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Have you ever thought of the best comeback only after it was too late? Right before bed, while taking a shower or standing in an elevator, you get your light-bulb moment: “Ahh, why didn't I think of it before?” The French even came up with a term for that, l'esprit de l'escalier—the spirit of the staircase—and it means that the perfect retort arises only when it doesn't matter anymore.

However, this does not apply to everyone. A select few have the superpower of coming up with snappy one-liners on the spot, and the r/CleverComebacks subreddit is the site to go for these legendary comments. As the moderators put it, “If someone just got shown up, this is the place to post it.“

So make sure to scroll down and upvote your favorite retorts! And if you can't get enough of snappy comebacks, make sure to check out Bored Panda's previous posts here, here and here.

#1

He Was Asking For It!

He Was Asking For It!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a prick. I'm against violence, but that idiot was screaming for it.

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If you'd like to share a post on the “Clever Comebacks“ subreddit page, there's a few rules you need to follow. Firstly, you should know what a witty comment is. According to the moderators, it's “responses to someone that, for lack of a better word, roasts them.” Also, baseless insults, tasteless jokes, “no, u” style replies are what they call garbage content, and nobody likes them.

When you think about it, the only obvious goal when trying to think of a snappy comeback is to get a good laugh and share your original thought. And the same applies to real-life situations. If you hate those awkward moments when your friends or coworkers throw you a snide comment and everything that comes to your mind just sounds lame, don't worry. In real life, not many people can be as clever as Dr. House or Chandler Bing, but there's a few ways you can improve your reactions and become wittier.

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One of the things that could make you better is the world of improv acting. When it comes to showing your wit, timing is everything. The reply should be as spontaneous as the words that took you by surprise. One way of improving would be to become a better active listener. As Abigail Paul, workshop facilitator and training developer, told the BBC, “people think faster than others speak, giving the listener “extra time“ to compose an answer, even while they give the appearance of still listening to what the other person is saying.”

Come to think of it, there have been many times when we already wanted to share an idea with the person who's not yet finished talking. “Most of us don't listen to the whole message,” Paul said, “we are just waiting to make our own points.” So if you want to whip out snappy remarks, you should actively listen to what the other person is saying and use the unexpected material she or he gave you.

#3

Not Be A Baby Machine

Not Be A Baby Machine

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"the transformed wife"? "godly womanhood"? Gosh, that lady is so brainwashed, it's sparkling inside her head.

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This Always Makes Me Laugh

This Always Makes Me Laugh

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as I don’t like a lot of PETAs ways of doing things, this reply did make me laugh

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Sometimes, when we receive a biting remark, we might feel offended. Belina Raffy, a business improvisation consultant, said that negative comments usually come from a place of insecurity. So when it comes to your coworker who constantly tosses you rude remarks, remember that responding positively might ease the pressure and keep projects going smoothly. ”Positive witty comments build trust among colleagues, bosses and subordinates, and they can turn a formerly harsh environment into an accepting one,” Raffy said.

#5

It Was Social Distancing Haha

It Was Social Distancing Haha

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly this person got their prehistoric knowledge from watching The Flintstones.

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#6

They Don't Give A Damn

They Don't Give A Damn

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Another great tip would be silencing your inner critic: “It’s about letting go of the need to judge ourselves,” Raffy explains. You should try saying what's on your mind without thinking about it. In improv theater, actors try to let go of their inner voice and give in to their “deepest fantasies” in order to say something spontaneous that they would never say in real life.

#7

Oof. That Burn Needs Some Love

Oof. That Burn Needs Some Love

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#8

German History Lesson

German History Lesson

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

- printing press - light bulb - telephone - tape recorder - turntable - mp3 - tv - first freely programmable computer - generator - automobile - jet engine - helicopter - jeans - toothpaste - periodic table of elements - theory of relativity - x-rays - nuclear fission - bacteriology - aspirin Just to name a few.

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#9

A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

A Punchline From Twitter, Does This Count As A Meme?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

3 unskippable ads, all of which are 15 seconds long, making me forget what I actually wanted to watch

Let's not forget the brands that make clever comebacks a key part of their communication with customers. One obvious example is the fast-food chain Wendy's and their made-up social media holiday—National Roast Day. Their communications team does not hold back when it comes to witty replies in their social channels. The question is, do the customers actually value it?

#10

Someone Needs A Refresher On Anatomy

Someone Needs A Refresher On Anatomy

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So THAT'S how his wife explained all those kids, even if he never had sex with her while awake!

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#11

That's A Good Proof

That's A Good Proof

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Fred L.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So here we must have the rare case of a person that has never left a room through a door.

HardTruths
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. It's similar to those chain mails/posts that claim only a certain (small) % of people can solve the puzzle/see something. And thus the masses excitedly forward the mail/repost to show the world their accomplishments. Chain mail/post objective accomplished!

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Mich
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These prove me wrong posts are inane. “name a fish that has an a in it , bet you can’t”. “Name a word that starts with v and ends in y, bet you can’t.” When I see my friends responding to these posts on FB, I question their mental health.

Panda-riffic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the reasons I am not on Facebook anymore. Those posts were pointless.

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Marcellus II
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did the reply miss "fool"? Was the first thing in mind after "food"... Maybe too loose-hanging froot.

A B C
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first thought was foot, but fool is way better fitting.

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Duncan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did they not see it when saying Prove me wrong....proof.

BatPig
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm I’m going to try and troubleshoot for this goof. Maybe they need to take the hood off their eyes and stop being a fool. Or maybe there isn’t enough blood rushing to their brain. Or in the unlikelihood they’re not a preschooler, or haven’t been drinking moonshine, maybe they’re just in the wrong neighbourhood

Virginie Michaud
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This tirade is most probably beyond that poor fool's comprehension. Although obvious to us, it's humor is lost on him, one could even call it moot. But let's not give him the boot, we shall remain hopeful and sow generously the seeds of knowledge in the hopes he and others soon see the good we can achieve together. Some optimists would even say say we can jump through hoops and loops!

ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just to be clear, these are all the double-o words the person included in their sentence: pr🅾🅾f.......presch🅾🅾l.......childh🅾🅾d.......ch🅾🅾sing.......b🅾🅾ks.......t🅾🅾ls..............nolyw🅾🅾d/hollyw🅾🅾d.......st🅾🅾l.......classr🅾🅾m.......c🅾🅾rdination.......h🅾🅾ligan

J Robertson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good god, what a tool. He should really pull that foot out of his mouth and read a book. There's a lovely little nook next to a brook where you can lie and eat food, read a book, heck you could even bring a stool to read your book next to the brook. Just don't say boo if you come upon him or he may just poo.

Erin E
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idiotic things like that are just get likes and comments. The more you have the more the algorithms tell companies that people pay attention to you, which they exploit. People should just stop responding to these things 🙄

KatHat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These posts are comment bait. They are not serious. They're waiting for everyone to come along screaming "you idiot!!" and then they get thousands of comments, which means traffic, which means a higher reward from the algorithm for the page overall. Don't reward them with comments. Ever. You're being duped.

Erin E
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because they know people will comment. Algorithms don’t care what the comments are, they just fill in the data that there are lots of comments.

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Sandra Means Gordon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That comeback is not ALL the proof you need, oh smooth one🤣. But, I’m sure you are in a good mood doodling, drooling and eating boogers in a, dark room somewhere.

Thomas Sweda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bravo to the clever genius who created this. You really used your noodle.

Mimi M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good, hood, mood, blood, moon, spoon. And that's just spur of the moment.

Valley Girl
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boob, fool, doofus, booty for brains, doody for brains

Katherine Boag
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Posts like these are interaction-bait to boost them in the algorithm

lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good, look, fool, tool, book, cook, look, stool, cool, good, hood, moo, nook, pool, mood, nook, rood, soot, wool, wood, and others.

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#12

Got Roasted By A Police Twitter

Got Roasted By A Police Twitter

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A survey by Sprout Social suggests that such responses are actually not appreciated by customers. Brand personality should connect your product to its consumers but as it turns out, that's not always the case. Sprout surveyed 1,000 consumers on which traits they want brands to share on social media and what action behaviors like humor or friendliness cause.

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#14

Yep May Be It Is True

Yep May Be It Is True

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not illegal to seek asylum. Also, documented immigrants have lower rates of committing violent, property, or drug crimes than native-born citizens. Undocumented immigrants have rates even lower than them. The anti-immigrant, xenophobic fear-mongering that happens here is ridiculous and repulsive. Here's the research if anyone needs to educate friends or family: https://www.pnas.org/content/117/51/32340

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#15

Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

Whatever Your Weakness, There's A Hellion To Exploit It

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do you think Jeff has anymore d*** rockets? I need to get off this planet, permanently

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It seems that “three-quarters of consumers surveyed believe there’s value in brands exhibiting humor on social but only one-third actually want brands to bring on the snark full force.” The majority of consumers buy from brands that are honest, helpful and friendly. “It turns out that at the end of the day, consumers want brands to use social as a customer care channel”, Sprout explains. So while this kind of risky brand personality offers you a great deal of exposure, it seems that it's actually bad for business.

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#17

Elon Musk Gets Destroyed By Facts And Logic

Elon Musk Gets Destroyed By Facts And Logic

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Lastly, for a clever comeback to be considered great, it has to be honest. "The best retorts speak truth — when a person calls something that the other people didn't see," said Paul. "That's generally what makes us laugh." So if you think of a clever comeback that's piercingly accurate and say it right there on the spot, you feel absolutely great because you know that you've earned it.

#19

True Perfection Has Been Achieved

True Perfection Has Been Achieved

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#20

Old But Gold

Old But Gold

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations to Australia for deporting her when she acted like a brat about quarantining.

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#21

Accessible Parking, But Only During Office Hours

Accessible Parking, But Only During Office Hours

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#24

Finnally A Manager Making A Comeback

Finnally A Manager Making A Comeback

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#25

Found This While Browsing Instead Of Sleeping

Found This While Browsing Instead Of Sleeping

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#26

Would You Like Some Whine With That?

Would You Like Some Whine With That?

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#30

Technically He Spoke Genders Into Existence Because By His Very Word He Can Create

Technically He Spoke Genders Into Existence Because By His Very Word He Can Create

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#31

I Prayed For Help And God Sent Doctors With The Vaccine, I Said "No Thanks, I'm Waiting For God To Help Me"

I Prayed For Help And God Sent Doctors With The Vaccine, I Said "No Thanks, I'm Waiting For God To Help Me"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, God sent doctors with vaccines which had been developed by other doctors using the brains God gave them, and you turned them all down. Wow!

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#33

Mindy Kaling Shuttin’ ‘Em Down

Mindy Kaling Shuttin’ ‘Em Down

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#34

Not Sure What Is The Objective Is Here?

Not Sure What Is The Objective Is Here?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

99.9% of the people claiming something is "socialism" don't have any idea what socialism means

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#35

Nasa Is Untrustworthy

Nasa Is Untrustworthy

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignorance is the absence of knowledge. Stupidity is the presence of knowledge and the refusal to use it. Paul Coelho

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#36

It Really Is The Churches Motto Tho

It Really Is The Churches Motto Tho

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GoodWolf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really? A pastor saying "show up acting stupid and find out if we have guns"?? WTF and I'm not even religious

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#37

The Real Deal

The Real Deal

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

even if he stays out of the emergency room (which he should) he'll still impact others, either by transmitting the disease to the vulnerable or to spread misinformation.

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#38

She Seems So Dumb

She Seems So Dumb

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll pay 38 dollars for a burrito if it means someone is able to pay their bills

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#39

I'm Not A Gamer For Nothing

I'm Not A Gamer For Nothing

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#40

Why Do Some People Want Others To Have It Bad Cruz They Had ? Hope This Isn't Already Here

Why Do Some People Want Others To Have It Bad Cruz They Had ? Hope This Isn't Already Here

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why is there such a big obsession with the military, I mean killing others or getting yourself killed is hardly a good thing

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#41

Look I Made A Joke

Look I Made A Joke

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can't spell stupid without u, except this probably isn't a coincidence

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#42

Does Jlo Have A Reply To That?

Does Jlo Have A Reply To That?

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#43

In 1919 And 1920, At The Very Start Of His Career, Tolkien Worked On The Staff Of The Oxford English Dictionary; He Later Said Of This Time That He “.. Learned More In Those Two Years Than In Any Other Equal Period Of My Life”

In 1919 And 1920, At The Very Start Of His Career, Tolkien Worked On The Staff Of The Oxford English Dictionary; He Later Said Of This Time That He “.. Learned More In Those Two Years Than In Any Other Equal Period Of My Life”

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#44

It Works Both Ways!

It Works Both Ways!

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River Webb
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly pack your bags and leave, save your husband the trouble

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#46

Don’t Mistake Empathy For Weaknesses

Don’t Mistake Empathy For Weaknesses

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#47

Getting Schooled

Getting Schooled

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do people who barely managed a high school degree get into parliament?

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#49

State Representative Got Owned!

State Representative Got Owned!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It disgusts me to my core when adults use children to further their political or personal ideology.

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#50

He Really Went There

He Really Went There

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#51

What He Say?

What He Say?

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#52

Well Played, The Almighty

Well Played, The Almighty

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Marcellus II
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I hold hands with my partner, I always hold both hands. Very inconvenient and somewhat unusual, but hey I can't take the chance they're masturbating with the other.

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#54

She Said Over Her Dead Body......

She Said Over Her Dead Body......

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#55

I Laughed Too Hard At This

I Laughed Too Hard At This

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Marcellus II
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's entire books written without specific letters. From 6th century BC to present, that kind of wordgames have been in French, English, Turkish, German, ... and it's called a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipogram

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#56

To Dress Up

To Dress Up

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

24/7 sounds inconvenient. On the other hand, if you keep your suit on while having a shower, it'll wash out the creases from sleeping in it, right? /s

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#58

Naked Truth

Naked Truth

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. That is a nasty racist comment down below. Ignore that and take a Kitten instead! 🐱🐱🐱

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#59

Eddie The Eagle

Eddie The Eagle

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River Webb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"now this young woman who has probably only jumped once in her life, will now be attempting the long jump! Look at her go, and she's made it! A full centimetre, a round of an applause for this fantastic lady!"

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#62

He Did Spell It Wrong

He Did Spell It Wrong

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#67

Friend Sent Me This Screen-Grab About “Alpha” Males Against Dating Trans Women And That Is One Hell Of A Burn

Friend Sent Me This Screen-Grab About “Alpha” Males Against Dating Trans Women And That Is One Hell Of A Burn

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#68

Still Chasing That Dollar

Still Chasing That Dollar

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some context. This guy absolutely loves telling people he's the baby on the cover. He likes the attention and the reason behind the lawsuit was that he wanted more money.

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#69

A Pretty Thorough Demolition

A Pretty Thorough Demolition

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#72

When You Try To Act Smart Only To Be Told Off

When You Try To Act Smart Only To Be Told Off

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Penelope
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1905 the Supreme Court backed a municipal mandate on the smallpox vaccination. Which is why smallpox isn’t currently a threat to these jackasses or their offspring.

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#73

He So Right

He So Right

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's right - chimps are deeply uncivilised. They should follow one of our courtships: approach a girl, flirt with her a little, drop a pill in her drink, rape her, and then claim she was asking for it because she wore a short skirt.

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#74

Under An Ask Reddit Post, Holy Shit I Was Laughing For 20 Minutes

Under An Ask Reddit Post, Holy Shit I Was Laughing For 20 Minutes

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#75

When You Get Caught Being Stupid...

When You Get Caught Being Stupid...

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#76

“For Whom Cnn Won’t Cheerlead?!”

“For Whom Cnn Won’t Cheerlead?!”

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#77

Roman Emperors, Hopefully This Title Is Long Enough

Roman Emperors, Hopefully This Title Is Long Enough

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#78

My Man Got Insulted Real Bad, Real Quick

My Man Got Insulted Real Bad, Real Quick

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people were dropped as children, but this person clearly had a brick dropped on their head, repeatedly

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#80

“How This Millennial Paid Off His Student Loans By Playing Children’s Games”

“How This Millennial Paid Off His Student Loans By Playing Children’s Games”

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#81

Hey Jr, It’s “Father, ” Not “Fat Her”

Hey Jr, It’s “Father, ” Not “Fat Her”

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#82

This Response To An Antivax Conspiracy Theorist

This Response To An Antivax Conspiracy Theorist

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#83

Did You Do Long Jump In High School?

Did You Do Long Jump In High School?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I think we do need stricter gun laws." "So now you're telling us you are anti constitution?"

#84

I Love Ignorant Christians

I Love Ignorant Christians

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A B C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just your average Reddit burn IMO, not a brilliant comeback.

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#85

You Broke-A** Willy Wonka

You Broke-A** Willy Wonka

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ZAPanda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironic considering he attended an expensive highschool on the blood and backs and sweat of low-income south africans who built it.

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#86

Seriously Though, We Need To Get Our Hands On Those Lottery Numbers

Seriously Though, We Need To Get Our Hands On Those Lottery Numbers

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#87

Ohhhh Bitlife

Ohhhh Bitlife

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No-one wants to be a dog." I mean, it depends on the dog. Mine seems to have a pretty good life.

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