To abdicate (v.). To give up the hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Me everyday

Me, every single time.

Hate hearing my voice

Nightmare

Truth. Trying to walk up stairs after leg day...

How do you know you look normal in real life? Asking for a friend...

Me looking for glasses and then realizing I'm wearing them and looking through them

Easy, find and buy a bigger umbrella

Wait... is she putting on her tights while her slippers are already on? that maybe explains why she's having a hard time.

I'm right down the road...

Yesss it was, I witness.

I do not like Coffee, but everyone on the office loves it, and at home. I still don't get it, I drink a little coffee and I need to go really quick to poop like crazy!

It might be the fact that I’m Russian(stereotypes) but I can still do this.

oh no, no no no nope

And proud of it

A true superhero

And just as you’re getting used to the fall back, it springs forward.

Be careful not to cut your foot

Hair sticking to your lippy - hate that!

whispers: chew your vegies, don't drink 'em.

Excuse me, your brush got stuck.

I want to go back to bed the same second I sit on the chair at my desk on work :(

Yeah, but only one of you is warm!

What’s pie in the sky and how do I get it?

LOLOLOL. um yeah nope

My teeny tiny pooch loves rescuing socks!

YEEES

I read definition of true love: being nice to people even before coffee.

isn't it suppose to be "expectation" vs "reality"??

Wine time is ANY time!!!

HaHa

I know how much striking that "corner" of elbow hurts

Black Friday...

Less monday, more winter. I want to move to Norway because I like the cold.

Me. Every day

Either way the wine will be there.

Swap the expectation and the reality, and that's reality.

This is one of the few times I've REALLY enjoyed comics.

There is nothing better than feeling warm and cozy with a warm sweater, hot chocolate and a book (or scary movie) on a cold winter day or night.

...tampons, extra tampons, aspirin and panadol, spare stockings, book ( for public transport), book i just bought, tissues, bandaids, mosquito spray, ( aka legal pepper spray). Sunglasses, Sunscreen, 4 shopping lists, pens, ... what did i forget?

Till you get to the rapids ;-;

I'm confused about this one.

Me in the shower tho - I never sing in front of everyone, I only belt in the shower