I know, right. How Dare she flaunt her carefree attitude and boundless joy in such a public setting. (lucky b***h)

I'm not single, but I enjoy going out alone. If you every see me by myself at a restaurant or movie, LEAVE ME ALONE I'm having a great time.

I hate it when I'm by myself in a restaurant, they ask how many, I say "one" and they say "Just one?" in that damn whiney voice like they think you're pathetic.

i'd so be, "fine With me! maybe i'll meet someone there!"

Yes this is sometimes an important message for everyone to learn

Jerk chicken, beef jerky?

An X-rated story!

naw girl you a unicorn

That's possible too

Yes... been there hahaha... lucky escape :)

accurate.

Should be. Short and to the point; I like it

That is actually pretty sweet.

I mean, if you're losing either way, might as well be honest about it.

That's a fair deal

Someone can be really awesome and treat you really well and still be completely wron for you.

Speaking as a introvert...I feel you

Ouch. Just the thought of it hurts

had to laugh at this one--experience has taught me that the person i start dating lasts only about 3 months before the REAL person behind the facade begins to emerge. it can be good, it can be bad...it's all what you make of it

Life goals. ;)

Nothing to lose, right?

History is written by the winner.

That's good to know

Now this one I LOVE! They're all fantastic cartoons, please, give us more!

Just get married already. Grand total for our wedding: $2,000 - that's rings (plural), dress/suit, license, BBQ with the family in the backyard.

It's not true love until you survive the roaches-and-ramen period.

I found the opposite - if you're not feeling the chemistry after the first date, you never will, don't waste time waiting for it to happen no matter how "perfect" that person seems on paper. When I met my future wife for the first time (not on a date), I felt the chemistry immediately and by the time we had our first date, I knew I wanted to marry her.

Always look on the bright side of life 🎶

reminds me of a couple at my school: a guy bought his gf matching vans, expensive makeup(Ik bc I wanted it forever), hot chips, a huge thing of sunflowers,2 giant bags of jolly ranchers and a venti Starbucks

In denial of the fact that I am gay?

How could he?!!

there is not someone for everyone. I'm convinced of it.

Bad rep?

that is not a f*****g excuse

I don't understand this one.