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In the late 15th century, in the heart of Yemen, the first use of coffee as we know it was documented. It was used by Sufi monasteries and was to be imbibed as a form of spiritual intoxication. While its status as a symbol of wealth is, thankfully, long gone, the spiritual intoxication part remains. And you know what else, besides coffee, might give a person a certain spiritual intoxication? A pun! And what do you get when you mix these two ethereal things together? A coffee pun! And that’s exactly our topic of the day, so brew yourself a cup of moonless midnight and check out the beverage puns below.
As with anything in life, there are always two kinds of people - those who shower in the morning and those who shower at night. Then there are those who squirt ketchup straight on fries and the other kind who dip them. There, of course, are people that choose tea instead of coffee, but in our opinion, they just don’t know what they’re missing. Also, don’t forget the division between pun-lovers and pun-haters! A fierce competition of proving they’re right between those two! However, with our silly puns article, we hope to unite all these groups in one shared gale of laughter. Just a simple wish, truly.
Yet, if wishes were horses, I’d be drinking coffee now, so let’s just skip right to the cute puns here. The beans have already been spilled, so all you have to do now is check them out for yourself! As per usual, don’t forget to vote for the best coffee puns and share this article with your caffeinated compadres.
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#2
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before?
Déja-brew.
#6
"Someone stole my coffee cup from the office today, so I'm just on my way down to the police station to look at some mug shots."
#7
What do you call a bear that makes coffee?
A bearista.
#8
What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married?
We’re meant to bean together!
#10
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
Their friendship came to a bitter end.
#14
"My coffee tasted like mud this morning, but when I asked the barista why that may be she said it was only ground a few minutes ago."
#17
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee?
I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!
#18
What’s the highest-charting holiday Christmas song in U.S.?
All I Want For Christmas Is Brew.
#25
What’s its favorite Bob Marley song?
Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
#35
Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
#44
Discussions between two coffee amateurs can very quickly turn into a strong and heated debate.
#46
"I was drinking my coffee in my slippers this morning, and I thought, I really must wash some mugs."
#47
"I read that on average we spend more money on coffee than educating our children. How do we sleep at night?"
#49
"I read a book about the origin of lattes and cappuccinos the other day, but it was all froth and no substance."
#57
How did the coffee show its love?
It said, “Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me!”
#69
“Excuse me while I kiss the chai.” – This Jimi Hendrix song is often misheard as “excuse me while I kiss this guy” – but what if it was about coffee instead?
#80
Hipsters love coffee but they always burn their tongues on them: they insist on drinking it before it is cool.
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