I used to spend most of my life outdoors when I was a kid. I grew up in the 80s/90s and as long as I was home by dark, I was allowed to roam the park across the street, the library, the neighborhood, etc. I can't remember ever being bothered by the sun, the heat (I live in Southern California), or bugs. Now when I go take the puppy outside to go to the bathroom at night, I feel like I get 50 mosquito bites in the span of two minutes. I hate the sun, I hate the heat, and I hate sweating. I don't remember thinking or feeling about ANY of this stuff when I was a kid roaming the outdoors and/or spending the entire day outside in the backyard with our dogs XD

Or worse, they are passing away...

And today's rock music is a poorly performed rehash of what we listened to in the 1960's & 1970's.

My first thought as soon as I wake up is very often to calculate how many hours before I can go back to bed (mind you, this is still while lying in the bed)

So I’ve been old since I was 14?

Or...do I need to call the doctor?

Magnetic tip on the bottom of your cane ;-)

Brussel sprouts have been genetically modified to no longer have a bitter taste. Bake them with olive oil and salt and pepper and they are wonderful.

PREACH. I'm like, dang I'm older than all y'all. I feel so accomplished in my life.

Sneezing is risky business (not only when you need to pee, there's also the danger of putting your back out )

I never liked driving in the dark. Definitely worse after 60.

Once I lost a lot of weight, it seems to have disappeared.

Practise standing on one leg frequently. It's a good and free way to help prevent falls when you're older, which can be catastrophic.

I can't face having more than two things in my social calendar per week!

Oh. my. gawd. Trying to get together a SMALL group.. of FOUR players for D&D is bloomin' impossible.

I found them annoying when I was a teenager.

Ha ha - I WISH I was 40 again!!

Getting out of breath from drinking a really big glass of water, for example.

... when dinosaurs roamed the Earth....

I don't have that prob. I'm really, really short-sighted, so thankfully all I have to do is take off my glasses and hold it about 2 inches from my face to read. Drives my hubs insane tho, he can't read things, so he asks me to read it for him lol.

For some reason I always go off of 9/11. The math is easier for me for some reason. I wasn't even an easy age, I was freaking 9. But November birthday so 2001 lines up with 1991 and the smaller numbers work better in my head for some reason.

The other ones were funny (in a dark humour sense) but this one truly is sad and unfortunately, I have seen this happen in my circle of friends too.

I'm older than that ...cuz pre video stores, we taped movies from cable on the VHS player/ recorder (remember the movie industry lobbied against that cuz they thought it would hurt ticket sales, they eventually lost) result tended to be a little darker, but hey ..we got to watch it and pause it for snack/pee breaks....

My car doesn't have a CD player and my CDs are just sitting under my bed now. I'm very sad about it.

That's the immigration problem I want fixed.

Use binary. Lit candles are ones and unlit candles are zeroes. Seven candles works for anyone 127 years old or younger.

I'm 45 and I'm still waiting when I wil figure out how to adult.

Especially losing patience with poor customer service... part of getting older is, I feel like, first of all they talk down to me... I explain the situation as clearly as possible ...they don't get it... pass me off to somebody else... and off we go to start over from the very beginning with someone else... all this after going through the automated system and hoping you're pushing the right buttons to get you where you need to go

It's not even the sheer amount of them, it's how close apart they’ve become. I feel like my birthday comes around at least every 6 months (that's what it feels like anyway)

Or looking at you incredulously saying "I thought those years were behind you!"

Like an appliance right after the warranty expires...seems like parts of the body start completely breaking down

I just keep making the font on my home computer bigger.

I don't want to party like it's 1999. I want to pay for groceries like it's 1999.

or when one player is mentioned as being the oldest in the team, or the whole league, and then they reveal he is only in early/mid 30s.