He really wants to explode

Therapist throws man a triangle to mend him, and he thinks everyone else needs the same? Dunno, this one was a bit obscure for me.

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childless cat lady seems to have it together

Usually what follows is uber-racist

I'm flying, Jack!

Good to know... now stop distracting us

We all know who's the worst.

Joan regrets her decision to go with something slinky

No, but I'm filled with the holey spirit!

Assertive, unambiguous way to tell him to "buzz off".

the eyes... they all need a break

oh no

Reasonable.

If it works for cats, why not people?

He loves me not

A non-glory hole.

No, that's just a rumour.

Like an influenzer?

She might also be in no position to pay.

Quest For Wood-Fired Pizza starring Rae Dawn Chong and Ron Perlman

Same

good to practise early on

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

oh. god. ...it, depends...

Oof

What?

After the riddle that wrongly assumes the doctor is a man. :)

whats love got to do with it?

Poor Paul.

In soviet russia...

Announcing his plans to start farting while they're in the same room.

One very annoyed cat coming up, with a side of very shocked child.

Doubly distressed denim.

Not sure I can even play a Kazoo!

this is Paul, years later. Poor Paul.

Valid

yeah... why is that?

True. And it's wonderful when you realize that he does.

Oh god, this actually happened to me once. A small rodent crawled into my car when I wasn't looking. It chewed up the paper towels in the back seat and built a nest way back in the air vent. A couple days later, I'm driving, it's hot, so I turn on the AC. A chunky dust storm of c**p blasted me right in the face. My eyes immediately became red, swollen, horribly itchy, while I was choking on it with irritated lungs. It was bad. Then I realized what had happened and that I was literally breathing rat feces. On the bright side, I was driving the car to its new owner at the time, so....

mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine. mine.

WTF?

The joys of childhood

I'm can hear Umbridge saying this

Heroes are made, not born.

If you didn't cover it in the lease, that's on you

You should hook up with the cave man.

oooookkkkkkk !?! .... what ?

my head. it hurts.

Well you didn't scare me up till now...

no. no you may not