What do you get when you boil a clown?

Laughing stock.

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"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they’re all screaming."

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i would too

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"My wife dated a clown before we started going out.

I had some big shoes to fill."

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🫠🫠🫠Yoyo the clown🫠🫠🫠

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Mine are 500000000 ft

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What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown?

When the clown is IT.

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This is one of those times where the gutter isn't the best hiding place

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"My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown.

It was so upsetting that I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle."

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"I don’t like that clown from IT.

He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers."

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What do you call a frugal clown?

Pennywise.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald’s gravestone?

McRIP.

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Why do clowns often have stiff necks?

Because they sleep funny!

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Why did the clown get fired from his job?

Because he was fooling everyone.

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Hiring him was fooling enough

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Two clown cars collided with each other last night.

Over 50 died.

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"My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns.

I’m not certain, but I think he means IT."

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What do you call a clown who hates sitting down?

A stand-up comic.

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Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon?

Because of inflation, he could not buy it.

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How deflating.

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"I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday.
Turns out, my boss was a real clown."

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What should you do if you’re attacked by a mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

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Why didn’t the clown get the job at the circus?

He just wasn’t IT.

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What did the clown sound like when he snored?

“Honk shoe, honk shoe, honk shoe.”

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How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife?

“Meet Patty!”

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does that mean that Ronald McDonald pounds the Patty

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What was the reason behind the clown throwing his clock out of the window?

He wanted to see whether time flies.

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What did the tiger call the clown?

His happy meal.

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What material are clown costumes made of?

Poly Jester.

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You’re going to clown college?

You can’t be serious.

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Like being hired by me

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Where do clowns go to get married?

Clown Hall.

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How huge was the clown’s hard drive?

100 giggle-bytes!

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What kind of illness did the clown come down with?

Juggle fever.

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Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down?

Because he could not afford the clown payments!

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What kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine?

A clown doctor.

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Why is Frankenstein such a good rodeo clown?

He can put you in stitches.

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"I’m going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife.
Will she think that’s a romantic jester?"

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Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown?

His act was always in tents!

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To get his rubber chicken from the store.

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In the circus, who can see in the dark?

Acro-bats.

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Why was the movie “Nemo” so funny?

It starred a clown fish.

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What drink does The Joker dislike most?

Socie-tea!

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The clown was complaining about being tired all the time…

Maybe he’s juggling too many things.

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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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Which city was ruled by all clowns?

Honk-konk.

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Why was the lopsided clown looking for another piece of cheese?

He only had one stilt-on!

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Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone.

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How humourus

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How do clowns graduate from clown college?

With ed-joke-ation.

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Where did the clown go after he retired?

Down Old Clown Road.

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Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on Dec. 31?

Because he had a happy new ear!

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Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter.

What a kind jester!

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What do you call a drawing of a clown?

A comedy sketch.

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What do clowns call a tremor?

A mirth-quake!

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What do you call a clown who went to jail?

A sili-con.

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"My father was the best clown of all time.

When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car."

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Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus?

The ringmaster made him bring it back!

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"My parents hired a clown for my birthday party.

But he was a real Bozo."

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How do clowns cook their eggs?

Funny side up!

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Why is the business of the circus failing?

Because people are not taking it seriously.

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Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents?

Because she was really good at carpooling.

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When do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car?

When they feel a little funny!

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Why was the clown's education a joke?

Because he was juggling with his future.

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Who do clowns love to perform with the most?

Clownfish.

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What do you name a clown who showers people with free food?

A kind jester.

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Why do clowns avoid night shows?

Because they are afraid of the 'Dark Knight.'

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Why do sharks not like to eat clowns?

Sharks don't like to eat clowns because they taste funny.

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Where do clowns go to party?

Clown Hall.

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Why was the clown staring at the soda can?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why was the clown’s education a joke?

Because he was juggling with his future.

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What did the egg say to the clown?

"You crack me up!"

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What happened when the lion ate the clown?

He felt funny!

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What song is perfect for rodeo clowns?

"Danger Zone."

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The circus clown also used to work on the trapeze…

Until he was let go.

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How did the clown write his jokes?

He jest put pun to paper!

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How were the clown’s tricks?

Ma-jest-ic.

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"I think I’m going to start a clown shoe business.
But it’s no small feat!"

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What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite type of bar?

A honky-tonk.

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What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?

The same middle name.

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What happened at the egg contest when one of the clowns had a cracked egg?

The other clown said, “The yokes on you.”

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Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus?

He’s suing for funfair dismissal.

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Why are all clowns so busy?

They’ve got a lot of funny business to handle.

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How did the clown cross the road?

By putting his stilt on.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

He was feeling funny.

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Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes?

It’s no big feet.

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What was the name of the fish that tasted funny?

Clownfish.

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How did the clown impress everyone?

He showed a nice jester.

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How did the clown count his money?

Pennywise.

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Why did the clown leave the cheese circus?

Because he could not find his stilton.

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Which test did the clown blow off?

The balloon blowing test!

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Why did the people run away from the clown?

Because he smelled funny!

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Why are clowns always found to be jumping?

Because they have a funny bone in them!

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Clowns mostly hate which superhero?

Batman.

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How do you cheer up a sad clown?

Take him to an orthopedic surgeon to fix his funny bone.

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Which movie did Pennywise avoid seeing because he hated biopics?

'IT.'

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How do you make a sad clown frown?

Show him the mirror.

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Who had big shoes to fill?

The circus clown.

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Why did the birthday clown get in trouble with the law?

For BLOWING UP balloons.

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Are rodeo clowns funny?

They’re a barrel of laughs!

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A clown just had his taxes audited…

Probably due to some funny business.

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What’s the funniest fish?

A clownfish.

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What did the teacher say when Flint Rasmussen the rodeo clown disrupted class?

"Quit horsing around!"

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