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64 Unforgettable Clueless Quotes That Should Definitely Make a Comeback

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Clueless, the iconic 1995 teen comedy, not only gifted us with unforgettable fashion moments but also a treasure trove of catchy quotes that have stood the test of time. Let’s take a trip down memory lane with Clueless quotes!

Who can forget Cher Horowitz’s perfectly clueless catchphrases? Few cinematic moments are more satisfying than watching the sassy Cher say “Ugh, as if!” It was an anthem of the ’90s. And still fits perfectly whenever you need a sassy retort.

And let’s not forget one of the best Clueless movie quotes: “She’s a full-on Monet.” That’s an astute observation for a 15-year-old reminding us that things aren’t always as they seem.

The best Cher quotes from the movie Clueless have given us an entire glossary of sass: There’s “Baldwin” (a good-looking guy), “Jeepin'” (making out in a car), and “Totally buggin’” (shock and denial at discovering something unexpected). Even decades later, these phrases still pop up and remind us of a time when plaid skirts, knee-high socks, and oversized cell phones reigned supreme.

The best thing about Clueless movie quotes is that they’re not only entertaining but also reflect the quirks of teenage life perfectly. They remind you not to take yourself too seriously and to embrace the absurdity of life. So, get ready to dive into these quotes from Clueless movie and refill your arsenal of catchy one-liners. “We’re rollin’ with the homies” now.

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#1

Cher wearing white shirt “Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.” - Cher

24points

#2

Dionne smiling wearing white and black hat with rose Cher: “Would you call me selfish?”
Dionne: “No, not to your face.”

23points

#3

Cher wearing white dress Mel: "What the hell is that?"
Cher: "A dress."
Mel: "Says who?"
Cher: "Calvin Klein."

23points

Joshua David 1 year ago

I saw this movie in the theater opening night and I always thought Christian was a low-rent Jason Priestley knock off. Still do.

1point

#4

Cher wearing red dress Cher: “If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, OK Ask her questions.”
Elton: “What’s seven times seven?”
Cher: “Stuff she knows!”

20points

Noname 1 year ago

😂😂😂

3points

#5

Cher talking on the phone Mel: “Do you know what time it is?”
Cher: “A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit, Daddy.”

20points

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#6

Cher driving white car Cher: "You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?"
DMV Tester: "Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV."

19points

#7

Tai wearing pink shirt “You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” - Tai

17points

Channon Doughty 1 year ago

I miss you girl!

5points

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#8

Cher and Josh talking Cher: "I want to do something for humanity."
Josh: "How about sterilization?"

17points

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#9

Cher wearing red dress “Do you prefer fashion victim or ensembly challenged?” - Cher

15points

#10

Christian wearing black shirt “He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?” - Cher

15points

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#11

White car passing through the Stop sign Dionne: “Hello? There was a stop sign.”
Cher: “I totally paused.”

15points

#12

Murray wearing green baseball hat “OK, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.” - Murray

15points

SheHulk 1 year ago

Turkelton!

0points

#13

Josh and Mel working on papers "What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?" - Mel

15points

Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

“Hey you [pointing at Christian]! Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.” BEST line in the movie. I have used it myself, as it lends itself really well to all manner of circumstances.

3points

#14

Murray wearing black hat “He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?” - Murray

14points

#15

Cher wearing yellow outfit “Ugh, as if!” — Cher

14points

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#16

Dionne smiling wearing white and black hat with rose “Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” - Cher

13points

#17

Mel and Cher talking Mel: "Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again."
Cher: "They ARE your parents."

13points

#18

Dionne and Cher in the store “Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyer’s remorse or something?” -Dionne

12points

#19

White house with big columns “Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.” - Cher

12points

#20

Cher, Amber and Dionne at the gym classes “My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls are flying at my nose.” - Amber

12points

Huddo's sister 1 year ago

Followed by: "Well, there goes your social life."- Dionne

11points

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#21

Mr. Hall pulling the student out of the window Mr.Hall: [as Travis goes to jump out window] And could the suicide attempts PLEASE be postponed until the next period?

12points

#22

Tai and the rest of the girls smiling "Sh*t, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!" - Tai

12points

#23

Tai and Dionne on a couch [In regards to losing her virginity]
“You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.” - Cher

11points

#24

Josh wearing black t-shirt “Oh, that’s good. You don’t want to be the last one at the coffeehouse without chin pubes.” - Cher

11points

#25

Tai wearing pink skirt “No, she’s a full-on Monet. It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess” - Cher

11points

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#26

Travis wearing green shirt “I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid, and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonald’s who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy.” - Travis Birkenstock

10points

#27

Tai crying “If I’m too good for him, then how come I’m not with him?” - Tai

10points

#28

Cher serving tea to Mel Mel: “You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?”
Cher: “Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?”
Mel: “Honey, I couldn’t be happier than if they were based on real grades.”

10points

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#29

Cher wearing black looks grumpy “I’m not a prude, I’m just highly selective.” - Cher

10points

#30

Josh and Cher talking Josh: "I can't believe I'm taking advice from someone who watches cartoons."
Cher: "That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential."

10points

sturmwesen 1 year ago

she is not wrong

3points

#31

Cher and Tai talking Tai: "How do you know if we're doing it sporadically?"
Cher: "That's another thing, Tai. We've got to work on your accent and vocabulary. Sporadically. It means once in a while. Try to use it in a sentence."
[couple of minutes later]
Josh: "Be seeing you."
Tai: "Yeah, I hope not sporadically."

10points

#32

Amber wearing black outfit “Whatever.” - Amber

9points

#33

Cher and Dionne in the car “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” - Cher

9points

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#34

Cher and Dionne talking with Murray “I do not wear polyester hair, OK? Unlike some people I know, like Shawana.” - Dionne

9points

#35

Cher talking on the phone “Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.” - Cher

9points

#36

Cher wearing white t-shirt “Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I’ve worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree Gum.” - Cher

9points

StrangeOne 1 year ago

"Well, you've certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now hit the ball."

4points

#37

Cher on the backseat of a car “I feel like such a bonehead.” - Cher

9points

#38

Tai smiling “Rollin’ with the homies.” - Tai

9points

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#39

Cher wearing red dress “I don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?” - Cher

9points

#40

Dionne driving “Oh my god, I am totally buggin’.” - Cher

9points

#41

Dionne and Cher talking “So OK, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.” - Cher

9points

#42

Cher, Josh and Heather in the car Heather: "It's just like Hamlet said, 'To thine own self be true.'"
Cher: "Hamlet didn't say that."
Heather: "I think I remember Hamlet accurately."
Cher: "Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."

9points

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#43

Josh and Cher smilling Josh: "Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?"
Cher: "Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are."
Josh: "Stop it, you're making me blush."

9points

#44

Cher looking in the mirror "Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter." - Cher

9points

#45

Cher and Josh on the couch [while watching news about a war in Bosnia]
Josh: "You look confused."
Cher: "Well, I thought they declared peace in the Middle East."

9points

#46

Murray wearing green hat “Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me ‘woman.’” - Dionne

8points

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#47

Tai holding a flower “Cher, I don’t want to do this anymore. And my buns, they don’t feel nothin’ like steel.” - Tai

8points

#48

Cher looks upset “That was way harsh, Tai.” - Cher

8points

#49

Cher wearing yellow shirt “Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period… I got a C in debate?” - Cher

8points

#50

Cher, Dionne and Tai talking “She could be a farmer in those clothes.” - Amber

8points

#51

Cher wearing yellow outfit “Wasn’t my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.” - Cher

8points

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#52

Tai and Josh talking Cher: "Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances."
Christian: "I can see why."

8points

#53

Cher looks upset Mel: "Where are you?"
Cher: "I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's."
Mel: "Where, in Kuwait?"
Cher: "Is that in the valley?"

8points

#54

Josh and Cher talking Josh: "Do you have any idea what you're talking about?"
Cher: "No. Why, does it sound like I do?"

8points

#55

Cher is on the phone "Is my son there, cleaning out your refrigerator?" - Gail

8points

#56

Cher, Mel and Tai dinning Cher: "Hi, Daddy, this is my friend, Tai."
Mel: "Get out of my chair!"

8points

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#57

Cher wearing red jacket “It’s like that book I read in the ninth grade that said, ‘Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people.'” - Cher

7points

#58

Cher and Josh in the car Josh: “Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.”
Cher: “I am. You try driving in platforms.”

7points

#59

Cher and Josh in the car “You are a snob and a half.” — Cher

7points

#60

Cher wearing white shirt “OK, so he is kind of a Baldwin.” - Cher

7points

#61

Josh and Cher working together Josh: "You look like Pippi Longstocking."
Cher: "Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?"
Josh: "Someone Mel Gibson never played."

7points

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#62

Cher picking out the outfit "So OK, you're probably thinking, "Is this, like a Noxzema commercial, or what?!" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. I mean I get up, I brush my teeth, and I pick out my school clothes." - Cher

7points

#63

Cher driving the car “You been jeepin’ around behind my back?” - Murray

6points

#64

Josh and Cher dinning Mel: “Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter.”
Josh: “I don’t think so.”
Mel: “Doesn’t he look bigger?”
Cher: “His head does.”

6points

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Joshua David 1 year ago

I used to listen to the soundtrack religiously and recite the whole movie in my head to song.

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JoRhianna 1 year ago

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MoMcB 1 year ago

Yet here you are

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Joshua David 1 year ago

I used to listen to the soundtrack religiously and recite the whole movie in my head to song.

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