Is this the first time I am seeking his smile? Lovely!

is that ryan gosling?!! omg

Everyone must agree!

I am not a snake, my jaw cannot unhinge

I consider that false advertising.

Wow, that should be on a billboard too!

50 is the new 30 :D

amen !

And my dinner always ends up getting cold, because I refuse to eat until I've found the right show to watch it with!

Is that Ed Sheeran?!

Daylight savings is antiquated and not fit for purpose any more. The stats around the knock on effects on health and work and so many things should make us ditch it.

Ofcourse, that is the law.

Yeaha please!!

I prefer going by myself!

Given the general age of the runners, I would say the grim reaper

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of it to blow over.

Yea, leave me alone guys!

Thank you for this sign! I'm not a fan of poor grammar.

Exactly, as opposed to this weekend.

Noooo, do NOT procreate with mosquitos. We don't need more bloodsuckers.

Just order a bunch of appetizers. She can eat what she wants and you can make a meal of the rest

You'd be surprised how good a motivator pure panic is 😅

I fixed that...I'm 62. Will NEVER "retire", but work at the hours/pace I want.

I like your sweater

Thank you :) :)

And take as much time to prepare!!!!!

What a crazy coincidence

How about we do away with all these subscription plans and let us just buy it once?

T-shirt checks out.

Clearly these are the way to avoid BP censors. All signs should be on cardboard from now on.

Thanks! Its tough on your lower back and blood circulation in your legs to wrap presents.

For me, its quit wasting my time browsing BP. Hmm.. I'll take a raincheck for now.

if you're like me ... : "An Irish exit is when you leave a party without saying goodbye to anyone"

That tiger OMG!

We're getting better. Need to "forget" them more, we are running out of bathroom trash bags.

It's okay to be single on any day of the year

Leek and potato in particular, mmmm!

morticia and gomez addams obviously.

Jolene doesn’t care.

We don't, we just buy replacements when they die.... but here is a small tip: start with cacti -it takes years to kill those, as long as you don't drown them.

I swear that guy in the mask walked past in another pic.

Yes they are. We put lego flowers in them :)

the bear went over the mountain to see what he could see..

he's in his sign era

what if the table isn't wood and won't stain?

I am so guilty of this. Films are so important to me, it seems crazy to me when someone hasn't seen one that I consider to be a classic! I shall try to hold back my freak out. Lol.

affording whatsathing now? you mean food and water? f*****g first world problems man.

Do you know how much this wristband cost me?

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