I’m glad the artist found her own happiness and bliss. It can be very hard to break free from toxic beliefs perpetuated by parents and society

The person on the couch asking if they can get the one that is already in the kitchen (with the fridge open!) a drink is hurting my brain. Make it make sense

Pink Mario :D

Ovaries before brovaries 😂💀

In 20s?? Aha ha ha. Been wearing heels since 14. 34 now.

Both

Why do I feel like the most upsetting part of this is that she made it to 99 and couldn't hold out to 100.

Never have cared. It is a time for alcoholics and i don't drink. So don't care

Dumplings will forever be something my siblings fight over

How is this two types? (It's super early here, and I'm exhausted, so there is a chance I have missed a a part of the joke)

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

Yup! I’m not a fan of ghastly Halloween decorations, either!

Traditional

I can hear the teeth screaming

I’m gen z and I never take selfies lol

Huh. It just so happens my phones at 3% rn.

Who makes tea in the microwave???

Well, there’s also the pink tax wich may factor into certain things.

I would do a hard pass on the last cookies and "milk". I mean at least it wasn't almond milk which leads to the death of bees so.....

The human body needs sleep and rest. I don’t care what some people say— you can’t be constantly going 24/7. You physical and mental health can improve so much if we take a little time to rest.

The heels are the best part!

I've seen the 'T-rex' done in old posture manuals (B&W photos or line illustrations pre-photograph) for women, where the hands are supposed to be "clasped or folded" in front of the mid-riff.

or be Crowley and YELL AT THEM

both - i keep a waterbottle next to my bed, force myself to chug that when i wake up, and then make a coffee as soon as i get out of bed

really? boobs are censored? fine. boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs. There. I said boobs. FU censors.

And there are no more cows...