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Clueless, the iconic 1995 teen comedy, not only gifted us with unforgettable fashion moments but also a treasure trove of catchy quotes that have stood the test of time. Let’s take a trip down memory lane with Clueless quotes!
Who can forget Cher Horowitz’s perfectly clueless catchphrases? Few cinematic moments are more satisfying than watching the sassy Cher say “Ugh, as if!” It was an anthem of the ’90s. And still fits perfectly whenever you need a sassy retort.
And let’s not forget one of the best Clueless movie quotes: “She’s a full-on Monet.” That’s an astute observation for a 15-year-old reminding us that things aren’t always as they seem.
The best Cher quotes from the movie Clueless have given us an entire glossary of sass: There’s “Baldwin” (a good-looking guy), “Jeepin'” (making out in a car), and “Totally buggin’” (shock and denial at discovering something unexpected). Even decades later, these phrases still pop up and remind us of a time when plaid skirts, knee-high socks, and oversized cell phones reigned supreme.
The best thing about Clueless movie quotes is that they’re not only entertaining but also reflect the quirks of teenage life perfectly. They remind you not to take yourself too seriously and to embrace the absurdity of life. So, get ready to dive into these quotes from Clueless movie and refill your arsenal of catchy one-liners. “We’re rollin’ with the homies” now.
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#1
“Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.” - Cher
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#3
Mel: "What the hell is that?"
Cher: "A dress."
Mel: "Says who?"
Cher: "Calvin Klein."
Joshua David 1 year ago
I saw this movie in the theater opening night and I always thought Christian was a low-rent Jason Priestley knock off. Still do.
#4
Cher: “If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, OK Ask her questions.”
Elton: “What’s seven times seven?”
Cher: “Stuff she knows!”
#5
Mel: “Do you know what time it is?”
Cher: “A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit, Daddy.”
#6
Cher: "You can't be the absolute and final word on drivers' licenses?"
DMV Tester: "Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV."
#7
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.” - Tai
#12
“OK, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.” - Murray
#13
"What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?" - Mel
Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)
“Hey you [pointing at Christian]! Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.” BEST line in the movie. I have used it myself, as it lends itself really well to all manner of circumstances.
#14
“He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?” - Murray
#16
“Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials.” - Cher
#17
Mel: "Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again."
Cher: "They ARE your parents."
#20
“My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls are flying at my nose.” - Amber
What do you think ?
Joshua David 1 year ago
I used to listen to the soundtrack religiously and recite the whole movie in my head to song.
Joshua David 1 year ago
I used to listen to the soundtrack religiously and recite the whole movie in my head to song.
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