Not interested. Leaf me alone!

He wasn't lost. He moved to a dryer climate.

Ignore him. He's always pickled.

How long does it take to get through a labyrinth? A minotaur two.

Here, let me light your fire.

That's deep.

Nailed it!

And your buddy seems to be a nudist.

Awe, you give me a reason to shine.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe...

But don't have a Pyramid Scheme.

"Objection, lead-ing question"

Too much glass

Coming already with your own eraser... questioning everything you're writing before you start to write it.

dang bro

First wish: I wish I had a head to live in.

Mixed messages can screw up any relationship.

I can see right through you

Wake and repeat.

Letter know how much you care

Hey! No kink shaming..

I think they got the message.

The wind beneath ME wings.

Are you sure Bert?

Nail me against the wall baby

But You're useless without me

Moonday = Monday

Me too buddy, me too.

Don't worry, Joe. Another sweety is surely looking for you.

Cloudy with a chance of fashion

The water glass looks so done with those ice cubes and I’m here for it.

Life isn’t just *straight*, either 😏 It’s got a whole lot of ups and downs, you just have to *find yourself* 😏 Be *prideful* that you’ve made it this far 😏 I’m not even gay I just like annoying people with my gay jokes

Secret of successful nocturnal hunting revealed!

Well, maybe I'd call you my biggest fan if you didn't blow me off all the time!

Poor book. He's been ghosted by the other.

"Yes go twinkle befor we go in the car please deer"

You're always so cold!

Corona?

Your ghosting tendencies have been exposed!

And 'Apple' was created!

And you're full of hot air.

Hey fun straws....tell him to get bent!....oops too late

Weight a minute... I think you've got a bright idea.

Apptitude

Just roll with it.

This one was a leap

These are just weird and not too clever.

I'm sure you are, even at this present moment.

Oh Snap.

His brother went to Hollywood

You always manage to get yourself into sticky situations.

Let's start a fire!

One well dressed utensil.

You're so bright!

Looks like someone is having a crappy experience...

A sweetheart

Alt... _____... Delete... night and day.