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We think there’s never enough coffee humor to go around because we firmly believe that coffee can improve everything. After all, a cup of coffee perks you up, keeps you sane and sets you up on the right track for the day. In moderation, coffee can be an elixir for happier mornings.

If you are a coffee humor fan, the many coffee jokes and memes waiting for you are below. We compiled relatable memes to celebrate all coffee enthusiasts and their love affair with coffee. 

Now, take a “sip” from 67 funny coffee memes that people who love coffee will undoubtedly relate to. Get a good laugh, upvote your favorite ones, and forward these coffee memes to your best brew buddies. 

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    A Brief History of Coffee

    Coffee originated in the 9th century when goat herders noticed how caffeine affected their goats, which appeared to “dance” after eating the fruit of the Coffea plant, according to Amanda Hawkins and Caroline Picard in an article for Good Housekeeping in 2018 (1). 

    When a local monk observed what happened to the goat, he made a drink with the produce and found that it kept him awake at night. Thus, the original cup of coffee was born — a mark that belongs to Coffee’s Hall of Fame.

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    The Trick To Keeping Your Coffee Warm

    If you like savoring a warm cup of coffee at work or waking up in the morning to your favorite mug simmering with your brew of choice, it’ll help to know how to keep your coffee hot for longer. The trick? Add cream. 

    According to Nathan Myhrvold, founder of Modernist Cuisine, coffee with cream cools about 20% slower than black coffee (2). 

    Black coffee is darker, and dark colors absorb heat faster than light colors (like wearing a black T-shirt on a sweltering hot day). But that catch is this: As much as dark colors absorb heat faster, they also emit heat faster than light colors. By lightening the color of your coffee, you slightly slow down its rate of heat loss, keeping your lighter coffee warmer for longer. 

    Myrvhold adds that adding cream also thickens coffee, so it evaporates slower. Slowing down the rate of evaporation helps your coffee cup avoid a lot of that heat loss.

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    Is Caffeine Sensitivity a Real Thing? 

    Caffeine Sensitivity is the threshold for coffee intake. It refers to the amount of caffeine that will affect someone, explains Dr. Mary L. Gavin in a 2022 story that ran on Kids Health (3). 

    One’s coffee threshold usually depends on the drinker’s physical size. Usually, the smaller the person, the less caffeine is needed to produce effects, says Gavin. However, regular coffee intake also affects caffeine sensitivity. Over time, coffee addicts become less sensitive to the impact. So, if you regularly down several mugs of brew, you’ll need more caffeine to feel the same hit. 

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    #12

    One Sip of Coffee, and the “Internal Alarm” Goes Off

     A coffee meme featuring a scene from an animated show with a muscular fish character looking panicked in a crowded room. The text above the image reads, "Me: takes one sip of coffee My Poop:" The image below shows the character saying, "I gotta get out of here," humorously capturing the immediate effect coffee has on digestion.

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    #14

    “Me Every Morning”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Lottie-pop (@Lottie_Poppie). The tweet humorously reads, "I don’t rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best." The tweet captures the sentiment of relying on coffee to start the day, rather than feeling naturally energetic. The tweet is timestamped "6:39 AM · Aug 3, 2022," and has received over 5.4K likes.

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    “That Moment When Coffee Machine Picks a Fight”

    A coffee meme featuring a close-up image of a coffee machine's display screen that reads "Cashless failure." The text above the image humorously says, "I think the coffee machine wants to pick a fight," implying that the machine's message feels confrontational. The meme plays on the frustration of trying to get coffee from a machine that isn't cooperating.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *places hand on power cord* Call me that...One more time please..

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    "When You Expect Energy from Coffee but Only Get Anxiety"

    A coffee meme featuring a scene from a popular reality TV show where two men are standing in a shop, one speaking to the other. The text above the image reads, "Me: This coffee is going to keep me active throughout the day." Below the image, the caption humorously reads, "Best I can do is anxiety," implying that instead of providing energy, the coffee only induces anxiety. The meme plays on the common experience of drinking coffee with the expectation of increased productivity but ending up feeling anxious instead.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sighhhhh* Can you do anxiety and jitters? Coffee: *long pause* Deal.

    #24

    There’s Always Time for Coffee

    A coffee meme featuring a simple flowchart with the question at the top, "Do I have time to get coffee?" The chart branches into two options: "Yes" and "No." The "Yes" branch leads to the response "Good," while the "No" branch leads to "Oh well, doing it anyway." The meme humorously suggests that getting coffee is a priority regardless of time constraints.

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    Thom Serveaux
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like walking into an important meeting 10 minutes late holding a fresh latte saying "sorry traffic was brutal"

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    “How Coffee Was Discovered”

    A coffee meme featuring a three-panel reaction image of a young man. The text above the panels reads, "Some dude in 15th Century: 'huh, what’s this plant' eats coffee bean 'guess it’s nothing' 30 mins later:" The three panels show the man's profile, then a neutral expression, and finally a wide-eyed, shocked expression, humorously depicting the delayed reaction after consuming a coffee bean for the first time. The meme playfully imagines the discovery of coffee's stimulating effects in the 15th century.

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    Worst Cop in Britain
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong :) coffee was invented by an African group when they observed animals eating from a particular bush and they seemed to have more energy.

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    #26

    “Coffee Calms Me Down”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Britta (@britta_H2O) with two side-by-side images of a small dog wearing a pink sweater. The image on the left shows the dog baring its teeth angrily, labeled "Me without coffee." The image on the right shows the same dog smiling contentedly, labeled "Me with coffee." The meme humorously contrasts the drastic mood change before and after having coffee. The tweet is timestamped "4:42 PM · Jan 3, 2016," and has received 150 likes.

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    Instant Laxative 

    A coffee meme featuring two images side by side. The first image shows a steaming cup of coffee on a countertop. The second image has the same cup of coffee, but with an added cartoon figure emerging from the steam, looking powerful and intense. The text above the images reads, "I grant you the ability to poo, but you have to poo NOW!" The meme humorously captures the urgent effect coffee often has on digestion.

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    #28

    When Your Co-worker Pops Your Coffee “Bubble”

    A coffee meme featuring a scene from an animated TV show where one character, holding a clipboard, angrily tells another, "Shut up. Some of us prefer illusion to despair." The text above the image reads, "When you are super productive because of your caffeine buzz but your co-worker reminds you it’ll eventually wear off." The meme humorously depicts the fleeting nature of a caffeine-induced productivity high and the frustration of being reminded that it won't last.

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    #29

    “How I Choose People I Love”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Emily Skye (@missemilyskye). The tweet reads, "I love people who make me laugh, make me think and make me coffee. Not necessarily in that order." The tweet humorously expresses the importance of coffee in the user's life, ranking it alongside laughter and thoughtful conversation. The tweet is timestamped "9:00 AM · Dec 5, 2015," and has received 55 likes.

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    Marvin HeartofGold (she/them)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee first. Laugh later. Think much much later. Need a about 3 more coffees for that.

    #31

    “Not Addicted, Just Dependent”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Katie D (@KatieDeal99). The tweet humorously reads, "I’m not addicted to caffeine I just have to have it every day or I get a headache." The tweet playfully denies addiction while ironically describing the dependence on daily caffeine to avoid withdrawal symptoms. The tweet is timestamped "12:34 PM · Jun 1, 2022," and has received 4.4K likes.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how worldwide we decided that caffeine is the one addiction that's acceptable to have

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    The “Forbidden” Bean

    A coffee meme featuring an image of a well-known actor in a historical movie scene, holding a drink and laughing smugly. The text above the image reads, "Coffee plant: has evolved to produce caffeine to prevent it from getting eaten Humans:" The image humorously contrasts the coffee plant's natural defense mechanism with humans' love for consuming coffee, implying that humans enjoy what was meant to be a deterrent. The actor's expression adds to the humor by depicting a sense of ironic satisfaction.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the plant did this to be successful at surviving until reproduction (as that is evolution's entire goal), and we helped it become very successful by planting millions of them

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    Existential Coffee Questions

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by NotTHATSheila (@peb671). The tweet humorously reads, "Every morning I find myself staring into the bottom of my coffee cup & pondering the important questions. Questions like 'Why am I awake?'" The tweet captures the feeling of existential contemplation that often accompanies the first cup of coffee in the morning. The tweet is timestamped "1:21 PM · Apr 23, 2015," and has received 132 likes.

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    Hugh Richardson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see three bottom of my coffee cup, the only question on my mind is when can I get more

    #34

    “Yawn — a Silent Scream for Coffee”

    A coffee meme featuring a framed sign that humorously defines the word "Yawn" as "[Yon] Verb: A silent scream for coffee." The meme playfully suggests that yawning is a way of expressing the need for coffee, likening it to a cry for help in the form of caffeine.

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    #36

    “When You Try to Exchange Your Child for Coffee”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Amy Dillon (@amydillon). The tweet humorously reads, "'Is a child not worth more than a cup of coffee?' I ask the barista when I realize I left my wallet at home and she refuses my trade." The tweet plays on the desperation of someone who needs their coffee but forgot their wallet, humorously suggesting offering a child as a trade. The tweet is timestamped "2:43 PM · Jan 23, 2015," and has received 46 likes.

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    #37

    “Calming the Beasts with Some Iced Coffee”

    A coffee meme featuring a scene where a small knight is facing a multi-headed hydra. The heads of the hydra are labeled with negative traits like "Bad Attitude," "Being Annoyed Easily," "Laziness," "Quitting My Job," and "Low Productivity." The small knight is labeled "Me and My Iced Coffee." The meme humorously depicts the idea of battling multiple challenges in life, with iced coffee as the knight's only defense.

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    #38

    “When You’re So Into Coffee”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Beersuds (@beersuds). The tweet humorously reads, "SO I'M INTO COFFEE NOW AND I'VE HAD 4 CUPS TODAY AND I LOVE IT AND THERE'S A HIGH PITCH RINGING IN MY HEAD I FORGOT TO BLINK FOR 5 MINUTES A." The all-caps text and frantic tone convey the over-caffeinated state of the writer, exaggerating the effects of too much coffee. The tweet is timestamped "12:29 AM · Dec 5, 2015," and has received 29 likes.

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    Coffee is Happiness in a Cup

    A coffee meme featuring a top-down view of a coffee cup with the foam forming a smiley face. The text above the image reads, "When life sucks but your coffee cheers you up." The meme humorously highlights the comforting and mood-lifting effect of a good cup of coffee, even when things aren't going well.

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    “When Coffee Orders Get Lost in Translation”

    A coffee meme using a scene from a movie. A man defiantly says, "I will not pay the bill." Another man responds, "Why not? You ordered 42 coffees." The first man clarifies, "I said, 4 tea, 2 coffees." The final panel shows the man being restrained by others, likely due to the misunderstanding. The meme humorously plays on the common mix-up between spoken words, especially when ordering beverages like coffee.

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    “When Adults Need Coffee Just to Keep Up with Kids' Natural Energy”

    A coffee meme featuring a two-panel scene from an animated show. In the first panel, a character labeled "children" looks at two jets labeled "adults drinking coffee" flying by. In the second panel, the character, now with a frustrated expression, says, "Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our energy levels!" The meme humorously contrasts the natural energy of children with the effort adults must put in, using coffee, to match it.

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    #44

    “I Don’t Think I Will”

    A coffee meme featuring an image of an older man with a determined expression. The text above reads, "Friend: You should really try cutting back on coffee." Below the image, the man responds, "No I don't think I will," emphasizing a strong refusal to give up or reduce coffee consumption. The meme humorously captures the reluctance of coffee lovers to cut down on their favorite beverage.

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    #45

    “Café Syrups Not Hand Sanitizers”

    A coffee meme featuring a sign in a café that reads, "These Are Café Syrups Not Hand Sanitizer" in bold, black text on a bright yellow background. The sign is placed in front of syrup dispensers that might be mistaken for hand sanitizer pumps. The meme humorously points out the potential confusion between the two, especially in an era where hand sanitizer is commonly used.

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    #47

    “When You Drink the Afternoon Cup”

     A coffee meme featuring a tweet by Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett). The tweet humorously reads, "ME: Why can't I sleep? CUP OF COFFEE FROM 3 PM: I think you should suddenly remember a really dumb thing you said in 2004." The tweet captures the relatable experience of late-night anxiety, exacerbated by the effects of a late afternoon coffee. The tweet is timestamped "6:15 AM · May 16, 2016," and has received 1.4K likes.

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    “Mistaking Coffee for Enthusiasm”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet from Donna McCoy that reads, "I keep mistaking coffee for enthusiasm." The tweet humorously suggests that the energy boost from coffee is often confused with genuine excitement.

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    #49

    Parenting Hack to Enjoy Your Coffee Cup

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet from a user named "Not the Nanny." The tweet humorously describes a parenting trick: "I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket. Follow me for more parenting hacks." The meme highlights the lengths parents might go to for a quiet moment to enjoy their coffee.

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    #50

    “Testing the Theory”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet that reads, "‘Iced coffee and a vacation won’t solve all your problems’. Ok, I would like to find out for myself personally." The tweet humorously suggests that the speaker is eager to see if iced coffee and a vacation could indeed solve their problems, despite knowing it might not be a perfect solution.

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    #51

    “Coffee First Before Assisting Others”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet that reads, "Coffee is the oxygen mask I strap on myself before assisting others." The tweet humorously compares coffee to an oxygen mask, emphasizing its importance in the user's daily routine and suggesting that coffee is essential for functioning and helping others.

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    #52

    Wine vs Coffee

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet from Aparna Nancherla that reads, "'What problems?' - wine. 'THESE PROBLEMS!!!' - coffee." The tweet humorously contrasts how wine and coffee might personify their effects on dealing with problems.

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    #54

    Problem-Solving The New Espresso Machine

    A coffee meme featuring SpongeBob SquarePants with a scruffy beard, standing in front of a complex chalkboard filled with equations. The text above reads, "Me trying to set the autobrew feature on my new Espresso Machine," humorously depicting the challenge of using advanced coffee machine settings.

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    #55

    “Sleep is Just A Time Machine to Coffee”

    A coffee meme featuring Lisa Simpson giving a presentation. The slide behind her reads, "Sleep is just a time machine to coffee," humorously suggesting that sleep is simply a way to fast-forward to the next cup of coffee.

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    #57

    Coffee Fixes Everything

    A coffee meme using the popular Flex Tape format. The top image shows a man labeled "You" next to a leaking tank labeled "Tiredness." The bottom image shows the man applying Flex Tape, labeled "Coffee," over the leak, humorously suggesting that coffee is the quick fix for tiredness.

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    #59

    “Funding the Caffeine Obsession with All My Money”

    A coffee meme featuring Hermione Granger from Harry Potter brewing a potion. The image is labeled with "Me" above Hermione, "All of my money" on the ingredient she is pouring, and "Caffeine Obsession" on the cauldron. The meme humorously illustrates the idea of spending all money on a caffeine obsession.

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    “Nobody Knows...”

    A coffee meme featuring a tweet from Amanda Catherine that reads, "Ordering an iced coffee is like a game... Are you gonna get a super bitter watery coffee? An overly sweet coffee with too much ice??? Or will you get lucky and get one that’s made just right????? Nobody knows." The tweet humorously describes the unpredictability of ordering iced coffee.

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    Morning Cofee Comes with an Intense Side

    A coffee meme featuring a scene from a horror movie where a man is closely followed by a demonic figure. The text on the man's forehead reads, "Me trying to have a peaceful cup of coffee in the morning," while the text on the demon reads, "Poop," humorously depicting how interruptions can ruin a morning coffee moment.

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    “$100 Worth of Coffee Supply”

    A coffee meme featuring a woman crying in a car. The text above reads, "Me driving home from the store with $100 worth of coffee beans knowing they’ll last me like 6 days," humorously illustrating the emotional struggle of spending a lot on coffee that won't last long.

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    Coffee Sweetness Is an Art

    A coffee meme featuring the famous "Salt Bae" image of a man sprinkling salt with flair. The text above reads, "Adding the perfect amount of sugar to your cold brew," humorously depicting the precision and care some people take when sweetening their coffee.

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    References


    1. Amanda Hawkins and Caroline Picard. “21 Surprising Coffee Facts That Will Perk Up Your Afternoon.” Good Housekeeping, December 4, 2018. | https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet-nutrition/a30303/facts-about-coffee/
    2. Nathan Myhrvold. “The Physics of Coffee & Cream.” Modernist Cuisine. December 12, 2012. | https://modernistcuisine.com/mc/the-physics-of-coffee-cream/#:~:text=Coffee+with+cream+cools+about,a+hot%2C+sunny+day).
    3. Dr. Mary L. Gavin. “Caffeine.” Kids Health, May 2022. | https://kidshealth.org/en/parents/child-caffeine.html#:~:text=Caffeine+is+classified+as+a,minimum%2C+especially+in+younger+kids.
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