I think the truth behind that is, you miss the person they used to be...

Shouldn't the line be thinner?

What’s a friend?

Quit picking on Carrot.

i'm not comfortable with that

Misery loves company.

No it won't. I doesn't involve humans.

You were also awesome at times in the past and will rock in the future :)

Good time to ask "What am I waiting for?"

My first husband cheated on me with his second wife, and cheated on her with his 3rd wife. So if he cheats on her, what did she expect?

No you r not tomato. U r delicious. I would like to be the villian in every one's story. Sounds exciting.

Well, sometimes it's not you, but rather your choice of partners. Some people end up in abusive relationships over and over again, sadly.

You, or just bad luck... More probably bad luck.

Life lesson: if you think everyone around you is "out to get you", the problem is most likely you, not them.

I always ask "What's the common denominator here?" It starts them thinking, if they understand what a denominator is!

Ouch! That one cut a little close for me.

Just because it’s my responsibility doesn’t mean I give a s**t.

what about every day being a bad day.? :(

pornhub doesn't agree

Nah we are gonna f**k it either way.

And everyone's goals are different.

Mine has bears in it. I hope they are all either Pooh bears or pandas

I’m crying again! And it’s been almost a month!!!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Or 5 minutes later... or 10...or 15...

Why would you want to? Everything good will turn everything bad

There is no such thing as a perfect being

Everyone acts like an a*****e at some time or other. I would disagree that everyone IS an a*****e. My definition of an a*****e is someone who says to every complaint about their behavior (justified or not): "Hey, that's just how I am. Take it or leave it." Not as in, "Dude, you need to dress better," and they respond with, "Hey, you don't like how I dress, that's your problem." That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about, "Hey, you can't just leave me stranded at the mall like that. You said you'd pick me up! You never even called." A*****e: "Hey, something else came up. What do you want from me? I can't be everywhere at once. I'm not going to apologize for not being perfect." A*****e.

If you lend someone £5 (or $5) and you never see them again, it was money well spent.

Why you like this ? Mr. Dream

Not for those few

Yes! It's one of the perks. The freedom to make mistakes nd grow.

Another example of unrealistic body expectations for young fruits and veggies everywhere.

You need raita to go with it

If it did. It would be very difficult to move around

Or 20, or 30.....

The more I live, the more I feel like I don't know anything...

You don't always know what is best for yourself. Your crush may turn out to be a jerk.

I always try to be as optimistic as I can. One thing I've learned is to never hold a grudge tho. If you keep a grudge on a loved one and something happens, you can't ever say goodbye. Learned the hard way with a close friend. 😔

If that's the tomato, I swear! :D

“The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.” - Frank Herbert

Shiny underwear... new goal.

I tried so hard / And got so far / But in the end / It doesn't even matter 🎶

Tomato is evil