"There's someone in my head, but it's not me".

Omg same.

On the bright side, if he hasn't soiled himself, he's still doing better than many babies.

Anyway the wind blows...

I'm over thinking (meaning I'm not doing it anymore).

Important information when your main thought is how to leave as soon as possible without looking bad.

Depending on who he knows, that may be the wisest policy.

Yep

I hate exercises like these.

BP for me.. 🙃

Early....for a 3rd shifter

The other people look...drunk.

Then I wonder why my favorite places go out of business.

Brains could use some upgrading to overwrite some memories and defragmentation could be useful as well.

That's what middle and high schools are for. What took so long? The most acceptable answer is that you were home-schooled for 12 years.

Oh, you have depression? Have you ever considered just not?

Haven't we all been there?

That includes making lists.

Unfortunate that honesty can be a weakness.