Can't I upvote this a million times?!

I bet this same guy thinks he's qualified to talk about abortion even though he can't give birth.

She did her make up, all by herself!

BUUUUUURN!! :D

b u r n !

BOOM.

But, but, but.....I got nothing.

Well said, sir

cultural gatekeeping has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. The best and most inclusive societies culturally appropriate all. the. time.

Hahaha BAM, got ya there.

Welp

People that feel British, aren't really British. They are, in fact, Bri-ish

Don’t forget the pandemic.

Look, a vampire CAN turn into a bat (man)!

Who needs oxygen if there is no wifi?

OOF

Wow, perfect comeback.

And she is killing it.

Sounds like the perfect plan.

Imagine if they did!

Savage!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, thanks to BP

Shrek also had a donkey marrying a dragon... 🤔

Such a polite burn that.

What kind of relationship is that. We don’t have his money or my money, it is OUR money.

No thanks, I don't need birth control cause I'm not pregnant.

Is this just a joke to tease flat earthers or do flat earthers actually use the “flat” horizon as their argument? Do they not realise that we can’t see the curve because the earth is so large.

I could say the same thing about Stewart's Calculus book as well. (For those of you not in the know, the physics book he mentioned is one of the most popular physics 101 books used at universities.)

So because the warning label on a bottle of bleach says not to drink it, are you just going to blindly follow it and not drink the bleach? What if it tastes really good??

Burn...oh wait. (Sorry)

I've tried to read Bible, but I'm not much into fantasy book :)

End up in a random aisle and whatever you find there is now "Indian Food."

Austin Powers: The man who tackled me.

They’re the smart ones haha.

Let's play a game: Spell the type of establishment we're eating at, and I'll buy you your meal!

Gotta be pretty pathetic to play games like that.

I will never have the guts to send a reply like that, but by Golly, I wish I would ...

I love that his hoover made a clear break for freedom.

I'm dying!🤣🤣

🤣 😂

At least they are honest.

SAD!!

But Batman has a utility belt. A UTILITY BELT!

Loving the 315 reactions versus the 4.6k reactions. Boom! 🤣

*pages

F**k this molyneux d**k. He was banned from speaking here (new zealand) in 2018 I think, the brainless monstrous mosque shooter donated to his causes and his petition to be allowed to do his stupid speaking event in NZ. Then murdered the innocent souls in cold blood at one of our mosques. So that's the kind of person who supports this fuckwad. No thanks. (NB not meaning to mislead, I'm personally agnostic, but say "our mosques" just as I would say "our churches/synagogues/temples/etc". A kiwi is a kiwi. A person is a person.)

I wonder if the so called "1st world" countries know that here in the 3rd world, we drive both and are required to pass your driving test using a stick shift

If everyone starts using the toilet marked “ me” then “ everyone else “ would be left clean...

The waiter is providing a valuable service with very little likelihood of customer death.

WTAF. They ask teens about guns when school shootings plague the country, but are offended by the nail gun joke?