Condoms ARE uncomfortable! I imagine they don't feel too comfortable for a woman either. [Start Dodgy infomercial voice now] That's why you need... LUBE. Simply place a little inside the condom for more comfortability for YOU, and plenty on the outside for your partner. Don't forget to trim your pubes to avoid 'snagging'. LUBE! So from us here at LUBE, we say to you: Don't be a prick, put a condom on your d**k. But make sure you remember, to add some lube your member.

I have a PhD, work full time at a university as as scholar and project manager and also work in a café/bar on weekends (just because I enjoy the company and change of scenery; scholars can be really dull). It*s really amusing how SOME people treat me differently, depending on the context. Helps determine who is cool and who is not. Moral? Always treat others with respect

That candle looks funny

Unless your health problems are invisible and chronic. Then most people (including doctors) do not care

Exactly!

I achieved none of these 😂😢 Still lying on my bed...

Sometimes these are same woman 10 years difference.

People is never happy

Amen!

A little louder for the people in the back, please!! 👏👏👏👏

Except the racoon, since owning wild animals does harm them.

Because looking pretty for that one random guy in the street is every woman ever's purpose, of course /s

Just another example of men wanting to control women's bodies. If I'm not smiling, I don't need to smile.

If you want me to smile, make me. Don't tell me.

Beware if you demand that I smile. I have a slasher-worthy toothy grin that I reserve specially for those who do!

*Smiles psychotically and aggressively walks towards him with a knife* IS ThIs bEtTeR, gOod SiR?

Be quiet darling! You would sound so much smarter!

Shows middle finger.

Hahahahahahaha!! This is my reaction!

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I do this!

I hate this so much, the pandemic really put a pause on this b.s.

Yea, forget that I may have things going on inside, or experiencing emotional turmoil, or my heart is breaking because someone just died….my appearance is the only thing I ought to worry about

What if she was Mileena?

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YES. THIS.

Shut up, chauvinist, you would sound more intelligent!

Bahaha

I've never had a man ask me to smile. I keep seeing this trope, so I must ask, have you heard a man ask you to smile before?

roar

The whole showing teeth when smiling is so beyond stupid. For a lot of people, it is not anywhere close to natural. The only way I could do it is this, pic two

bottom is what my smile looks like

But its true

IM STEALING THIS FOR SCHOOL PICTURE DAY!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO SMILEEEEE

We should tell that to men.

Pretties not something we are obligated to, butthead.

Who wants to look prettier?

i would say the same thing to you

BWHAhahaha!

Been there done that.

Reminds of the scene from Shrek

How about you actually give her a solid reason to smile?

"Hmm, let me think of something that would make me smile." ~Imagining herself kicking him in the balls...repeatedly~ She smiles. "You must have been thinking of something pretty great to have that smile!" Saying to herself, "You have no idea"

I can't quite put my finger on why, but this character's eyes look so odd. They're almost anime-like. It's a strange creative choice to make for only one character when the rest are semi-realistic.

OMG! This is what I feel everytime I hear somebody make a dumb remark like that. One, they have no idea what you might be going through, and two, what makes them qualify as a judge of who "looks pretty" or not?

*racoons noises*

Bite Me! Get out of my space!!

jUsT dOnT bE sAd. Just have no problems in life! Not very possible is it?

Bruuh

Thank God I don't care about being pretty, but you should care more about keeping your mouth shut 🙃

Overreacting..