I am so glad I'm not alone.

Ok am I the only one who LOVES that song?

Me too

I thought I was the only weirdo who did this. Never fails.

Or when you are a highschooler going to your middleschool sister's party...

I am three months pregnant with pizza.

At least your mirror is sympathetic...

This is my husband EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

I am thinking about taking my own pillows on holiday

Don't forget the sleep-farts ;)

I'm over 40 and my mom still does this when she comes out to visit! :D

I call those the "come hither" shoes. I'll stand here in them, and he has to come hither to me! lol

I did three knee push-ups 4 days ago and I am STILL sore.

Story Time: My friend once forced me to do yoga on a beach. Worst. Decision. Ever.

I'm not even twenty and I relate to the second one way too much.

I think Tuesdays are the worst. At least Wednesday you can say it’s Friday the day after tomorrow. But Tuesday ughhhh...

Never will be lol

A perfect prediction for grape juice

Second looks better, 1st looks like it should be on a downtown sidewalk for $10

why bother... if it's a Monday, there's no motivation to be found.

Same for getting a haircut.

Bask in it, good for you!

Best person repellent thing actually

I really love the drawing style on these!

Luckily, I'm a tea-drinker.

Boy can I ever relate!

Poor car looks so sad. "Dammit, they're doing it again."

Nail polish is fun. All the different pretty colors.

The good news is that's not pee. The bad news is... it's blood. And it smells like someone punched you in the face with a handful of musty dead leaves. 😫

The only thing you can trust to catch you during a "trust fall"

*thinks of bts*

Here's a tip. Eat a bit of celery every day. It will almost neutralise your sweat smell. Speaking from experience (mine and my husband's)

Looks like she has a cowlick. I have one in the same exact spot. When my hair is short, it does that.

No one's ever ready for Monday.