Don't know if you noticed, Pandas, but the world is in a funny state right now. It can be hard to maintain a positive outlook, as stress levels are at an all-time high in the U.S. In fact, 40% of Americans report experiencing peak stress.
That's why letting yourself be a silly goose for a few minutes a day is important. And what better way to have a laugh or two than to scroll through some entertaining memes? Don't fret, Pandas, we've got you! Here's a compilation of hilarious pics from two different pages that specialize in all kinds of memes.
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So when the UFC ref says "lets get it on!" is he talking about the honeymoon?
I really don't like it when someone reaches onto my plate to help themselves. A few learned the hard way since forks are a common utensil that serve other purposes, if you catch my drift.
When my wife starts stealing food it usually means she doesn't like her choice...usually end up switching plates 😅
Load More Replies...Bill Hicks said this in the 90's. He said it would be like if JFK rose from the grave and people were wearing small rifles around their neck to show their support of him.
They aren't worshipping the crosses. They are using the image of them to remember the pain and humiliation Jesus suffered for them.
Don’t know why you’re downvoted this is simply the truth behind the meaning of the cross
Load More Replies...I just think if I had a funeral and had died horrifically I would much rather a happy photo in the crematorium than one of me with the steering wheel embedded in my face. Poor guy has stained glass windows depicting his death. Haven't seen any of him feeding the 5000 or cuting blindness
That was my thought. Why glorify the pain and suffering instead of replicating the things he spent all his time preaching?
Load More Replies...The empty cross symbolizes the Resurrection, meaning that He isn't dead anymore. Having defeated death, he provides a pathway for us to be reborn as well.
Stuff like this is why Christianity creeps me out. I’m always kind of glad when Easter is over.
AI is really everywhere nowadays. Although its advocates often talk about how much it helps in our jobs and will do so even more in the future, people also don't shy away from using it to make others laugh. Just think of the "BBL Drizzy" AI-generated hit that was sampled for the "end credits song" to the Kendrick-Drake beef.
Memes are no exception, either. If memes once were the product of the ingenuity of the chronically online, they now can be generated pretty easily by artificial intelligence. You think that's as lazy as making AI do your job for you? Hold your judgment, because, with the help of AI, we might be seeing a surge of a new kind of meme.
What else should that symbol be, though ? A life jacket ? The floppy disk is an easily recognizable symbol for everyone, there's no reason to change it.
Hmm idk, a usb, a cloud. The floppy is only recognizable for people old enough to have kids in high school lol
Load More Replies...It's NOT a 'floppy' disc. Floppy discs were actually floppy but the symbol, with the corner cut, is a 'diskette' which was rigid. Sorry..
And yet common vernacular for the 3½-inch disks was still... "floppy disk". I was alive when they were around, my dad worked for IBM during that time, and I can confirm that absolutely no one called them "diskettes". It's "disk" and not "disc", btw, as "disc" implies a round, flat object, and floppy disks were definitely not round. A later form of data storage, the CD, was actually "compact DISC" because they WERE flat and round, and thus discs instead of disks. But the tl;dr is that sometimes the pedantic "literal definition" (i.e., diskette) is NOT the term/phrasing that is used ubiquitously in the common vernacular of the everyday user.
Load More Replies...But even that is not a floppy disk. I remember when you could actually bend them.
People who judge other people based on the brands they choose are so sad. Corporations don't care about you Brenda, stop caring so much about their products.
That's why I spent $300 on this designer t-shirt with no visible graphics or logos, to show that I don't care about that kind of thing.
Load More Replies...To true, my son is very wealthy and refuses to update any tech until it doesn't do what he needs it to do or the new tech is a really big leap forward, he also doesn't do social media, lessons to be learn there I think
Having an I phone prior should be a point of pride. It's like owning a car with over 300,000 miles on it.
I still use an iPhone SE, the model that came on the heels of the iPhone 6. I could've got one of the larger models, but they don't fit into my pockets as easily. Sometimes people have valid reasons for the choice in merchandise, Miss Judgy.
I can't imagine even noticing what make someones phone is, let alone which model.
& their products are all made in the same sweat shops as walmart!
Came to the comments to look for this. It was my first thought after reading the headline. Loved that show!
Load More Replies...People are willing to make fat jokes, even on BP, I see. Disappointing. Fat people don't deserve to be judged as if their weight is some kind of inherent character flaw or moral failing.
In 2024, a video made with the Luma Dream Machine AI model started making rounds on social media. In it, the well-known "Distracted Boyfriend" meme had an upgrade. Someone altered it so now, instead of just looking at another girl, the boyfriend walks away in another direction.
People started playing with other iconic memes and dubbed them "Time traveler" or "Interrupting" memes. The main premise is this: either someone else shows up in the video of the altered iconic meme or the action goes in a completely different direction than was implied originally.
Jesus's time on the cross was short compared to many that were crucified in that day. Unless a human quickened the death, people would be up on crosses for days.
Load More Replies...My dad would give us a 5 minite time limit in the shower growing up because he is an ásshole. I've grown up, he's since died and I'm still taking a five minute shower.
A LOT of water gets wasted from excessive bathing for comfort and relaxation. Everyone should be trying to take 5 minute showers, most of the time, really.
Load More Replies...I lose myself for so long in the shower. It's like meditating. Afterwards I'll come out and my brother will be like, "Dude you were in there for 30 minutes!" and I'll just blink.
Definitely not for me. I shower as quick as possible because the longer I stay in the "warmth", the more I'll be shaking from cold when I step out.
I've gotten colder as I've gotten older, so I have a technique now - I put the towels within reach (on the closed toilet lid on top of another towel) so I just open the shower door a crack, reach out an arm, and snag a towel while the shower is still running. I step back so I'm not IN the actual running water, but still within the steamy heat of the water, and wrap the towel around myself/start drying off while the shower's still on and running. Then I turn off the shower - but I'm already wrapped in a towel, so I'm not freezing cold! :D
Load More Replies...Three rather deaf old ladies walking down the street. "Windy isn't it", said the first. "No it's Thursday", said the second. "Nah, it's Friday you daft old tart, you lost count again!", said the third. :D
Actually it's a rotational cycle system based on sun, moon, stars. Look up at the sky with the right knowledge and and you can tell exactly what month, week, day, hour, and minute it is.
Other notable examples of the Time traveler/Interrupting memes include the "Noice" meme, instead of hearing the man uttering the famous phrase at the end, we see two men in black enter the frame, implying that the man is getting detained. The classic "Charlie bit my finger" video got the AI treatment too. The supposed "Time traveler" stops Charlie from biting his brother's finger.
I'm still sorting through bins of stuff from my 20s. I'm 43. I get distracted by every single item I try to sort XD
Load More Replies...This is actually part of the reason I even get around to cleaning lolll, because I know I’ll find cool stuff😆
Judge Dredd retired, Cat Dredd took over. Rides a mean bike, too ...
Load More Replies...*a tiny bit "ooww" *he then grabs the arm with the front legs and kicks with his hind legs mauling the wrist like a lion "ouch!!!"
Load More Replies...One of my cats was a very territorial male who you hoped didn't like you because he "marked" the ones he liked. So, I guess he was pretty judgy.
I'm more interested in where the 4 year old is getting her income and transportation. /j EDIT: For the folks giving me the obvious answer of "a parent took them", Yes, I get it. I have raised / helped raise my two children and 7 grandchildren so I do have a clue how that works. My joking point was just that an adult chose to purchase the card and not explain that it was inappropriate to the situation.
Since I have a sweet little girl who likes to buy things for her aunt I can answer: pocket money and a laughing mom driving her
Load More Replies...In Finland children don't start school until they are seven, and there is very little to no illiteracy in that country. Four year olds have far more important things to do for their development (except those that teach themselves or beg to be taught).
Load More Replies...Even the meme of the lady screaming at a cat got an upgrade. "AI finally settled this beef," one user quipped. The trend soon found a footing on TikTok, with people sharing videos about the time traveler memes. "POV: It's the year 2024 and ancient memes are being tampered with by time travelers," the caption of one video reads.
Oh, I thought the first cup spilled. Then I was like, "how did the cup position itself like that when spilling?"
If my granddaughter calls me a bad b!tch when I'm 84 I'll be delighted.
he called HER a bad b***h; she called him a disgrace.
Load More Replies...Yeah, and it was grandma's kid that gave the granddaughter that name
Load More Replies...Uh...no....she used her grandson's full name.
Load More Replies...Let’s be real. Grandma was already disappointed when the parents turned in the birth certificate. A real tragedeigh.
Cambria Kinsleigh sounds like a really good wine…California or Australian?
I miss when you and your group of friends could show up at someone's castle, stab the king, and become king of England
Load More Replies...Some people freaked out over the altered classic memes. "All of these AI videos are making me feel like I'm in a dream and questioning reality," one TikTok user wrote. Culture journalist Kristine Villarroel even wrote a piece for Vice, titled "AI is rewriting meme history." But is there any real danger that we will one day forget such iconic memes?
"This isn't working" refers to the relationship, not the refrigerator it was posted on.
Load More Replies...Holy hell! Glad you are out. I've spent 5 days in ICU and can't imagine doing it for 7 months
Load More Replies...Lol! Though my very ill husband needed to be attached to beeping machinery last year and another patient kept asking for it to be turned off! I mean, I get it's irritating but nope! He ended up in an isolation ward in ICU in the end anyway (was 'proper poorly' - words actually used by the consultant!!) so at least he wasn't driving others up the wall! Made it home again too - phew!
Exactly who is the machinery beeping for? I'm sure nurses have long ago learned to tune it out? Perhaps they should only make noise when the patient needs attention?
Load More Replies...Sure, all the beeping devices are incredibly annoying, but it was the nurses waking me up every couple of hours throughout the night, then leaving me staring at the ceiling begging for sleep to come.
I have chronic migraines. 24/7. When I'm in the er or hospital I'm on Dylaudid. Till I can't and have to leave. AMA if needed. I HATE those beeping machines!
I have a single chronic permanent migraine - migraine-like head pain 24/7/365, since 2000. Do you go to the ER every time? Do you take any daily preventative medications? I'm just curious because I can't do anything for mine (mine was caused by a horse riding accident at 12 that caused sporadic migraines that went permanent thanks to a botched brain surgery) so regular migraine medication doesn't work for me. I'm just curious, hope you don't mind. 😊
Load More Replies...I worked on Oncology ward several years ago, lets not keep tracks. back then patients were put on IV MS. it was impossible keep track of how much was left in a bag so beeping went on and on. I worked 11 to 7, so I slept ( tried) during the morning (tried). One day my alarm went off and I spent at least 20-30 min trying to find the IV.
I was probably the noisest thing in hospital one night! I woke up and there was a female stood in her hospital gown at the end side of my bed. I screamed so loudly that I probably woke up half the hospital ward and threw my water glass at her, it boinked off her forehead and the nurses came rushing in! She was just stood there at the end side of my bed and she looked like the girl from the horror film The Ring, long dark hair and just staring at me!... So I definitely could take the various beeping etc noises after that! (And? I I do say so myself? I've a cracking aim!)
UBLOCK ORIGIN (makes every youtube video as "blessing from the Lord") EDIT: For folks wanting ublock origin to still work with Chrome, this reddit discussion may be a good starting point for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/1j2ec76/ublock_origin_is_gone/
yeah, but chrome killed it, so you have to use ublock origin light now
Load More Replies...They generaly only work for a limited time and then another one that does work has to be sought.
Load More Replies...Have you seriously not seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail?? Ok his neck isn't wide he's wearing a chain mail hood
Load More Replies...Know Your Meme editor Phillip Hamilton told Villarroel that these "Time traveler" videos don't pose any real threat to the preservation of meme history. "Generally, everyone knows the context," he pointed out. "The iconicness of the video is at the core of the trend... the core of the [time-traveler] meme is that popular thing being stopped."
Family doesn't necessarily mean relatives. I'd rather help my loved ones (blood related or not) than some relative i never see.
I just read a story about 2 local anonymous people that won like 10 million in the us lottery. 4 people know. The married couple, their attorney and accountant. They hurry to work every day, then hurry to get their teens to their after school jobs in their ford f150 without them having any idea that they have safety nets in places for every situation in their lives. Thats amazing to me. I wonder if i could keep the same attitude at working knowing i REALLY dont need to work
Load More Replies...It's not the ones you love that are the problem, it's the professional leeches ...
If I won the lottery, I'd want my family to know so I'd have the pleasure of showing them the door.
The quickest way to do genealogical research is to win the lottery. You will discover all your living relatives in a matter of days.
Originally this wasn't legal. The winner was supposed to be public information. A judge changed that in a landmark ruling where essentially the public interest was never represented. Now if the same person wins 3 times in a row, the rest of us have no reason to be suspicious. I can understand why people don't want the burdens of being rich, such as people always begging for money. But these burdens should be expected and if you don't want them, then just give all the money away. Instead the law lets you have your cake and eat it too. Because the rich are always better represented than the public interest.
my favorite thing ever is when small children fall flat on their faces and then just immediately pick themselves back up and you're all "OMG, are you okay??" and they're just like "yeah, i'm fine :)"
Of course, when a little kid falls over it's not very far to the ground. :p
Load More Replies...Gravity has gotten a lot stronger in the last few decades.
Load More Replies...You think things are bad now in your 30's? Just wait! You won't believe what your body will do to you as you age!
If it was one for criminals there would be no end to the crime from normally law-abiding animal lovers! Me first!
Load More Replies...I'm told that parties are chances to get to know new people, but all I ever manage to do is stare across the room at them until they spot me, then I look somewhere else hurriedly. People are strange ...
It's not just because many Internet users are well-versed in the memes of the past. These videos with "time travelers" in memes are still pretty sloppy in depicting human faces and body parts accurately. For some people, it adds to the uncanny feeling that fuels instant rejection upon seeing such a video.
my neighbors have illegal fireworks and fire them at night. The cops never fluffing do anything abt it.
Film them and put it up on your next door and your county's website. Police are not fond of being laughed at.
Load More Replies...My friend's dog when I was looking after her two dogs (along with two of my own) decided to do some unhearthly yipping at 23:55... set all four of them off. Hasty shutting of windows as I don't want to wake up everyone in the close! Took a while for my heartrate to return to normal, I have to say!! Though my next door neighbours could return the compliment by not having deliveries at midnight...
At one time, I lived on a farm. There was a big, beautiful tree right next to our bedroom window. Every morning without fail, the tree would be full of crows all cawing up a storm! It's amazing how loud 50 or so crows can be!!!
Had neighbors who kept their dog chained up outside no matter the weather or hour, and it barked constantly. So, of course, I went over to explain the situation was becoming intolerable, but they weren't the kind of people who cared. So, one day, I saw them all leave, and I went over, unchained the dog, put it in my car and drove half way through the state to drop it off at a shelter. Problem of the noise and their animal cruelty was over.
That's mean. The dog is way better looking and probably smarter.
Load More Replies...American movies also think Australia is 90% beaches, and the rest is the outback. Also everyone is blond for some reason.
And Mexico is sepia toned, Japan is in neon colours, Eastern Europe is grey postapo wasteland and Middle East is sepia toned postapo wasteland ......
One of the great things about the USA tv network "blue skies" era was that no matter where an episode was set, there were vibrant colors. Mexico City: gleaming towers and blue skies. NYC: same. Havana: blue skies and colorful buildings. Etc
Load More Replies..."African countries" implies that they're shown as separate countries (well, except for Egypt)
Load More Replies...I mean, that could be Salt Lake City and somewhere in New Mexico in the US, too.
Strange, I'm with you on new Mexico, but I was thinking Colorado for the first.
Load More Replies...They're not saying anything about the regime, they're saying that people live in modern houses.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a YouTube video about the still visible division between two parts of Poland. The thumbnail showed the country divided in two, on the left it said toilets in flats, in the other no toilets. Like, bro, of course there are indoor toilets in the east of Poland.
Again, another example of how duct tape provides a perfect solution to a tricky situation
My oldest kids’ nightly homework for half a year was cutting up 20-30 words and sorting them in to “sound families”. Me and the other mums with younger kids were ready to stage a coup and were begging for a different homework activity - someone had to do it in the bathroom to about the toddler sibling.
Perhaps we don't have to worry about AI rewriting the history of memes, but we should take note that it might get better than us at creating memes. Just this year, researchers from KTH Royal Institute of Technology in Sweden, LMU Munich in Germany, and TU Darmstadt in Germany found that people find AI-generated captions for memes funnier than human ones.
I know it's a meme, but some people actually expect employees to play heroes and confront violent and potentially armed robbers. Stores have insurance for that kind of things, and the devices on display are usually locked anyway. Employees don't have to put their lives at risk for no reason.
Like two weeks after I finished training to work my first job as a cashier at the supermarket someone just walked out the door with a shopping cart full of food. My manager burst out of his office on the second floor and ran out to the parking lot, but the dude was already gone. The manager (a full grown man) came in PISSED and rudely asked me why I didn’t do anything. I’m proud I came back with “that training video yall had me watch two weeks ago said to NEVER try and stop someone from shoplifting myself. Where’s the security guard anyways?” Manager turned an even deeper shade of red and stormed off back upstairs
Load More Replies...Oh, the multimillion company is losing a few thousand dollars. Let's risk our lives to stop it for a ridiculous salary. Sure
In my job we are repeatedly told there is a no confrontation policy, for safety reasons. I'm aware this is more to do with employer culpability than kindness, but it amounts to the same thing. We allowed to make eye contact with a shoplifter but nothing more. An employee getting beaten up or worse isn't helpful for anyone. And I'd definitely hold the door open if it expedited their exit.
Like, they are paid to take care of customers, take in their orders, hand their orders to them. They aren't paid for to play heroes and risk injury or worse.
I worked at a convenience store in the 70's my boss told me "it ain't worth getting killed, if a guy comes in with a rubber band and a paper clip just give him the store... we got insurance "
Back in the early 2000s i managed a radio shack. Right when smart phone were really poppin off. There were 2 incredibly annoying policies. I cant do anything if youre stealing besides call the cops if i feel like filing a loss. I remember eating my lunch watching the cameras and just had to watch as 2 men filled their pants. Atleast someone used it i guess, bc even more frustrating was if it wasnt sold, its smashed. No one bought that 60' in flat screen we had clearanced before i needed that space. No you cant have it, take it to a shelter, donate it. You have to smash it on camera with a fellow employee. Ridiculous. I dont want it but i dont want anyone else to have it s**t
I do sympathise. It's frustrating to watch shoplifters thinking they've got one over on staff. But I can't stop giggling because in the UK someone 'filling their pants' means they're soiling themselves. I'm so sorry you had to sit and watch that while eating your lunch.
Load More Replies...I was taught in various jobs? Just let them take it. Your life and everyone elses is more important than cash.
For about 2mins i thought about how to tell you that your parents were right to be concerened and youre lucky they loved you. Im sure the orphans wished they had parents like yours. Where were these kids parents anyway? Then i googled stray kids. Im far less concerned
Load More Replies...We had a copy of Sleepy Kittens when my son was a toddler. Not sure I ever made it through even once without the interjections...
The AI didn't generate the memes themselves. Instead, the researchers used already popular memes like Doge, Futurama, and Boromir, from The Lord of the Rings. GPT-4o only generated the captions for them and performed better than the average human. "I regret to announce that the meme Turing Test has been passed," Wharton professor Ethan Mollick wrote, commenting on the study. AI vs human meme masters: 1-0?
for me it's lying on my back, legs bent at the knees and put to one side, so the torso is kinda twisted at the waist (idk if it makes sense)
I had a disc go out in my lower back. That's what I looked like trying to find the sweet spot for relief until after a week it suddenly clicked back into place. :-)
Load More Replies...For the vast majority of women, preventing periods with birth control is completely safe and doesn't prevent getting pregnant later. Many OBGYNs will happily oblige. I know people have strong feelings about this, but women have been doing it for ages and there is no public health crisis. Why suffer needlessly?
Birth control doesn't always stop your periods (unfortunately).
Load More Replies...Sometimes, if you don't know what to do, just change something and see if it helps. Works for politicians ...
Load More Replies...me: *knows that what will make me happiest is going outside, making friends, working out, getting sleep, accomplishing things* also me: *wastes hours online doing absolutely nothing* also me: why is my brain so depressed right now?
Same. I know I need to leave my apartment, exercise, brush my teeth, talk with my friend, etc. I KNOW this but that doesn't actually make me able to DO any of those things. 😐
Load More Replies...When I had a life, I bounded out of bed every morning. But everything I've loved is gone or dead, so please explain why I need to get out of bed.
But which memes from this list did you find to be the most entertaining, Pandas? Let us know your favorites in the comments! And if you're craving more random pics to chuckle at in your free time, be sure to check out our previous lists here, here, and here!
I swear, back when I was taking classes and buying books I would get free shipping on $12-15 now they are really pushing it. Unless you "join" then for a mere $125 per year you get free shipping on any amount. Looking at you Wally World.
Load More Replies...Agreed. If a person is spending $200 on your stuff, at least give them free shipping.
True, but I also hate it when it's the other way around. Spend $50, $70, $100 to get free shipping! Me: can only afford $20 and shipping costs $15. Well, then, might as well spend more money to get free shipping! 😳😶 🤦
Load More Replies...Yeah, that's when I look elsewhere. I once was trying to order some gear and when I got to the check out it asked how much I wanted to tip the warehouse. NOW that wide open delivery range of 2 to 8 WEEKS made sense and I ordered elsewhere even the price was slightly higher. Tip the warehouse?!?! gtfo
Conversely. Product - $14.99 ....annnd shipping - $22.00. Retail price in bricks and mortar store $37.00
my hair salon lady gave me a Karen bob cut because my mom didn't want me to look like a guy :D
Probably doesn't count as a crazy hair story but I'm nearly 60 and I've got a magenta pink mullet. Just because. My hairdresser goes a bit more extreme with the mullet every few months. I leave it all up to him.
Load More Replies...If that kitty was in the car with me I would vibe with any song that was on. I LOVE cheetahs!
Why, just why, would you have a grown cheetah in the car? Or anywhere else?
I actually know this! That's Cathryn Hilker, founder of the Cat Ambassador program at the Cincinnati Zoo. I think that's Angel, who she used to take to schools for educational outreach programs. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5530056-a-cheetah-named-angel
Load More Replies...YouTube up "cat vibing to Ievan Polkka 10 hours". Hit play. Thank me later.
That's... not a cougar. That's a cheetah.
Load More Replies...And then a ping from your phone to say that the delivery driver passed by but nobody was home. Looking at YOU, Chronopost, you absolute shower. 😠
And once again, the British insult generator (absolute+ common noun) worked splendidly 😂
Load More Replies...What’s worse is when they stop by, DON’T deliver the package, then send you a text telling you to come pick it up. That defeats the purpose of having it delivered. I might as well drive to the store and buy the item and take it home myself in the first place.
Out for delivery and they decide they can't deliver it today, then they reschedule for the next day and STILL they decide they can't deliver it. People in the UK will know which parcel delivery company.
All of them? One has a habit of sending a text saying "Your parcel is out for delivery", then it arrives the next day. Who knew they worked such long hours?!
Load More Replies...Amazon has the worst delivery service. I specifically instructed that they ring my flat and I'd let them into the secure lobby, but no, they leave packages in the unsecure entry - right below the buzzers. FYI, Amazon delivery people, I don't tip apathetic workers.
I live in a assisted living/nursing home. We never close. The USPS has said that we were CLOSED at 9:23AM last Saturday and 9:37AM the Saturday before and therefore; could not deliver my package. Really people?
I despise labels and name-calling, period. It just goes to show that no matter what generation or age, people will choose ignorance and immaturity over decency and respect. And, respect begins within the self.
This May there are several public holidays. And we're also doing "ponts" (bridges) which means if the holiday is on a Thursday (or Tuesday) then we will extend the weekend and not work the Friday (or Monday) either. 😺
On a normal sized TV 2+ meters from the viewer, the light receptors of the human eye are literally wider than an 8K pixel projected onto the retina. It's not even close. Without an absurdly enormous TV or viewing from mere centimeters from the screen, you physically cannot detect such fine detail. It's just marketing nonsense, and we need to stop enabling this charade.
It doesn't matter what resolution my monitor is - I need new glasses 🤓
A very old man married a very young woman. At the wedding reception some one said " A wedding night can be very physically stressful. Aren't you afraid you're risking a fatality?" He replied "I can't help that. If she dies, she dies."
There was once a woman, young and beautiful. She married an old, but very rich guy. The wedding night was upon them and woman laid down on their bed, hoping that during this night, she would make her old husband so tired that he'd pass away. However, the husband walked in, ready for lovemaking, c****m on his ready member. And for some reason, he also had earplugs in and a clip on his nose. "Why do you have that, darling?" The woman asked. "There are two things I hate. The sound of a screaming woman and smell of a burning rubber." XD
Note for UK viewers - OP meant 'bags of thin potato crisps' not fried potato chunks. Which also explains the lack of fish ...
In NZ "fries" and "chips" can be interchangeable terms, although some would argue "fries" are more likely to be shoestring and "chips" are chunkier. But "chips" and "crisps" also interchangeable. If you say "potato chips" you are more likely to be referring to crisps than fries. We are very inclusive with our fried potato products. However, wedges are wedges.
... then I'll take my pet unicorn for a walk on every beach in Kansas ...
Geez, I did not get that at all. Thank you Robert
Load More Replies...Actually, I have trauma from when I almost drowned when I was eight. My uncle sloooooooooooooooooooooowly got up from his chair, sloooooooooooooooooooooowly walked over, and got me out of the pool. I was two seconds away from drowning, and had gone under at least five or six times. I swallowed a ton of chlorinated water, too. I was really afraid to swim at all for years after that, but now that I know how to swim, I love it. (Though I can't understand how anyone can possibly go underwater without plugging their nose. Could someone please explain?)
Think of very slowly blowing air out of your nose all the time. It keeps the pressure up and prevents water getting in. Won't work if you hit the water hard feet first.
Load More Replies...I faced the corner of the pool at Girl Scout Camp and cried. I was eight years old and it was my first time away from home. My parents finally came and got me.
This line is from Macbeth, it's when Lady Macduff and her family get m******d. It's not the line that's important, it's the scene it's part of. Specifically, a scene that started funny ends with an entire castle dying.
I didn't realise that English teachers taught "Lame insults 101" but it fits, I suppose
It was mostly hor_ny Na_zis in my used textbooks. Kids before me were weird, and not in a good way :P
I got a history book full of satanic imagery, symbols and chants 😅 I wasn't sure whether I got it from the biggest edgelord or if I should just dip it in holy water.
Load More Replies...And now let's test this incredibly rare and expensive ps5 by drop kicking it out a window, what a surprise , it broke!
We'll put one in a washing machine for the LOLs and views.
Load More Replies...Honestly, it should be illegal to own more than one of the exact same personal console when they're sold out everywhere else. (joking)
"...flirting with someone you couldn't possibly be interested in is the worst sort of cruelty."
Load More Replies...The whole tipping culture in the usa is so weird, make employers pay them a living wage and stop demanding customers to fill the gap. Where i live a tip is like a gift the customers can give you if they liked your service, it's not something you need to be able to pay the bills, your wage should cover that.
98% of Americans agree with you. The rest are servers. They "complain" about making less than minimum wage and how they should be paid at least minimum wage. Then when speaking amongst themselves, they laugh at everyone making minimum wage because with tips, they make over 3 times minimum wage and most of it is cash so it not taxed. No server would go on official record as wanting to do away with the tipping system. They'd lose too much money!
Load More Replies...This, gun culture and the orange one are the reasons I won’t ever visit ‘merica again. My apologies to the good people there.
Thank you for recognizing we exist. We are having a very hard time right now.
Load More Replies...I know no Pandas want to visit the US these days, but please, if you do, budget a tip of 20% for sit-down meals even if you think it's weird and stupid. Your standing on principle will not change anything and just f*cks over a hard worker. This is assuming the server did nothing wrong (and please recognize that many things in busy restaurant environments are out of their control).
I look at it this way, the price of the food in a restaurant is actually 20% higher than stated on the menu. So the wife and I quit eating out and enjoy our meals at home. Of course this isn't possible when travelling but it is budgeted for.
Standard tip for just doing your job is 15%, it goes up to 20% for exceptional service. For 25%, you'd have to do something REALLY special... like do my taxes for me.
No way am I tipping 25% - please let’s not make that a thing here!
Load More Replies...🎶I didn't want to hurt you, baby, I didn't want to hurt you, but you're pretty when you cry🎶
So many ads today on BP!! Almost more ads than content 😡
Load More Replies...So BP, you start out the post emphasizeing how stressed everyone is these days, then you launch into why AI is probably better than humans at... everything. Gee, that helps us feel soooooo much better.
Great pages. I don't even go to the next page. Makes the lists shorter especially when there are like a hundred images. F**k you bp
So many ads today on BP!! Almost more ads than content 😡
Load More Replies...So BP, you start out the post emphasizeing how stressed everyone is these days, then you launch into why AI is probably better than humans at... everything. Gee, that helps us feel soooooo much better.
Great pages. I don't even go to the next page. Makes the lists shorter especially when there are like a hundred images. F**k you bp
