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A looming entity, shrouded in screaming color, stands guard in a corner with its back turned to you. Slowly, they turn around, and before your brain understands what it sees, your eyes catch the horrible, terribly dreadful image of a face as a white death mask, accentuated by a ruby-red snarl and eyebrows worthy of a Persian princess. Before you know it, the entity conjures up a dove straight out of their ear, releases it, and poof! It’s gone! The terrible nightmare is gone! And that, folks, although a very pop-culturesque image, is no way of seeing clowns. After all, with a profession as old as theirs, they sure deserve some respect and a clown joke or two. We’ll remind you that this is our usual way to show how much we like a subject - by creating an article full of funny jokes about it!
So, this article, full of jokes about clowns, won’t touch on the horror picture image we described at the beginning of this text. On the contrary! These truly funny clown jokes will talk about the rubber-like qualities of their bodies (yes, the classic blunder of a clown car), their Rudolf-channeling red noses, their incredibly large shoes capable of accommodating baby goats, and their slapstick comedy. All in all, it’s a very well-rounded selection of funny clown jokes, talking about each and every aspect of their working lives. Of course, don’t expect these silly jokes to be too serious; they are about clowns, after all!
Now, honk your nose three times and pull your fingers out from under your suspenders - there’s some scrolling to be done! As you well know, the cool jokes are just a smidgen down below, and once you are there, be sure to rank them on a scale from one to clown. Once that is all done, share the best jokes with your friends!
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#1
What do you get when you boil a clown?
Laughing stock.
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#2
"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming."
#3
"My wife dated a clown before we started going out.
I had some big shoes to fill."
#4
What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown?
When the clown is IT.
#5
"My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown.
It was so upsetting that I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle."
#6
"I don’t like that clown from IT.
He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers."
#10
Why did the clown get fired from his job?
Because he was fooling everyone.
#12
"My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns.
I’m not certain, but I think he means IT."
#14
Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon?
Because of inflation, he could not buy it.
#19
How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife?
“Meet Patty!”
#20
What was the reason behind the clown throwing his clock out of the window?
He wanted to see whether time flies.
#22
What material are clown costumes made of?
Poly Jester.
#23
You’re going to clown college?
You can’t be serious.
#30
"I’m going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife.
Will she think that’s a romantic jester?"
#36
The clown was complaining about being tired all the time…
Maybe he’s juggling too many things.
#40
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone.
#43
Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on Dec. 31?
Because he had a happy new ear!
#48
"My father was the best clown of all time.
When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car."
#49
Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus?
The ringmaster made him bring it back!
#53
Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents?
Because she was really good at carpooling.
#59
Why do sharks not like to eat clowns?
Sharks don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.
#72
What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg?
The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”
#73
Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus?
He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
#94
What did the teacher say when Flint Rasmussen the rodeo clown disrupted class?
"Quit horsing around!"
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