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Anyone who has ever worked in the retail sector probably knows the age-old motto: “The Customer Is Always Right.” While this is a well-intentioned piece of advice for good customer service, it doesn’t mean it’s true! In fact, there's a whole website devoted to exposing the truth behind the myth, aptly named Not Always Right.

Some customers, because they are people like any others, make mistakes. They might have had a bad day, feel overly emotional and take it out on the nearest person, who just happens to be their waiter. Some people are just unrealistic in their demands, and expect the impossible. And of course, there will be a few customers out there that are just idiots, plain and simple.

The guys from Not Always Right have compiled a list of stories from times when customers got it very wrong indeed, with hilarious results! Scroll down below to check them out, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god! A girl in engineering! Wow! It's almost as if girls and women are actual human beings and can do things like boys and men can! Oh my what a f*****g concept!

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adoracat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both. Idjits who won't hear of using the proper names for body parts deserve to be laughed at. I may have blushed myself silly but my children knew the proper names for their body parts and the (age-appropriate) explanation for how babies are started by the time they went to school. Gods forbid they had to hear those explanations from their peers...

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

boobies cancer... nope... doesn't look serious at all. Why not Balls Cancer?

Lu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he gets upset when he sees chicken breasts at the supermarket?

Caroline Driver
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'btw, I have a mental age of 6, and proper anatomical words make me squirm, so please use baby words'

BlahBlah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, people, that it's the political correctness you praise in other articles here and which I get minused commenting on, right?

Moezarella
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gotta love the "stop making excuses!" responses some people makes when presented with facts.

Susanna Vesna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahhaa Idiot! I would throw the shaming back at him just for a joke! Be like "OMG! Are you a f*****g creep or something?! This word is used in Pornography & by horny teenagers! How dare you!"

Jilltdcatlady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate to imagine if he has to go to his doctor because his "w***y"feels funny sometimes.

Waid
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked as a customer service rep for years. I love this stuff and have heard some dooziies. If I can share my favorite was this. I worked for Dish Network doing tech support and customer retention AKA cancellation. I also did everything else like billing and sales. Agent transfers angry cusstomer to me to cancel service. Me: (stupid greeting and branding script) Customer: Your equipment and service is c**p. Cancel my account. My remote won't work and all I see is a blue screen on my TV Me: Sir based on your phone number I see your account was canceled about a month ago. I am happy to help and also have a Tech support level 3 certification. May I please have your current account number? Customer: I don't have my account number the last agent had my account. Me: Yes, this account is disconnected. Customer: No you idiots came out here on Monday and installed my satellite dish. Ne: Ok, I'm glad you returned to us. You might have a different account number, I can look it u

Hawk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That costumer didn’t realize she was gonna ask that last question

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This really concerns me. Is there no such thing as explanation about these things given my gynaecologists, who prescribe it?!

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Insecure people are everywhere. They like to be intolerant, too.

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SoLàlà
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, not all mammals have nipples. For example, male horses don't.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disabled people do not need pity, and usually even not help, but respect.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parents imposing sexist sterotypes on their own children are the worst.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If some people would get a slap on the left cheeck for everything stupid they say, and a slap on the right for every time they behave as an a*****e, you would not know which cheeck was more bruised.

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Sarah Figini
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked as a glass collector in a bar when I was 14. A man actually bit my a*s once when i was clearing his table, then his wife had the audacity to shout at me and blame me for 'encouraging him' because I was wearing tight pants.

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Kristin Connon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad to say that every woman has at least one story similar to this, and most, if not all, men. Sexism just sucks. Period.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: "Although the damagte is probably inferiour to that in your head."

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Ehren Thomsen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kudos to the customer for not only realizing his error, but also understanding the OP comeback!

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The amount of stereotypes someone uses is inversely proportional to their level of education.

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Bunnies4Zwin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get annoyed at people who don't ever tell off their children. Even if they are punching your legs nonstop. (happend to me)

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Lynn Donovan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Useless trivia: in France we use first names instead of NATO phonetic alphabet. B as in Brigitte, D as in David...

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was ok with that statemen until i read the last sentence

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Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is why I never use those b******t terms at coffee shops. I either say Small/Med/Large, or I specify the size in ounces if they happen to have it listed. That way The size name is always accurate.

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Hans
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: "Just slowly start feeding the bills into the card reader slot when I say 'no'."

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Mont
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's always entertaining when cartoon characters visit your place of employment.

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Jessica Stohr
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of my lost baby blanket that they threw out immediately upon finding :(

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Nadine Ducca
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Sounds like the sandwich wasn't for her but she felt the need to spew out how vegetarian she was anyways...¿?

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Potato
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am not sure how the age limit change will help though. People older than 21 can get angry as well.

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Vicky Zar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Germany we use the 24h system. We do not have am and pm For children the latter is easier, I think

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paulo marreco
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, come back later. Like, about 50 years later; maybe then you'll find all the holograms you want.

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

computer got too much user frendly. that's raise generation of ignorant

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Susanna Vesna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont get people who spend 100s of dollars and then get so f*****g cheap over some 5$! Keep the coupon and try to use it next Saturday!

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Beth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Count yourself lucky. I used to deal with an elderly woman with Alzheimers who would come into reception, tell us about her appt, wait, pay, request a receipt etc.... all for in an organisation she had nothing to do with. We'd just do what she asked, make her a cup of tea while she was waiting, call her son and quietly refund him the $ she's paid. She was always very sweet, just confused.

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Nadine Ducca
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something similar happened to me, but the other way around. We went to a supermarket to get something twenty minutes before closing time and were told that they had already closed the registers... Not cool. It's not like we showed up one minute before closing.

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Miriam Brose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um... I think that's how it works when you compliment a baby. Or did the other costumer expect an answer from your daughter?

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Daniel Losinger
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story: I used to work with a Graphic Artist who could only work with the mouse turned backwards.

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Mel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in retail, I can attest that this is what some people truly say and do.

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Sarah Figini
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my mum would have dragged me out of there (after paying) and scolded me so hard. Prob would have gotten a little leg slap and it would have been well deserved too

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Miriam Brose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you should hold a picture of a cow in your store for showing such people... Sadly most people REALLY do not know what a cow looks like. Some people in germany do believe they are purple because of our Milka ads...

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Nadine Ducca
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol "that's just sick" like people have some weird sliced cheese fetish. lol

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Mr is upset because you are more concerned for his daugther safety tha he is. Interesting.

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