Just me or did I read this in a British accent

Usually very little worth listening to.

Lol!

This is oddly heartwarming - as well as an amusing play on words.

Why is a duck in a tree?

Picky so and sos.

Noooo! (Also I second what Cheryl said; that's some great eye movement!)

Lmao

Beanie free, as free as the wind blows ...🎶

That's where they go!

I love how they're still smiling at the end regardless though; it's admirable to admit when you've been outplayed and give credit where it's due without being jealous or frustrated over it.

Jeez that one's a little psychopath! Keep a close eye on them Dad!

When they do this (especially on power lines) I always wonder exactly the same thing!

It is, what you say it is...

Why'd that last one not jump?

Yep, that's kid logic for you; that said aren't ducks naturally attracted to water? What happened to him?

Aw that's so sweet!

Duck: Hello Mr spider Duck: Come to join me friend? Duck: What are you doing?? Duck: :(

I can relate - although you probably shouldn't tell others your passwords XD

Well at least he tried. That's more sympathetic than I am with flies; they can be such a nuisance sometimes.

Not sure what he was eating off - looks like a notice board or something, and as for that coin that's an absolute unit of a coin - quite literally bigger than her head. She'd make more money smelting it down and just selling it - although that said that does apply to a fair few coins these days.

It's

That is a good catchphrase!

I'm trying to work out if the sharks are actually there and he's just being reassured or if he really is imagining them and this is just a joke about parents being worriers and always imagining the worst. Perhaps it is deliberately vague so we can interpret it either way? And either way it is amusing to a degree, so that would make sense...

Never, except work :/

Bird equivalent of bungeeing?

Moat = Cool

I would also recommend not sleeping in a tree - or actually more specifically - not sleeping in a bendy and thin branch barely thicker than your average stick. And sleeping standing up for that matter is not advisable especially in those conditions!

I've seen weirder things - one day after swimming in the sea I found a flat fish in my shoe - it was one of those tight-fitting shoes that you get with wetsuits as well; I have no idea how it managed to get in there. Thankfully it survived the ordeal though and I managed to get it back to the sea in time :)