Yes! Yes! Yes! How do we get Disney to see this?!

I will gladly provide meme support and will also provide a trailer to haul the printers if required

This post is a rollercoaster and a half

Psst, that was prme minister Shinzo Abe. Japan has an emperor...

Here in Britain the Christmas stuff appears in the shops long before the Halloween stuff, sadly.

I kinda like hotels, even cheap one, as long as they are clean. It's a nice change of scenery. I don't have to deal with anything. I am fine with just lying on the bed relaxing.

More like common sense, I think.

Ooh! I know this one! The elbows-on-the-tables rule came into play during the Feudal times when royalty would have grand feasts and invite hundreds of nobles. The tables set up were just cobbled together (something like plywood set atop saw horses), and leaning too hard on them with your elbows would cause the whole thing to tip over. And humans, being the creatures of habit that we are, just kept going with it.

I’m using that pinched finger thing.

Ok, but which country had T-Rex soldier?

And also the "you like to have your head still attached to your neck" filter. Which is was so ingrained that Cromwell allegedly had to specify that he wanted a realistic picture with faults included. Seriously though, I'd really like to have my portrait painted by Winterhalter

Living in America,

This seriously upsets me. If the dog/wolf/canid attacks me, it is NOT allowed to make sad noises. Only angry growls and barking.

The only things I remember requiring a parent's signature for were field trips and sex ed.

What a great idea.

The last one is paraphrasing M. Bison from the Street Fighter Movie! 🤣 "Chun Li: You don't remember? Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

Yeah, this has inspired me to do black magic.

My 3yo son sat entranced for half an hour in a store watching the demo dishwasher with a transparent door once. Cheapest child minding I ever found. I too wish I could have bought it. Maybe there is an opportunity here to sell replacement acrylic doors.

It would mean nobody would be able to watch these episodes out of order without spoiling the info about who will die...

Soft can-openers to the left of me! Soft can-openers to the right of me! HALP! They're everywhere!

When I was in high school, I had a friend who was taking French. I said, "Je ne sais pas," and one of our other friends asked what it meant. I said, "I don't know." My French-learning friend couldn't stop laughing.

Hell, plenty of so-called adults basically did this.

Watched a guy on the bus during the pandemic slide his mask down, hawk into his hand, put his mask back up, then grab the pole. I'm sorry, what were you saying about children?

Have a little kid some time. You will be sick all the time. Usually puking sick. They are disease bags that carry all sicknesses possible. They get older though and start washing their hands here and there and it gets so much better.

COOTIES!

I kept telling a child to pull her mask up. Finally she put it over her eyes. I did what anyone would do. Took a picture and sent it to her mother. 😃

When your Elementary school kid comes home with a different mask because they were exchanging them at school.

I was a very antisocial child I was always social distancing

I tried this with a banana. Still got the strings. LIES!

as you say, ooooh shiiit....

If I could make a copy of me, I would be besides myself!

yes, but I’ve never seen a shark in a tutu --- edit to thanks you all, you silly funny BP fellows with all the tutu !

Is this like JFK telling the people of Berlin that he's a jam donut?

Are catgirls the IT furries now?

Patrick Stewart is such an awesome human being.

I like to listen to everything, but often translating the lyrics is a big disappointment :D

...but throwing a 16-year-old out of the house is legal?

They never openly admit, but come-on, the chance of being the first super high mile club member is out of this world opportunity!

This is sweet..

Nah I agree with the first poster, I have sisters and a mother and we don't look THIS similar. Genetic relationship doesn't mean "same face different hair".

I think the reason many of us just couldn't grasp the concept of NFTs, is because we couldn't believe that was all there was to it. Like, people are buying internet pictures that anyone can just screenshot? No, that can't be right.

I love this feature. Sometimes the controversial comments have it right (in my opinion) or offer an interesting perspective I hadn't considered. This is especially true in the dumpster-fire subreddit that is AITA.

I need these in my life!

1/x and -1/x are somewhat misleading because they shouldnt have crossed the Y axis.

I read that carpeted chicken

I think its the other way around

Here in the UK we very much have lawns.

When my wife is out of town, thoughts of her are quite intrusive. And welcome. And wonderful.

Well at least the person you have a chance to get rid of. If you have 1000 roaches in the attic, they are there to stay...

I know making fun of Imagine Dragons is a Thing, but come on guys, they make really good music. LOOM and Mercury are amazing albums.

This is like those posts BP puts out where Europeans are like "Americans don't have kettles or roundabouts" and then the comments are full of people who have kettles and roundabouts.

Why do I have the impression that thing is flipping me off?

Who do we want to cyberbully first?