that's actually sweet

All teachers, grade school through university, should be tested on the subjects they will be teaching AND general knowledge ( thinking of the teacher who insisted a bat was a bird) IMHO.

That's actually really clever

😂 gold

UNO REVERSE CARD!!!

Awwww

I'm the child of an alcoholic, so I don't drink. I feel this on a spiritual level.

Please be safe running at night, just saying. But love it.

Quickly! 3 x 23!

If you agree, make sure you legally adopt the child. Otherwise, when he is older and earning, they won't be able to force him to give them money. Even more so, if he became famous for something.

If you don't want your nude photos on the internet, don't pose for them and don't allow your boyfriend to take them. People can't publish your nudes if they don't exist.

As a Demisexual; YES.

get off Tinder... Give yourself better standards.... I met plenty of guys who wanted a relationship off the apps. Gotta be on the right app and choose your guys carefully. Most are still psychos though, lol.

So true. On apps like tinder, when you try and have a nice conversation with someone and then it just takes a turn and it’s like “so you wanna bang?” Not always, but some people on those apps just aren’t good.

As a homoromantic ace, I feel this!

Been there- no wait I still am.

I know exactly how you feel, not in college, but I woiuld like this too

I know it's a girl posting. They always use the word cute for everything. Men want sex even the ones that want love. It's how they're made. Just like women are so vain and want money to buy hundreds of shoes and purses

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I feel this but sometimes you get winners! Met my husband on bumble and we’ve been together 3 years. Engaged for 2 married for 1 and we have a baby boy. It can happen!

Yeah no lower that sevens.

*clap*clap*clap*clap* (with my hands not your cheeks)

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You want a friend, not a lover

Gee, maybe you should have asked first?

Just call yourself a gamer. Gamer girl is so weird. No one ever says gamer boy.

Don't get a puppy unless you can handle it. You might not be able to be sad with a puppy, but a puppy can be sad with a human.

future politician

So you found a healthy relationship and weeded out the false friends. Win win

I'm not sure how this is mastering hotels. some hotels don't offer twin rooms with queens, but single twin beds so you end up with a way smaller bed.

Alcoholics don't remember the trauma they cause but you do and it's hard to overcome.

Accept you fu*ked up?

I read this wrong and thought the delivery guy was your cousin, my gosh 😅😂 Dinner could've been way more awkward

It's a shame you can't measure character on a doorframe.

My dad was doing a mock speech in his theology class, he passed out coincidentally at "you lie me down in green pastures..." His dumb MFing class thought it was part of his speech and sat watching him for 10 minutes.

Understand.

Tell your girlfriend, raise your price to $25K, take the money and run... with your girlfriend.

1. If you wanted to lose weight, it’s great that you did and you should’ve been doing this for yourself not for a crush or to fit into a single shirt. 2. This girl owed you absolutely nothing. If your best friend knew about the crush Maybe you should be talking to them? People have different Thoughts about this but I would never go after one of my friends’ crushes. Just because you lost 25 pounds, or 100, or whatever; she is not the prize. 3. If you are proud of the weight loss, be proud and be happy and that is its own reward. you don’t get your crush as reward for doing something for yourself. 4. If you had to lose a bunch of weight to fit into a shirt, it was probably pretty obvious when she gave it to you that it didn’t fit. Kind of jerky, not very considerate. As someone who has had a grandparent give me obviously too small clothes (And obviously way too big clothes) to try to humiliate me into weight loss- That says something about her as a person.

What a terrible thing to do - to even think about!

I’m sorry! Take a bit do cake and smush it up is @$$ then go home (or kick him out of ur house idk) and eat the rest to the cake while enjoying his presents.

EWW!! but hey....atleast you like it!