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Kids are far more clever than we give them credit for. We should know, we used to be kids ourselves! Their imaginations are in overdrive, their wittiness is off the charts, and they have their ‘snappy comebacks’ levels set all the way to 11.

Today we’re featuring the times that kids outsmarted their parents with some hilarious and genuinely impressive power moves, as shared on the r/madlads subreddit.

Scroll down, upvote your fave posts, and let us know in the comments which of these made you giggle the most. And be sure to read on for Bored Panda’s chat about parenting and how kids like to test limits with relationship expert Dan Bacon, a loving father of two.

Oh, and if any of you Pandas reading this are parents, we would absolutely love it if you’d share your own fun experiences raising your kids.

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9 Year Olds Being Absolute Madlads

9 Year Olds Being Absolute Madlads

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Relationship expert and father of two Dan explained to Bored Panda what the right balance should be between strictness and fun when it comes to raising kids. According to him, patience is key. As is the understanding that children love to see what they can get away with doing.

“In order to be good, functioning citizens of a society, children do need to be shown what is good and what is bad. However, you have to remember that a child is a clean slate and is effectively innocent,” he said.

According to Dan, kids are constantly testing boundaries and checking to see what their parents will and will not allow them to do at home.

“The child will often say and do things that could make you angry if you don’t understand that he/she is simply testing to see what is okay or not, or what the limits are. Without testing, the child will just sit there, be quiet and do nothing, which isn’t going to happen,” Dan explained.

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D E S T R O Y E D

D E S T R O Y E D

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sam is very smart and I guess Tyler stomped off to his/her room.

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“The child wants to explore the world around it and see what he/she can and cannot do. The child will also regularly forget what is right or wrong at times, or remember that something is wrong, but do it again anyway to see if you have a different response this time,” the dad of two pointed out what parents should be aware of.

“By doing it again, the child often shows you that it doesn’t need to follow a particular rule because the rule was too strict, or unnecessary, which then results in you changing and allowing the child to do it from then on,” he said.

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Mothers Children Are Absolute Madmen. Out Of Control

Mothers Children Are Absolute Madmen. Out Of Control

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have made sure to make stomping sounds every time to make them think you broke them :)

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This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission

This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission

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Power Move

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Anita Pickle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gran only wants you to think that so she can pick up all the gossip that no one thinks she can hear

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's surprisingly common. It's tough to listen through hearing aids. Sometimes, you just need a break. No time better than when you're getting yelled at.

Josh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true. I remember when hearing aids were terrible and I would feel fatigued by the excess noise. I would often flip them off and use them as ear plugs during chaotic times of the day like cafeteria or recess time.

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Alexandra Davis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do the same. When I was a teacher and the students were too loud etc I would turn them off. Got to have some perks to being deaf

Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

May I ask some questions? Apart from this one, I mean. I am totally ignorant on this topic. Are there stages of deafness? Can some hear a bit and others totally nothing? And those hearing aids... do they help to hear normally or is it somehow different? .... if anyone even knows that.

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Frozengeckolover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put my over-the-ear headphones on when I don't want to talk to people. Sometimes, I dont even have them connected to anything. Lol.

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Kimberly Herbert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hearing breaks are normal and needed for people using hearing aids. Their brains have to work harder to make sense of all the noise than people with a normal hearing range have to. All the background noises are being amplified into their brain at the same level as the speech they are trying to understand.

PurpleUnicorn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard of many people (especially those with cochlear implants) who turn them off when they e had enough noise!

Rosie Burzinski Breneman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked at a school with a,Deaf Ed group. Part of the tgey were in "regular" classrooms with an interpretation, part in a group taught together. Very smart kids, all of them. One would cover his eyes if he didn't want to hear what they were signing to him. It made me learn sign language just because I thought it was important to call each child by name as they went through breakfast and lunch lines (or were sent to spend time with me on Time Out room).

Celeste
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When adults do it, they're jerks; but when a kid does it, they're f***ing savage. 🙌

Bex
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao My Dad admits he does that to me, my sister, and my Mom!

Henry Russell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

soemtimes in class when the teachers or my mom is screaming i wish i could of done that

Brie Sansotta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's an old song my, now passed, mother used to sing to me. "Old woman, old woman will you wash my clothes for me? (She says) Speak a little louder, sir, I don't believe I heard you. (He says - in an even softer voice) Old woman, Old woman will you come and walk with me. (She says) Speak a little louder sir, I think I almost heard you. (He then whispers) Old woman, Old woman, will you come and marry me. (She exclaims) LAUSS A BESSIE, BLESS MY SOUL. I DO BELIEVE I HEARD YOU!!

GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know my mom used to do this, but she'd announce it. If we aggravated her she'd say "I'm going off the air now" and turn off her hearing aid.

marnidarr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would explain a lot of the blank looks on my mom's face...

Tobias the Tiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had a lot of noise sensitivity throughout my life, I really wish I could do this. I guess music will have to do.

Darrell Perry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother lost her hearing at 17 due to scarlet fever. She was an excellent lip reader and you would never know she was deaf. When she didn’t want to listen to what a family member had to say she would simply and deliberately turn her head while the other person was talking. It was beyond frustrating to the speaker.

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn! I wish I had the ability to power down when I'm in these situations.

LMDean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here we are labeling him disabled when he actually has a gift!! That would be so beneficial lol. It would save lives and marriages👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

Debbie Fulton
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do it! Just turn those suckers off. The Good part is, I tell people, that I can't always hear them. Up front. That I may respond inappropriately, or look confused. Either way, an out!

arb Deal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a high school teacher that did this. In his introduction at the beginning of the semester he told us he would do this.

Angela Burnett-King
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta get that hate out ya ear🤷🏾‍♀️💪🏾👌🏾😏😉

Joanna Jamil
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather used to do this to grandma. He'd say something to get her riled up, look like he was scratching his ears & shoot me a look like "He, he,he...now I bet you'll help me muck the barn as he walked out the door & up the hill to the barn."

Samantha Melnychuk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever go partially deaf, I will figure out a way to get my hearing aids to play audible so I can listen to books instead of whatever bs is being foisted on me.

Dirtier Harrier
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom who's not deaf and not wearing any hearing aid, can somehow literally turn off her hearing "in her head" whenever she wants. She ignores VERY LOUD doorbell when she's on her tablet watching youtube videos through the tablet little speaker. Yet somehow she also hears her phone though.

Joan Young
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was married to a deaf man, he would just shut his eyes when we were arguing! VERY FRUSTRATING!

Jesse Lake
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Dad knew a guy who lost a substantial amount of his hearing in both ears after some infection or something. He used to say that he always had the final word in arguments with his wife because he just says what he wants to say and then shuts off his hearing aids. (I think he was just being funny, but maybe not...).

Phillip Shepard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew an older ENT doctor who was hard of hearing and wore a hearing aid - not totally deaf. He said he did the same thing.

Kids Krueger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, don't blame him. They can tell him what they want to have him understand when they're calm

Sofia Gonzalez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could do that. Better yet, I wish I could freeze the world

manon M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm deaf and assume totaly the mute option in my life :)

Leara Bridges Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom did this all the time when the house would get crowded and chaotic lol

Tom Bolton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that impressive. I know plenty of folk without any hearing impairments who manage to "mute the haters" whenever it's something they don't want to hear. Usually, we call them jackasses.

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“So, you need to be patient as the child grows up and figures out how to behave and approach life in a way that suits you and himself/herself. One way to think about expecting a child to change or follow your orders is to remember how long it can take you to change a certain behavior as an adult,” Dan mused.

“Sometimes it can take weeks or months for you to stop a habit, change a behavior or take on a new behavior that people are asking of you, so you shouldn’t expect a child to change everything overnight and be completely obedient to every new rule you come up with," he said.

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Absolute Mad Lad Dad

Absolute Mad Lad Dad

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"You have to love patiently, otherwise being a parent will make you feel stressed all the way through the child’s life," Dan said.

Some of us honestly think we peaked in terms of humor and wit and creativity when we were kids (and it was all downhill from there!). So it’s no wonder that we’ve been trying to recapture some of that magic. One of the ways to do it is to remind yourself what it actually means to be a child: speaking boldly and without a filter, setting our imaginations loose, and finding interesting ways of looking at the world.

#13

What A Legend

What A Legend

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MauKini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met a creepy nyc lawyer. He wanted to buy the bra I was wearing for 50 dollars. I said no. He gave me 100 Dollars becaus he admired that i wouldnt sell him my brad. One of the weirdest moments in my life. (I was with a friend during the day at an bowlingalley.)

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Little Miss Madlass

Little Miss Madlass

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Recently, Bored Panda went in-depth about how clever kids can be. Comedy writer and single mom Ariane Sherine said kids take after their parents in terms of wit, sense of humor, and creativity.

“Both I and my daughter’s dad work in the media, and from an early age, she’s wanted to be a pop star, writer, and actor. I don’t know how much of her creativity was influenced by seeing her dad’s writing in the newspaper and seeing me go out late to perform at musical comedy gigs. She definitely has creative talents, but how much of that is nature or nurture I don’t know. As for sense of humor, she’s far more sassy and sarcastic than me, so I think her sharp wit is all her own!” she told Bored Panda.

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“My daughter loves starring in my social media posts. She actually asks me to tweet about her! When she does something cool or impressive like skateboarding or graffiti writing, she asks, ‘Can you put it on Twitter?!’ Then she loves to read the comments. I guess some kids are more shy and retiring, but I like the fact that mine is confident and happy to show the world her talents,” she said.

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Mad Student

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A kid wants to drink water or go to the toilet. School: "Not on my watch!"

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Ariane told Bored Panda that she is a very liberal mom because she had very strict parents herself.

“I think being liberal encourages creativity as it gives kids the confidence to express themselves fully, and my daughter is usually very sweet-natured and well-behaved. She’s also a lot of fun, while I didn’t dare to be fun in such a strict environment when I was a kid, so I’m really pleased that I’m giving her a happier and freer upbringing.”

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Madlad's Mom Has Got It Going On

Madlad's Mom Has Got It Going On

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Mad Dad And Mad Lad Jr

Mad Dad And Mad Lad Jr

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Evil Hornet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One got grounded, one was banned from bedroom but it was still worth it! :D

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Child Mad Lad

Child Mad Lad

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, we're an enlightened bunch when we were kids. I drank a 500ml bottle of Hai Karate aftershave because my brothers and I wanted to know if it made my farts smell better. Just for the curious: Farts could still peel the skin off the back of your eyeballs at 20 meters, and you get weird hallucinations, but at least the nurses in the hospital saw the funny side

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#29

He Did It

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Nicky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You were likely suspended for 2 days for accessing the school system, and 5 days for the joke.

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Absolute Madlad In The Comments

Absolute Madlad In The Comments

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Luther von Wolfen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kid was five or so, they told me they would never get tattoos. I assume that having heavily tattooed parents has this effect on many kids.

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How To Scare The S**t Out Of Your Siblings 101

How To Scare The S**t Out Of Your Siblings 101

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Child Mad Lad

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Madlad Kids

Madlad Kids

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Lilyan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to live near a David Stone Lawyer with a rather large sign out front of the offices, every second week the sign would be changed the 'avid StoneDLawyer' - it gave me the childish giggles every time.

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#43

Once A Madlad Was 7 Years Old

Once A Madlad Was 7 Years Old

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Mad Lad Child

Mad Lad Child

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Sasha Grace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia we say "step on a crack, break your mothers back; step on a line, break your fathers spine"... we're equal-opportunists!

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Madlad Son

Madlad Son

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#47

This Lad Has Zero Chill

This Lad Has Zero Chill

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#49

The Dedication Of This Mad Lad Nephew

The Dedication Of This Mad Lad Nephew

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Mistralok
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My half was on the bottom". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8uw71Pf4w

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#50

Son Is A Madlad

Son Is A Madlad

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Helenium
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone remember the meth head attack squirrel called deez nutz. Wonder how he’s going

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#54

Madlad School Kid

Madlad School Kid

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Peppy Piplup
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also got an attendance award, but I was the only one from my class who attended the awards because my entire class either were sick, or skipped school since they assumed you didn't have to come back after the GCSE exams were over.

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#56

Jason Is A Mad Man

Jason Is A Mad Man

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I Found This Madlad On Facebook

I Found This Madlad On Facebook

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#63

My Masculinity Is Threatened By This Madlad

My Masculinity Is Threatened By This Madlad

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Madlad Kid

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Scott Jester
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kid use to do something similar called silly restaurant. I got bees though instead of cold food

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#67

Modern Parenting Issues Require Modern Parenting Solutions

Modern Parenting Issues Require Modern Parenting Solutions

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny but I really hope he didn't go through with it. Don't destroy things your kids like, especially if it's just because they had a different opinion to yours.

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#68

Madlad Orders Insane Amount Of Soda, Employee Chucks It In The Oven!

Madlad Orders Insane Amount Of Soda, Employee Chucks It In The Oven!

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Whose Child Is This??

Whose Child Is This??

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao, don't tell kids not to do something, it's like a dare.

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#70

Let It All Out

Let It All Out

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#71

In A Yearbook Of A School He Doesn't Go To

In A Yearbook Of A School He Doesn't Go To

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🥜remember🥜to🥜nut🥜

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who could believe a teacher actually came up with that?

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#74

What An Absolute Fricken Madlad. He's Startrin Off Early

What An Absolute Fricken Madlad. He's Startrin Off Early

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome video I've watched it so many times😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/lpz9bTUcJBE

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#75

Absolute Lad Sleeps In A Blizzard For 70 People.

Absolute Lad Sleeps In A Blizzard For 70 People.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid was so sweet that when he did this he went viral. Look at his subscriber count then become one. He's sweet kind and grateful. A true gem of a kid

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#76

My Little Brother Snuck Into Picture Day At Different Schools So He Could Be In Their Yearbooks. Absolute Mad Lad.

My Little Brother Snuck Into Picture Day At Different Schools So He Could Be In Their Yearbooks. Absolute Mad Lad.

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Cocky Mad Lad

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#82

Some Kid Did This To The Principal Of Our School (Sorry For All The Info Covering)

Some Kid Did This To The Principal Of Our School (Sorry For All The Info Covering)

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Doesn't He Know It's A School Night?!

Doesn't He Know It's A School Night?!

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