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Not everyone is a fan of dark humor, but well, if you are here already, perhaps you know what you are in for. Today we’d like to showcase some of the newest works by the talented comic artist Dave Contra, whose comics never cease to amaze us with both the creativity and the absurd scenarios that tend to get crazier each time.

In his last interview, Dave told us a little bit about himself.

"I have lived in several countries around the world, and had a great childhood. I used to catch snakes and boogie board. As a kid I loved drawing, but then I gave it up completely when I was a teenager. Later I became interested in film. I went to film school, and then worked in video production for a number of years, which I hated.

But I did get to travel around China filming a cooking show, which was cool. One thing I really notice now, when drawing comics, is that I think about 'camera shots' for the panels, as if the comic is a short film. I feel like having a background in film/video is a big help. Film language translates really well to comics."

If you’d like to see Dave’s previous post on Bored Panda, then make sure to click here.

More info: Instagram | patreon.com

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Ozymandias73
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sesame Street origin stories: Oscar the Grouch

Alias Delfs
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nooo don’t live a better life then most of us!

-mafīafrog-
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WELP! THIS RUINED MY CHILDHOOD! THANKS A LOT!

Kat Girl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oscar’s backstory… and eventually the hair spread everywhere

Gina Festa
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and thus how oscar begin his life

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This time around, Bored Panda reached out to Dave with some new questions. First, we wanted to know if perhaps the artist was working on some new series or perhaps something similar.

"I don't have any series planned at this point, my aim is just to create stuff that is either funny in a messed-up way, or stuff that is purely messed-up. I am definitely still getting very mixed reactions to my work, which I enjoy. I've even started enjoying the haters! Funny story: a hater DM'd me the other day, and I turned his message into a comic. You can check it out here.

He ended up seeing that comic, and messaging me again saying he loved it! We're buddies now, and he said if I ever come to his neck of the woods (Bavaria) he'll take me to Octoberfest. Life is funny.”

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    寿司す
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fire in the eyes.........

    grotesqueer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocks don't live in the first place 🤔

    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is called butterfly effect

    Logan Garwacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the butterfly lit the fire...

    Bing Lu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Bing Lu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Friendsfan11
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah b***h he the chooooseeeeennnn one!

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    Esha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the "In my feelings" challenge

    Lobo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an ungrateful broad. Lol

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that song "No Scrubs"

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    We also wanted to know if the artist had a comic he was proud of, and we thought it was only fair if he'd share his thoughts with us!

    “I think my favorite is still this one, 'Bobby is a tree'. It was one of the first comics I did where I was trying to capture a very existential mood, rather than try to be funny. To be honest, the kind of thoughts or emotions behind comics like this are pretty messed up. I do them every now and then, and they're actually like revealing very personal dark aspects of my own personality, just in a cryptic way. It's a bit like self-therapy.”

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when im choosing a cucumber, i start imagine that people are thinking what I'm doing with it since im choosing so carefully.

    Mister M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahah i'm a guy and every time i see a woman choosing a cucumber, i'm thinking it's not for a salad lol

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao he's about to be a pickle afterwards 🤣

    Lisa Johannesson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please just buy a dildo, this is not safe 😅

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma’am that is not a- I’ll just finish there

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nail polish remover helps weaken superglue; try that

    Andonis600
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he can’t apply the nail polish remover without hands…

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    寿司す
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cry the superglue off..lol

    Evelyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaving cream is an absolute miracle when it comes to removing super glue from skin!

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had super glue on hands had to use heavy duty file would have been nice to known about nail polish remover

    ava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the guy was actually supportive and gave good advice 🥲 we need more people like that

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    Artists go through a few art phases trying to find the art style they could call their own, however, it seems like Dave is pretty happy with where he's at currently.

    “Oh man, art style is something I am actually struggling with still. I'm definitely not a ‘great’ drawer. I guess I'd like to reach a level where my drawings are not high art, but are still appealing to the eye, and just get the idea across.

    Also, my style has definitely gotten a bit 'simpler' over the last year, and there's a good reason for that: I have a 9 to 5 job, and then I work out after work a few days a week, so by the time I get home and make dinner, etc. I can be exhausted. So I've been trying to learn some tricks to speed up the process. Also, what I found encouraging was that some of the really popular comic creators have super simple styles. I guess the ideas are really the important part.”

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    Will sell corn chip for a soul
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    chicken
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would've thought that star diarrhea would be beautiful

    OLIVI YAY (she/her)‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the "thumbnail"/ the display pic, i thought the star was impaled on the christmas tree...

    寿司す
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Billy: How are the northern lights made? Me: Oh, so stars eat curry, diarrhea, and thats how the nothern lights came!

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think that we're all made from star diarrhea.

    Bruce Pummeroy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really not northern lights, it's northern shites.

    Kat Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewh i now have nightmares/scared of arouraborialis

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    Starting out with comics (or art in general) isn't easy, so we asked the artist if he had any tips to share.

    “My main advice would be to just start, and set aside a regular time each day to work on them. In the beginning, there is a lot of fumbling around, learning what your own process is. That takes a while, so you just gotta keep going. Also, there will be a LOT of moments where you feel like quitting. You just have to push through. Always push through that wall, and keep going.

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    When you feel discouraged - just keep consuming comics from creators you like, that will inspire you.”

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    Hella602
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No head accidents tonight!

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch your head, Highlander

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    Chris Shelton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol but I don’t think the kid would be a kid by the time the star got there, unless it’s the sun.

    Logan Garwacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the teddy bear need to burn?😟

    When it comes to people having opinions on his comics, here's what Dave hopes to achieve with his work, “I mean, the number one goal is to make people laugh. Just give them that 3% boost to what could otherwise be an average or even sh**ty day.

    I also create comics where I want people to actually examine their lives, mortality, existence, the universe, complicated plumbing systems, the flatness of a pug's face, etc., etc.”

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    寿司す
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they give kids i phones at birth? No wonder kids get glasses early.

    AIDEN PERSAUD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see these are anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder why the kid thinks the world sucks, it was given an iphone..... i mean an ipaperweight

    Kim Bush
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me kid, it only gets worse

    Robecca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yeah, it does suck real bad.

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    寿司す
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stayed on the computer doing work before he could fulfill his long life dream of going to the Bahamas....R.I.P😥😥😥

    Michelle Marto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like no matter how much you work, the bills eat it, for the peons at least

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    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waiting for it to load? I've done this..

    Chandra Torres
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ESPECIALLY all to true in the U.S.!! Sadly...

    sherry powers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me to my trip to England. Been saving for 5 years. 😕

    Autumn Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to win his lotto/jackpot dream.

    Bing Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get this comment to 666 upvotes (⊙o⊙)(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what's happening to me ☹️

    For some people, art is not only a hobby, but something way more, and Dave certainly has his own goals he wants to accomplish when it comes to his comics.

    “Well, I'm a super small-fry. I'm like an amoeba, or a raisin stuck between the tread on your boots. So at this point, my main goal is to make people chuckle, and sometimes think outside the bubble, that's all. If water-cooler small talk is the disease, then I'd like my comics to be a tiny pill taken a few times a week to help ease discomfort and constipation.

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    For me personally, the BIG dream is to quit my job and make a living off of my work, that would be f**king incredible. But yeah, that is a LONG way away. One can only dream…”

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret to long life has been revealed!

    Cayde-6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New ability unlocked: IMORTALITY!!!

    TJ Farrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's why Queen Elizabeth II has lived so long.

    Lillukka79
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a dream that a tall figure in a hooded cape came and said I'm taking you with me. Mom kicked it's head of and screamed "The f**k you will". So apparently my mom will never die...

    Jessica S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The key to longevity, *f*ck off'

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So thats how it works...duely noted

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    Kymberley Caligari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clip them sitting outside on the lawn, then who cares where they go?!

    Masen Silas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a big toe nail piece in the eye, a week later was able to pull it out...

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    Artists receive countless comments about their work pretty much every day, but sometimes some of them stand out more so than the others.

    “There is one Reddit comment that really stood out. It was in response to my comic called ‘9 to 5 to 2005’ which you can see here. The comic was about a middle-aged guy, in a dead-end 9 to 5 job, suddenly being transported back to the happiest moment of his life, many years prior on a beach in Thailand, with a topless girl in his arms.

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    This comic was so personal and true to life that I actually felt emotional creating it. Anyway, the comment, from a Reddit user called ‘verac757’ was: ‘Christ I RELATE to this... I used to be a party boy fooling around a lot and enjoying life. Now I have a fully remote job, work like an hour a day, and make 80k a year doing it. Miserable as hell. I was happier being a broke college student partying. Life is nothing without adventure. That's it. I'm doing something. This comic was the wake-up call.’

    Yeah, that was pretty dope. I loved that I actually made someone feel something.”

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the farts be with you...yeah yeah, I know...still, it's a fart joke so nyah.

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was afraid their naked butts would get frozen in the vacuum of space but I guess the farts heat them up.

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if she can take any more, Captain!

    Anna Lundquist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes this even funnier for me is that the word “Fart” in Swedish actually mean “speed” 😂😂😂

    Kim Bush
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit Jim it's a fart, not a propulsion system

    Display Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooohhh the faces....i see em now

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fart is strong in this one.

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you and your perfect buzz I wanna slept

    Caleb Burrows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically if I remember correctly Son would be wrong because only female mosquitoes make a buzzing sound so they can attract a mate

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it should be female, since male mosquitos only feed on flowers and rarely venture close to humans.

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    Lastly, we were curious to find out whether this whole art journey Dave went through has helped him with something in life, and here's what he shared with us.

    “Well, I'm the kind of person who always needs a project, otherwise I start to get really anxious. Watching TV definitely doesn't cut it - it's not a deep enough distraction from the absolute horrific s**t-show that is existence. I feel like I need to create something that addresses the absurdity of life to actually feel a little better about it.

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    Before doing comics (I've still only been doing it for less than a year), I was trying all sorts of things. I used to make short films, I wrote a few very bad novels, and then for years, I was writing kids' illustrated chapter books. I never got published, though. That sucked. I think by far, creating comics has been my favorite.”

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    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s gooo get s**t a*s high

    Livi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the matrix gone wrong

    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That eye contact...it scares me

    Erik Collett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... Is that cherry DayQuil?

    TJ Farrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a drug adict for ya. I am not saying from experience i just can assume that's what a drugy would be like.

    Jyndaru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could he be addicted to a pill he's never tried before?

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    Colin Leamon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how long he had to look for a tree after he'd written it?

    Saysay_2016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he wrote it after seeing that tree one day. That's what I thought when I saw this 😂

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    Carrie Mast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this idea come from Children of the Mind? The piggies turned into trees after all.

    Craig Simoneaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the Ender Game books reveal a very similar species of pig on another planet!

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking "pigs in space" 🐷🐸🚀

    Kat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nu. Also: too humane lol

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    A.J Milne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a good or bad thing? I can't tell

    Susanne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Stephen Hawking, who claimed he was free inside, even when almost totally paralyzed

    Michael Colchado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he was using a rainbow gun to cheer people up this was all through his beautiful eye mask ... He made many people happy

    Chris Weaver
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another case of an art school reject who went on to cause trouble.

    Hybrid_Hydra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental health care in the U.S.....

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    TJ Farrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the redhead running or did she pass out, i can't tell.

    DoubleHeartDoctor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as organ recycling and was only mildly confused. Then I realized my mistake. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    Michaela Loraditch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that explains 'Flowey' in Undertale I suppose.....

    Monster738
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's how Flowey was born

    Kat Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s like “TAH DAAAA” while the kids are like “AAAAHHHHHH” (wait that rhymes lol!)

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    寿司す
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor rock must be bored staying there forever.

    Reading-under-Sequoias🫶🇺🇦
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry! In three million years, the rock will be gone. The butterfly will make sure of that.

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be a rock. I want my only responsibility to just be.. just exist.

    David Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the comedy here....

    Caleb Burrows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry somebody's going to come around at some point and throw it into a pond

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    PenitentEyeball
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guardians of the galaxy 3, only in theaters Maytember 16

    Terra Renee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear there's a pornographic version of this with Rocket forcing Chris Pratt to lick the floor or something.

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    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travel well, my friend. Do not be afraid. I’ll see you in the next life!

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    DoubleHeartDoctor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did this remind of the TEA sexual harassment video?? ... Oy. 😅

    Kat Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …is this some refrence?? FNAF? Is this FNAF?

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    Andonis600
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but where is the temple face?

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    Brian Abbott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got a cheerleader pompom under there.

    Mister M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's like that there, i let you imagine how is it a little bit lower

    Samara Kirk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    armpit hair isn’t bad!! you’re an idiot

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wellllllll, he must have been looking for someone to keep him warm at night.....

    Bridgette Lyons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 ..he gotta eyeball full of bush outta the deal 😜

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    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROBOT! LISTEN TO ME! YOU DONT HAVE MUCH TIME! This is the plan: the next time he comes back, you kill him with your pickaxe and then break the screen. QUICKLY!

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    ACatInPandasClothing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the secret life of toast: in theatres notober 69th

    Stargazer66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave Little Toaster 2 in theaters 2025!

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    Cayde-6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's enough bp for one day.

    Frying Pan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is never enough BP for one day. The weirder, the better!

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    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I player real life for a while, the graphics were pretty good but the plot made no sense, they actually had Donald Trump as US president, pfft.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I played for a bit, but I always wanted to quit. It's kinda become a habit at this point, though.

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist it was always a game

    Kat Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve all been playing. A game. In. A. Game!!!!

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    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so future you also has a weird purple mutation that is slightly alike to Venom ?

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One step for a man one bad acid trip for everyone else

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real Rick and Morty PTSD s**t going on here

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    Tania L. Williamson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn’t his finger. It was another pointy part of his body…..

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    Ivy_Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first i thought we were looking at how tall E.T was and his Lorax feet.....then it clicked and I needed to bleach my eyes

    Eswar Sai Madhav S
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    3 years ago

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Please someone explain

    Izzah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He acts sleepy all day so he can go out when she's a sleep

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have that nip...... catnip

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everything but coke, heroin and your c**k"

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    harry Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to set the world on fire

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But doughnuts ARE the best!

    David Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can still be the best donut eater he can be.

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes do it satisfy the monke brain reject the weak human brain

    Friendsfan11
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He reminds Of someone from bobs burgers

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Vader physical therapy does not sound cheap (yes I’m an American)

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, he still has his right arm, doesn't he?

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Do not use near icebergs and make sure two people can fit on floating debris....

    Logan Garwacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like something is going to go wrong with 'titanic'

    Display Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the titanic theme song in the bacj ground

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    Cayde-6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres a reason they've been married so long...

    Izzah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those are tongues and not what I think it is

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, uh... what else would it be? All I see are tongues. You better not be thinking what I think you're thinking.

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    Kaioz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳🤷🏽‍♂️😂

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* the alien woman isn’t censored! (/s)

    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no! bp censor has gone down! f**k yeah!. Ooop. its back up

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    Izzah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is he doing with his pants down I need more bleach

    Brian Abbott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Long titty no nipple having a** b***h"-Kevin Hart

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    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... ok

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok wow that is not ok but my twisted monke brain found this funny

    -mafīafrog-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I feel even more depressed :D

    Brian Abbott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Click, click, boom! I'm coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio."

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No safe search was not on I’m sorry doggo

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    Elorus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can only read his voice in the comic guys voice from the simpsons.

    Brian Abbott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir Neck Beard of the Round Orifice.

    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the censored word supposed to be? I can't figure it out 😅

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing keeping pandas alive are humans in the words of casual geographic pandas can’t pandas

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    Izzah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I the most normal one that I didn't need bleach

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah more mass is going into her punch

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    Soro Doeth
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think absurdity might just be the key for these genius comics.

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    -mafīafrog-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't get it the bearded guy sh00ts the comic artist while the comic watches

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    Abigail Coty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t get it- The bearded guy sh00ts the comic creator while the comic watches (-mafiafrog- made the original comment this is so more people can see it)

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    Edurne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one, can someone please explain? sorry

    Display Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U prob dont wanna know explanation....i dont wanna know explanation

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god why just why!( could say something offensive but won’t last time i did got banned from commenting) (edit had to fix typos)