I want to do this

Now he can post it on Myspace.

I relate to the first character...

Frankly, a bloody Starbucks frappucino in a plastic bucket is nowhere near premium. If you own that house and have the extra money, you will hire a barista.

I love being able to shut up telemarketers - always politely, as they are just doing their jobs.

OMG this is exactly the attitude a local business owner used to take until the day he passed away. This guy was so rich, he would park in downtown anywhere he wanted and then on his way into the office he would hand his secretary a stack of parking tickets and say "Take care of this".

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this! This is GOLD! 😂Z😂😂

What happens when other rich people want to park there and can afford the tickets too?

Yeah, but reserved... to whom?

Pay-to-win. Gaming of the modern age.

This has been "invented" by Gyro Gearloose about 25 years ago. He ended in hospital, though. Anyone remember?

wrong… people with that much money are extremely cheap too… they Don't let the change. they kept it for themselves

Waiter, there's a fly in my tea.

The truth about moest loyalty program. The conversion, in money, is usually 0.1% or less. Almost never worth it! The probably only exception are airlines miles, and then only if spent on flights and upgrades, never on other products.

Can someone explain this one?