What about garlic?

Dracula had a garlic allergy. His stupid "allergy screwed the rest of us- I mean them - over! And now no one wants to give me garlic bread!

*shucks garlic bread at rose*

Thank you donut! *throws donuts at donut*

*chucks lemony garlic bread for extra zest at rose*

Mmm... lemony... :)

:3 mmm donut

Actually, it's quite good when people eat garlic for us- sorry, misspoke, I mean vampires - as it thins blood. It reduces disgusting clots and makes blood have a nice texture. Or at least based off of what I have read and totally never experienced.

yum good for eldritch beings too which i am not

Garlic is actually very bad for leaches. Someone won an ig-nobel for that research.

Since when does leech=vampire? That is a discriminatory slur among my,uh, i mean, vampire kind!

I was just about to mention the Dracula thing that fair weather rose said... Many vampires such as mys- I mean vampires in general, actually enjoy garlic, especially garlic bread 😋

Since others are doing some profiling, your answer is no effect on Italian vampires.

I'm definitely not that, so why are you even asking?!?

totally i hath not seen one of those in centuries, so you could not possibly be one and nor am i

Garlic is also great for flying spaghetti monsters...which I am definitely not. But have you ever considered converting to the pastafarian religion?

If you're a human how have you been alive for centuries?

Nah, we all know that the sunlight makes Vampires sparkle.

Nah, we all know that sunlight makes Vampires sparkle.

Hmmmm, my teacher, before his house was burned down and his wife raped by his closest 'ally' said something similar. If I remember correctly. Been literal ages since I saw Dr. Dee. Which is sad, after all he told us he'd be back, last time with a fantastic song by Iron Maiden..... Sigh, still waiting. No matter, back to vampires: Real vampires can only be identified in 3, danger wise increasing, ways. 1: let them be watched (ideally after they accepted you as their host, they, being old, civilized and well bred, they value the host/guest relations as much or more than me) if and what they eat. If they only drink, and near only wine, this is a strong sign. 2: cou t your lower level but healthy servants every 6 to 9 hours. Those of less than regular Co trol WILL 'bite'. Of course, they won't kill who they bite u less forced to, as that would lead to 3: hire a mind mage (or be one) or a seer, and check your guest for illusions and your guards for mind whammies. Usually combat starts

I'll help. we- i mean they are not meant to sparkle

What if they work in a club with body glitter? These are the important questions.

Sparkling naturally and sparkling synthetically are not the same thing.otherwise I would've been chainsawed in half by now for my glitter eyeshadow. I mean, I totally wouldn't have because I'm totally not a vampire

Same, but I thought it would be interesting to give the BP members a view of how modern vampires live now, a lot of the information that they have is a few centuries out of date.

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Just be careful these fantasies don't get out of hand, sharing your fantasies with the general public gets a little weird after the age of 16.

It’s a joke. If you haven’t noticed, there are also people pretending to be squids, roaches, and functioning members of society on here. It’s hilarious.

im definantly pretending on the last one

Sits on hands because I'm clearly Not a Vampire an also not quite that stupid

Makes getting some good, deeply flavourful redwine hard though, doesn't it (allegories say you, I mean vampires, use ghouls for that, but unlike vampires which I haven't seen for 478 years, I've never seen a ghoul....

What people are you talking about? There are no vampires here! Only totally normal, uh... what are those thing called? Hoomans? Oh, humans! Yeah, just a bunch of normal humans here.

totally no immortal being here hehe *nervously sweats*

Yeah. Totally. There would be nothing but humans here. Why would there be abutting else?

Case in point.

Let people have fun, the world is pretty sh!tty anyway so a little nonviolent fun online is good for people. It lets them pretend without hurting anyone.

:)

absolutely no vampires! Just normal, mortal, humans. right?