Ionic Heaven
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangerous cat and those cheeks they small

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    Sad Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don’t have to bake cookies in a tree like those Keebler boys!

    Floof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanging out in a garden sounds fun

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve got to believe in your elf!

    Brynn Cieslak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I think of is the fire burning the tree and the Keebler elves running out of the tree. Source is the movie Elf. XD

    Linda Rose Stahl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To gnome or not to gnome, maybe 🤔 to elf instead

    Gina Festa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey it may be fun and game but you have to watch for naughty kids who love to broking things, dog peeing on you and drunk adult or teen throwing up on you, so i think you got it good

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And you're leaking in public!"

    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like green guy has already noticed.

    Vernon Purvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what a big clicker you have sir!

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The calligraphic equivalent of "hey, your barn door's open."

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't look to happy about that

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the 14% toilet water he wasn't expecting.

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    Steven Mello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, all the water currently on earth has been inside of a dinosaur at some point. It's all dino water...

    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my own family tree has a bit more of that last one.

    Jessica Macklemoore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh I saw a documentary where they used twins to prove that these things are barely accurate anyway. There's a chance he might be only like 1% toilet water.

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the toilet water get in him????

    Loretta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It went into a pool or river and it evaporated.

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    EEF🤓
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww bless. I always feel bad for them at halloween. It's that way here for us.

    Thundercuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean you set off fireworks on halloween?

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is not that loud ;o)

    Paul Z.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    31st of december, same misery

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's good for the store.

    Linda Rose Stahl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever but the truth is not funny to pet parents and the furbabies it's loud, and anxiety producing

    Fymfuliin Fymfuliin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel soo bad for my cat.. He's been home alone because we were celebrating new year at our friends house and i know there were A LOT of fireworks there. It was his first new year..😩

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those cats got no room to talk...ever been around cats fighting over another in heat? Then I need plugs. But seriously I try to calm my dog by distracting and doing fun stuff during fireworks & lightning so it becomes a fun experience instead.

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    Emily Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that pun intended? Either way, that's funny

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it was Ham. He was the one who was cursed by Noah because he saw his father naked.

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    °CORLEONE°
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    3 years ago

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    It looks like his son borrowed the boat. 😀

    Lumiere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels even funnier because I just finished watching the Noah movie on Netflix just an hour ago

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas tank was empty and the radio was on some heavy metal station full blast. AND...He decided to put the top down because it was so sunny and "It's not going to rain" ba and it's stuck. "Go To Your Room! Your Grounded!" You know he's going to ask for the password for WiFi.

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    K J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know he's using apple maps..

    Allan Breum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing is, if you put his starting point and his end point into a navigation/hiking app, it says it'll take about 3-4 months... Dude had hella bad sense of direction for it to take 40 years.

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have had a bad sense of direction, but you can't fault his Mannas! *Smited*

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    Shaz Juozaitis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another man who wouldn't ask for directions

    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Moses off for a game of hockey?

    Vernon Purvis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Moses wife had lead them they would have arrived in six months!

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id like to say those were dog years but they aren't. Trust me. Bee. There, done that.

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    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they burning in the fire? One of them may already be a murderer.

    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of true crime I want to hear

    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then later abandoned the corpse at the curb.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You cut down a tree, and then you dress its corpse with candles? I love it!"

    Allan Breum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Killed him? Nah, they just chopped off his legs, and let him bleed to death.

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy the Fir Fiend Tree Thief. Good thing most proms are held in June.

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    Emily Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA! (Sorry that mad me laugh due to sleep deprivation)

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a scary costume for a chicken.

    Tony Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasteless? Batchicken is confusing KFC and Canes.

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot the coleslaw and biscuits at home. They really complete the look.

    Linda Rose Stahl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All we do is chicken and we do it right, the first time

    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's finger-lickin'-good, Jessica

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh i thought it was finger lickin good

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a badass grandma

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No granny, don't get a tatt..*pop*..oo 😭

    K J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me is She. She is Me

    Moneythink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But where does she find the time to be a Secret Agent?

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    ChickenNugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    salt and vinegar chips are the best!

    Tim Bouchee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are! But I'd be willing to try onion and garlic.

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you wish you could give negative stars.

    Jessica Macklemoore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh dont get me started with instacart and the substitutions thing!

    BananaJo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you even have to rate that. That is just cruel

    Eleanor Joy Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea salt chips are SOO much better!!!!! 🤤

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kidnapping is most common in this household!

    Barbara Williamson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kidnapping! Indeed. You know you love this!

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    Deutschland Mädchen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, it might be less accurate and hurt a whole lot more...

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh! The kitty looks eager to begin!

    Buggles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leeches could also work too but this is a much cuter method... painful but cute

    Asa Scott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could get an infection though, and that would make it much worse

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danger is worth it though...

    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you want your blood drawn using an all-natural method.

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats need a chart like that for humans. I have a cat who bites me on the nose.

    Alex Kruger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves being pet on all those places

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve met cats that like little tummy tickles. Such soft bellies. But I’m always hesitant to touch the belly of a cat I don’t know unless it openly shows me the signs other cats have shown me that says “I’m okay with this”

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under the chin got missed as an All the time

    Phee C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We touch danger all the time

    Eleanor Joy Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real danger is how to start reading that thing and not getting confused and having to start again...

    helen anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat Edward..just make white fur gray

    Kim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves “butt noogies”! 🤣😂

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    Why?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Silence of the Yams.

    Kate Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never not hear their voices from Toy Story.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is she upset for? He can work on his stuff and there's still one there to completely be attentive to her all the time. It's the perfect setup

    Victoria Lynn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew that potato was two-faced.

    Becki Kennedy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's like every mom in the world. Eyes in the back of his head.

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some luscious locks. Rapunzel's hair is nice too

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow not to be gross but I wonder what's going on with her other body hair LOL

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    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I’m looking at this and see the same garlic bulb as everybody else and I think to myself “surely some designer has already borrowed this from nature already” and sure enough, we have haute couture… EC773262-B...e-jpeg.jpg EC773262-B041-46D8-BC38-EA2900B6F075-61cf76148a8ce-jpeg.jpg

    Emily Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will either get all the groceries in one trip or die trying

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a sçrotum with 7 balls

    Indy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the patron on the bottom going "oooo", thinking what a brilliant design.

    Renee Snow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one gets the boobie prize…

    WinterberrytheLeafIceWing
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    3 years ago

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard of 'the girl from Total Recall'? Now meet 'the guy from Total Recall'

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one told me it was a fancy dress party!

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one likes the triangle ones :P

    Frozengeckolover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dog who refused to eat the green pieces in his kibble mix. I called the dog food company to ask if the different pieces were different flavors (I was unwilling to taste it myself). I was told they were all the same flavor. I guess he just didn't like green.

    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wonder if the triangle shapes taste different. I have cat treats that one of my cats will not eat but the other cat will. (???)

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these cat comics are so relatable

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the cheap ones... Red flag!

    Linda HS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! The more, the merrier!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that explains "that kind of party."

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll be back when Daylight Saving Time ends complaining of deja vu.

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to know how that happened

    Dl B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean "I don't know how that wood happen."

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinocchio now needs to wish up on a star for therapy

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Instructions unclear, my d**k got stuck in a tree."

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they have to pick one to stay behind and drown? That’s harsh, Noah. Just let the furry critters on the boat.

    ChickenNugget
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jeez, Noah, polyamory is a thing! Deal with it!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if 2 of them are pregnant, Noah?

    Michael Fuhry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, but there's more genetic variation, Noah, you dunce. Cute story for rubes, tho.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's just rude, Noah!

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..............so that exists

    Raptor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rule 34 artists rushing to their drawing tablet after seeing this

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    Mary Montejo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was feeling a "little" merry.

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    Frozengeckolover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Me, as Santa: I'm not going because everyone sucks.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Think of the children!

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well kids get gifts from their parents anyway.... wait.

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that the asparagus dude?? I haven't seen him in ages! (why I can't remember his name Lol)

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: my father's nickname was the Jolly Green Giant when he was younger. He now has a small statue to commemorate it XD.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - literally the situation in my mother's mouth right now.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be eggs-hausted.

    Space whale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggcellent pun! You're very good at yolks

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    Kujo1d
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's really good, I can't find any so far.

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the one in the red shirt

    K J
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah i was thinking blue shirt. he looks very guilty

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    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he’d do it again too

    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain? Thanks!

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    Jodi Baer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - I really just laughed out loud! Oy, poor bagel.

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    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luke had an artificial hand on the right, so - not 'not a robot'.

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    phoenix_rising
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious and should be higher

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he shouldn't be trying to squeeze through chimneys

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face says it all.

    Veronica Connelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roaming charges on cell phones..you get charged for your service when you are out of your own service area....he goes all around the world so his roaming charges would be sky high (no pun intended) if he didn't shut the roaming options off. You turn on roaming if you want to pay extra for service on your phone if you are in an area where your usual service doesn't reach..

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bagels keep putting him down, some say he's not fit, others that he's too much

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's the plain truth.

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    BusLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gonna pay for that lady?

    Frozengeckolover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw someone do this at a pizza restaurant. They had a sign on the sidewalk that said Best Pizza in Town. The next day it said "Best" pizza in Town. The day after it said, Best "Pizza" in Town. Lol. The effort that the second burn took made it way funnier.

    That nerd Zoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my school had juice boxes called Totally Juice and I really wanted to steal all the boxes so it was "Totally Juice"

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "DELICIOUS APPLES" 😀

    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent use of the ironic quote-marks.

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