To promote America's image of wealth and plenty. Have you ever seen this in foreign films?

no,no you can not

Yes, can we please stop with all the bulls**t!

me every time

Exposure, eh? You give me exposure? I'll expose you to the world.

yup i hate when they do this in the movies!

Don't feel too bad, printer dude. My phone isn't really all that dependable either.

Fondant is a plague on the cake world. In no way, shape, or form do I want to eat play-dough or peel off a cake skin to get at the cake...

yes this is true

ouch !

🤣

every political Karen right now. lol

of course he is...

*Cue cutting ALL the grass* Aaaaye, I'm rich!

"Hey didn't this restaurant get closed down 3 years ago?"

Try harder!

This is literally what I do everytime

*My laptop every few days* HI HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR WINDOWS 11?

Wow, I wish that was the first time I did this... Today.

If only it was this easy😭😭

*insert looking through shutters office meme here*

OMG me too!

sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry i mean sorry

How the turntables...

Place your hands over your heart to align your crown chakras, and b r e a t h e.

Noo stay away from me.

*trips and cat turns into a pretzel*

I only borrowed one slack

Truth. So loud it hurts.

Am I the only one who thought hey the late 1980’s movie, They Live, when I saw this one?

I hate those scammers make it so hard to sell

everytime!

So many boxes for one little thing.. who wrapped those gifts, Amazon?

Then here are some more to cure the side effects of the first ones.

Support local, I think this suggests.

This actually happened to me, and I was made to feel rude. I was just a teenager, but it was unfair.

POV:no one ever

Higher is better right? Right?

The internet is a hypochondriac's delight.

*comment repeating the joke with either “nobody said ever” or “😂”*

And most of them clash with the bed spread and carpeting.

even face ID on phones be like . . .

A preposition, one should not end their sentence with.

communism but make it capitalist

im hungree

so true.

I showed this to my dad and he said "son, I've raised you well"

I got a GPS for the car. My damned phone failed twice when I *had* to be someplace.

its because school teaches us to be compliant in an exploitative and oppressive capitalist society 🥰

Tote life (I'm aware they're canvas bags, I was referencing We Bare Bears)