We think there’s never enough coffee humor to go around because we firmly believe that coffee can improve everything. After all, a cup of coffee perks you up, keeps you sane and sets you up on the right track for the day. In moderation, coffee can be an elixir for happier mornings.
If you are a coffee humor fan, the many coffee jokes and memes waiting for you are below. We compiled relatable memes to celebrate all coffee enthusiasts and their love affair with coffee.
Now, take a “sip” from 67 funny coffee memes that people who love coffee will undoubtedly relate to. Get a good laugh, upvote your favorite ones, and forward these coffee memes to your best brew buddies.
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Pro Tip: Date a Barista for Free Coffee
“Enjoy Your Espresso in Peace”
Coffee on the Rocks
A Brief History of Coffee
Coffee originated in the 9th century when goat herders noticed how caffeine affected their goats, which appeared to “dance” after eating the fruit of the Coffea plant, according to Amanda Hawkins and Caroline Picard in an article for Good Housekeeping in 2018 (1).
When a local monk observed what happened to the goat, he made a drink with the produce and found that it kept him awake at night. Thus, the original cup of coffee was born — a mark that belongs to Coffee’s Hall of Fame.
Brain Wants More Brew
The Caffeine High
“Latte Withoot Milk”
The Trick To Keeping Your Coffee Warm
If you like savoring a warm cup of coffee at work or waking up in the morning to your favorite mug simmering with your brew of choice, it’ll help to know how to keep your coffee hot for longer. The trick? Add cream.
According to Nathan Myhrvold, founder of Modernist Cuisine, coffee with cream cools about 20% slower than black coffee (2).
Black coffee is darker, and dark colors absorb heat faster than light colors (like wearing a black T-shirt on a sweltering hot day). But that catch is this: As much as dark colors absorb heat faster, they also emit heat faster than light colors. By lightening the color of your coffee, you slightly slow down its rate of heat loss, keeping your lighter coffee warmer for longer.
Myrvhold adds that adding cream also thickens coffee, so it evaporates slower. Slowing down the rate of evaporation helps your coffee cup avoid a lot of that heat loss.
“When Nine Cups of Coffee Take You to Another Dimension”
“When You Accidentally Create a Hipster Ant Colony”
Is Caffeine Sensitivity a Real Thing?
Caffeine Sensitivity is the threshold for coffee intake. It refers to the amount of caffeine that will affect someone, explains Dr. Mary L. Gavin in a 2022 story that ran on Kids Health (3).
One’s coffee threshold usually depends on the drinker’s physical size. Usually, the smaller the person, the less caffeine is needed to produce effects, says Gavin. However, regular coffee intake also affects caffeine sensitivity. Over time, coffee addicts become less sensitive to the impact. So, if you regularly down several mugs of brew, you’ll need more caffeine to feel the same hit.
“Mommy Is Lava!”
My Water Intake
Coffee Makes Houseplants Run Dry
One Sip of Coffee, and the “Internal Alarm” Goes Off
Fueling Up on Empty
“Me Every Morning”
“My Brain Hears It Differently”
“That Moment When Coffee Machine Picks a Fight”
“Soup of the Day”
Home-Style Starbucks
A Hug Is Like a Cup of Coffee
can i have a large cup of... both? stirred, not shaken, thanks.
Warning: Drinking May Enhance Your Senses
“It’s a Depresso”
"When You Expect Energy from Coffee but Only Get Anxiety"
New Year Resolutions
There’s Always Time for Coffee
Nothing like walking into an important meeting 10 minutes late holding a fresh latte saying "sorry traffic was brutal"
“How Coffee Was Discovered”
Wrong :) coffee was invented by an African group when they observed animals eating from a particular bush and they seemed to have more energy.
“Coffee Calms Me Down”
Instant Laxative
When Your Co-worker Pops Your Coffee “Bubble”
“How I Choose People I Love”
Coffee first. Laugh later. Think much much later. Need a about 3 more coffees for that.
“When You Really Needed Your Coffee Fix”
“Not Addicted, Just Dependent”
I love how worldwide we decided that caffeine is the one addiction that's acceptable to have
The “Forbidden” Bean
To be fair, the plant did this to be successful at surviving until reproduction (as that is evolution's entire goal), and we helped it become very successful by planting millions of them
Existential Coffee Questions
If I see three bottom of my coffee cup, the only question on my mind is when can I get more
“Yawn — a Silent Scream for Coffee”
POV: Your Coffee Mug on the Fifth Day
“When You Try to Exchange Your Child for Coffee”
“Calming the Beasts with Some Iced Coffee”
“When You’re So Into Coffee”
Coffee is Happiness in a Cup
The Taste of Microwave Coffee
“When Coffee Orders Get Lost in Translation”
“When Adults Need Coffee Just to Keep Up with Kids' Natural Energy”
“Bladder Full!”
“I Don’t Think I Will”
“Café Syrups Not Hand Sanitizers”
“When Caffeine Is Literally Life Support“
“When You Drink the Afternoon Cup”
Lol this is why I have to stop my caffeine intake at 12pm
“Mistaking Coffee for Enthusiasm”
Parenting Hack to Enjoy Your Coffee Cup
“Testing the Theory”
“Coffee First Before Assisting Others”
Wine vs Coffee
The Iced Coffee Effect
Problem-Solving The New Espresso Machine
“Sleep is Just A Time Machine to Coffee”
“I Take Coffee with My Coffee”
Coffee Fixes Everything
“A Man of Culture”
“Funding the Caffeine Obsession with All My Money”
Polyjuice Potion is very specific. How did she get that right without measuring?
“Your Coffee is Still in the Microwave”
“Nobody Knows...”
Morning Cofee Comes with an Intense Side
Never had this happen to me :( is it because I'm chronically constipated?
“When Your Budget and Caffeine Addiction Don't See Eye to Eye”
“Stay Hydrated”
“$100 Worth of Coffee Supply”
Coffee Sweetness Is an Art
“Just a Tiny Cube...”
References
- Amanda Hawkins and Caroline Picard. “21 Surprising Coffee Facts That Will Perk Up Your Afternoon.” Good Housekeeping, December 4, 2018. | https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet-nutrition/a30303/facts-about-coffee/
- Nathan Myhrvold. “The Physics of Coffee & Cream.” Modernist Cuisine. December 12, 2012. | https://modernistcuisine.com/mc/the-physics-of-coffee-cream/#:~:text=Coffee+with+cream+cools+about,a+hot%2C+sunny+day).
- Dr. Mary L. Gavin. “Caffeine.” Kids Health, May 2022. | https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/child-caffeine.html#:~:text=Caffeine+is+classified+as+a,minimum%2C+especially+in+younger+kids.